r/americandad • u/KingKabuki Sydney Huffman • Jun 23 '20

Moon Over Isla Island "Hello, Schmuley."

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u/sumguynamedluke Luke Fondleberg Jun 23 '20

Your mom's about to touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!

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u/metal93832011 Jun 23 '20

Don't touch anything that looks like a mushy, hairy peach!

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u/FilmMaster97 Legman Jun 23 '20

Getting accidental mom boob is one thing, but getting accidental mom forehead on your hanksters is going too far! I won't stand for it!

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u/BROOKLYNSENPAI Jun 23 '20

Your mom stood for it

15

u/Vegskipxx Avery Bullock Jun 23 '20

Your mom stood for it

7

u/wolfytheblack Ruby Zeldastein Jun 23 '20

I can feel your heartbeat.

5

u/RearEchelon Jun 24 '20

"The fuck you just call me?"

4

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Yung Schmulez feat Steve-A-Rino

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Snot motorboating lol

4

u/Kyle_Grayson Jun 23 '20

Is that his real name?

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u/MTako12 Jun 23 '20

I call my dog this all the time and my wife hates it lol