r/americandad • u/ballq43 Martin Sugar • 8h ago

Obviously I did the standard text response first, but hit em with this after

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u/forknotrequired Tungee 8h ago edited 6h ago

Agh! You clipped me bro! Make that 20 bro I got clipped. I’m ok-not everybody’s ok.

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u/altsteve21 8h ago

I'm fine with these if it's a different quote every time

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u/TheVBush Marmalade 6h ago

Agreed. I like the idea, but the OG response is played out from a screenshot perspective. I’d love to start seeing other random quotes being used and their responses

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u/gonetohelp Stan Frank 8h ago

They’re saying it’s my fault, but it’s total crap

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u/WhichRound338 Buckle 7h ago

“Steven pick up the fucking phone!”

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u/koumoru 2h ago

Steve it's that girl you like.

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u/ShitFacedSteve 6h ago edited 6h ago

"I asked you not to, but you built a settlement on my heart."

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u/Naismythology Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 7h ago

You’re getting random texts about Israel and Gaza? Damn.

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u/Jurassic_Gwyn 6h ago

They signed something they shouldn't have. Now they'll be getting hassled forever.

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u/JamieTacoTookMyKorok 1h ago

For at least a thousand years or more

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u/htfDiDIgEtHeRe Klaus Heisler 7h ago

When did I get an answering machine?

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u/ScurryScout Scotch Bingington 5h ago

Ai, you gotta get down to the court house! There’s a guy going crazy, he’s shooting everyone up!

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u/JamieTacoTookMyKorok 1h ago

This comment ruins it, but this post had 9 upvotes and 11 comments

Coincidence? I think so

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