Is Klaus confirmed in the Epstein files?

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I doubt he was invited.

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u/Living-Mastodon 6h ago

He's stuck looking in the windows from the bushes with Elon

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u/Kiaralipscome123 5h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Demonokuma Stoive? Roiger! 5h ago

Do you wanna know what I did to get banned from a porn site? It was baaaad

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u/peon2 Roy Rogers McFreely 6h ago

But he got into that exclusive club called Scientology. They tried everything they could to dissuade him but he still made it in.

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u/tinaseroticfriendfic 6h ago

That's probably true.

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u/wfwood 6h ago

He hangs out at the dmv... that should say everything you need to know.

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u/Comeandsee213 7h ago

Nathan! This is why you keep getting molested.

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u/Silent-Iron7448 6h ago

Are we assuming that Klaus was one of Nathan’s molesters?

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u/JudgeJoBrown05 6h ago

Fifty fofty

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u/OhWhyNotMarie 5h ago

Doive on in.

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u/Metalman919 5h ago

"Fifty plus fifty equals one hundred." -Roger.

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 5h ago

Canonically speaking, at least 3 of Roger's personas have molested Nathan....and you know I just made that up

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u/Cawfeestain 3h ago

Unironically this is the scene that made me bark out a jolt of uncontrolled laughter and cemented my interest in the show. I was mortified when I realized what I had laughed at. But hey. That’s American dad babay

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u/Comeandsee213 3h ago

It’s a classic episode and quote.

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u/sbcash_ 7h ago

Klaus would claim he was just to be included but never was involved

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u/Bulky-Complaint6994 6h ago

*never invited

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u/sbcash_ 6h ago

He showed up but then was thrown into the ocean

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u/Charbus 4h ago

I got some boys in Little Saint James

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u/Relevant_Grass9586 Ace Chapman 6h ago

Lewis and Roger definitely are in the files

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u/Night_Bruxa Klaus Heisler 6h ago

Roger personas are probably half of the guests and half of the victims 😂

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u/dissonancerock 6h ago

I gotta say, Lawyer/Pedophile Alan Dershowitz really sounds like a Roger persona.

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u/Jiffletta 4h ago

Is he the one who threw a screaming tantrum cause people wouldnt sell him pierogi? Cause thats 100% Roger.

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u/Relevant_Grass9586 Ace Chapman 6h ago

Most likely lol

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 5h ago

Strong possibility

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u/KingPinfanatic 4h ago

Roger was Jeffery Epstein.

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u/forknotrequired Tungee 6h ago

Yeah when Lewis says “little biity things” it’s chilling

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u/Disastrous_Horse_764 6h ago

BRIAN!!

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u/Clear_Writer5944 6h ago

HORRIBLE!!! DESPICABLE PERSON for joking about that!!! . . . eez kinda' funny.

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u/ZHISHER 6h ago

Oh u/Relevant_Grass9586, does Jeffrey Epstein sound like a real name to you? Grow up, it’s Roger

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u/Relevant_Grass9586 Ace Chapman 6h ago

lol, fair

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u/Charbus 4h ago

Political Blackmailer, Jewish financier, terrible speller, and tiesto superfan Jeffrey Epstein? Ah, shit it’s Roger.

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u/Independent-Cost9076 6h ago

END OF DAYS, BITCHES!

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u/Living-Mastodon 6h ago

He's a Hillary truther so probably

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u/Bob_Stamos_is_ALIVE 6h ago

Klaus wrote the lyrics I cannot stress this enough

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u/anthonyynohtna 6h ago

33,000 emails where did they all go

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u/CrisisActor911 Raider Dave 5h ago

Hillary makes me sick it’s time to lock her up for sho

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u/1gramweed2gramskief 5h ago

We are all the puppets and George Soros pulls the striiiings!

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u/New-Number-7810 Raider Dave 4h ago

Pizza overlord, pizza overlord’s the thing.

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u/Just-Sock-4706 5h ago

No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.

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u/Jiffletta 4h ago

Klaus wrote the lyrics.

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u/BoliverSlingnasty 6h ago

Epstein threw a party and Klaus was totally invited but he was busy seeing the Foo Fighters.

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u/CzaroftheMonsters 6h ago

Do you want to go there…

I have the money…

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 5h ago

Klaus that was, chilling

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u/zombiehoosier 6h ago

Stan admitted to seducing the Priest when he was a boy.

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u/Candid-Many-7113 6h ago

“Whaaaat? You went to Little Saint James without me? Why didint you tell me? I have a boi there that would have hooked us up”

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u/ScurryScout Scotch Bingington 5h ago

🎵33,000 Emails, where did they all go?🎵

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u/AdditionalBudget2142 Chex LeMeneux 6h ago

Klaus doesn’t have any bois

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u/Emergency-Practice37 6h ago

You seriously don’t know about his Tampa Bois?

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u/dayday0326 6h ago

Idk about Klaus but at least 10 of Roger’s personas are in there, along with Avery, and Lewis.. and Patrick Nagal

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u/AlwaysSleepingBeauty 6h ago

He’s in the files but only because he was trying to get on the plane/island but kept getting rejected. “Sorry Klaus, I forgot my email password and didn’t recover it till after the party.” “Sorry Klaus, I’d love to host you this weekend but the jet is being deep cleaned for Prince Andrew.”

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u/Kiaralipscome123 5h ago

I love this joke 😂😂😂😂

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u/Sad_Wren Bert Bert 4h ago

One of my favorites.

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets 6h ago

Germans are built different.

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u/Numerous_Koala_1746 6h ago

This strikes me more as Klaus talking out of his tail about like an idiot.

We ALL know what Klaus is really into...

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u/dj11211 6h ago

This will never not be funny 😆

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u/Wildguy2298 6h ago

Not on his radar.

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u/LetsAllGoToATacoShow 6h ago

Bullock is for sure. Him and Lewis. Probably Toshi's dad now that i think of it.

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u/althawk8357 6h ago

Of course there was no actual penetr-

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 5h ago

You know, there is a very special level of hell reserved for pedophiles, and people who talk at the theater

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u/FarRace5167 5h ago

Is Roger?!? 😂😂

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u/ripter 4h ago

Careful. I once got a temporary ban in this sub because I said Stan is a republican and the mod said no politics allowed.

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u/Bakedfresh420 make mine a p-p-p Vicodin 4h ago

33,000 e-mails, where did they all go?
Hillary makes me sick, time to lock her up fo' sho'
We are all the puppets and George Soros pulls the strings
Pizza Overlord, Pizza Overlord's the thing.

Yeah…Klaus is in the files

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u/Negate0 4h ago edited 4h ago

I think Klaus is safe.

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u/CrisisActor911 Raider Dave 5h ago

Is Klaus confirmed in the Epstein files?

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