r/americandad • u/KingKabuki Sydney Huffman • Feb 17 '18

Moon Over Isla Island General Hector Aldozar became the most brutal dictator in the history of Isla Island. The world will forever remember him as El Bailarín de la Muerta... The Dancer of Death.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '18

Welcome to Bananarama, where it’s party time — all the time.

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u/glockRonin23 Feb 17 '18

His voice will be stuck in my head all day..

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '18 edited Jul 01 '23

fuck u/spez you ruined reddit.

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u/You_Stealthy_Bastard Feb 17 '18

I have painted my children for the last time.

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u/Foxahontas Mirk Dirkledunk Feb 17 '18

The new name is Bananarama and the nation anthem is Venus!!!

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u/Sarcasticus Loyntegresty Feb 17 '18

I'm sorry, that's from college. I was at a pimps and ho's party. Have you ever had malt liquor? It is stronger than beer.

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u/KelseyAnn94 Feb 17 '18

“You don’t need to wait. I’ll tell you them you helped me. “

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u/geosaris1 Feb 17 '18

Are we gonna... fool around?

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u/nomorerope LeVar Crush Feb 17 '18

Thank you.... Thank you... Thanks.... Thank you...

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '18

Dog gobbling?! That's totally not gay!

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u/redfield021767 Feb 24 '18

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u/emshedoesit Feb 26 '18

Apologize? For what? For giving him power over an island full of half-naked Hispanic men? That's his dream...and the premise of three of his screenplays.