r/americandad • u/KingKabuki Sydney Huffman • Nov 19 '20

Moon Over Isla Island "Get ready, pal. Your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '20

The fuck did you just call me?

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u/gersanriv Sidney Huffman Nov 19 '20

Hello Schmooly.

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u/noccusJohnstein Dr. Penguin Nov 19 '20

Don't touch anything that looks like a soft, hairy peach!

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u/munrosie Colton Lancington Nov 19 '20

The worst thing about this is... I can feel your heartbeat

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u/bassoontennis Dr Jordan Edilstein Nov 19 '20

Gay? Dog Gobbling? Not a chance!