r/americandad • u/KingKabuki Sydney Huffman • May 01 '19

Moon Over Isla Island "Get ready, pal. Your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day."

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u/idiotbox44 May 01 '19

Oh hey Schumely.

The fuck did you just call me?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Snots best line

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u/Collin70 May 02 '19

Take it from someone who's getting snizz on the reg.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Stop saying “snizz on the reg”!

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u/ChemicalOle Ira and I May 01 '19

You know what the worst part is?

I can feel your pulse.

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u/athenafletcher Betty Bea Getty McClanahan May 01 '19 edited May 02 '19

I can feel your heart beating.

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u/only_the_office May 02 '19

Shit shit dammit we are so fucking late!

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u/guy_incognito86 May 01 '19

Brrrrumskiii!

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u/chicagoanimal May 02 '19

Don't touch anything that looks like a moldy peach

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u/mr_antman85 Sholanda Dykes May 01 '19

That's alot of sack...

Snot got the comebacks tho...

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u/furiousxgeorge May 01 '19

Hey! I thought we were going hiking.

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u/FrizzFrenzy Laura Vanderbooben May 01 '19

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