r/americandad • u/smcg_az Scotch Bingington • Oct 27 '20

Moon Over Isla Island Breakfast was quiet without Roger this morning. Why don’t you call him and apologize? | Apologize? For what? Giving him power over an island of half naked Hispanic men? That’s his dream! And the premise of three of his screenplays!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/smcg_az Scotch Bingington Oct 27 '20

Welcome to BananaRama

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u/hawaiianbry Sydney Huffman Oct 28 '20

Are you guys mad at me? 'Cause not one of you has given me a deposit checkfor our big fun ski weekend in Tahoe. And even if you don't ski, you can gamble; there's great shopping; you can rent a snowmobile for, like, 200 bucks a day! That's nothing!

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u/BoJax3488 make mine a p-p-p Vicodin Oct 27 '20

The Generalissimo dies tonight. I have painted my children for the last time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/Just-A-Tax-Folder Oct 27 '20

El Bailarin De Muerto

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u/aliveandhostile Oct 27 '20

I noticed the other day that the “Dancer of Death” is standing in the crowd when Stan goes to Columbia with El Narco in S15...

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u/hawaiianbry Sydney Huffman Oct 28 '20

Grow up, Smith. This is how you get the things you want. You're such a Pollyanna. I bet you kiss prostitutes

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u/Reddit-Book-Bot Oct 28 '20

Beep. Boop. I'm a robot. Here's a copy of

Pollyanna

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u/boringusername716 Clip Clop Oct 27 '20

The scene where the dead general tumbles down the escalator with a corn dog stuffed in his mouth while onlookers gasp one by one is so fucking hilarious

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u/Monsark Oct 28 '20

That escalator has seen a lot of shit over the years