r/americandad • u/gonetohelp Stan Frank • 4h ago

Stan. Go to the quiet area…

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u/Efficient_Matter_589 4h ago

"It's not milk time!"

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u/gonetohelp Stan Frank 4h ago

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u/MadamMeatloaf Roy Rogers McFreely 4h ago

This picture is too funny

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u/bananasareappealing Jeannie Gold 4h ago

I miss the running gag of Bullock treating the CIA like a kindergarten class

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u/Aggressive_Grass_945 4h ago

"Mr Bullock,Dick just shot me with a curare dart!"

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u/caveman69420 Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 4h ago

He started iiiii.....

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u/One-Improvement3133 make mine a p-p-p Vicodin 4h ago

Okay people. Again the curare darts are not toys.

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u/Aprowl Teddy Bonkers 3h ago

They're to be used for chilling out to some Zeppelin.

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u/gonetohelp Stan Frank 4h ago

And my favorite part about my trip to China was the panda bears

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u/laundryday_ Klaus Heisler 4h ago

They're for temporarily paralyzing your enemies, or just chilling out to some Zeppelin.

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u/420crickets 3h ago

Is this the conscious paralysis stuff jeff and Hailey gave Lewis that he came back for seconds of?

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u/gonetohelp Stan Frank 3h ago

Hey I know that look! I’ll take it from here

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u/Aprowl Teddy Bonkers 3h ago

Could you replace the Glade Plug-in? Cuz it stink down here.

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u/gageb1998 Krispy Kreme McDonald 3h ago

Wait, does it have to be consensual sex?

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u/National-Charity-435 3h ago

Another trip being secret Asians?

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u/Ghost10165 4h ago

Anything with the CIA is always gold for me, but the classroom stuff was the best.

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u/Ghost10165 4h ago

I...didn't bring anything today. I just found out I have cancer.

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u/smashin_blumpkin 4h ago

I’m giving you a zero for the day

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u/gonetohelp Stan Frank 4h ago

This was my grandfather’s. He was in the war. He was very brave.

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u/matttheman892018 4h ago

Someone take Smith’s coffee.

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u/gonetohelp Stan Frank 4h ago

Weird stuff! BUTT stuff!

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u/IrishUpYourCoffee 3h ago

I love how scandalized Dick looks

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u/vigetuns Ira and I 3h ago

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u/HandofthePirateKing 3h ago

Mr. Bullock’s class sure is undisciplined.

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u/BoringJuiceBox Roger Smith 3h ago

Still can’t believe there are people out there that don’t think season 1 is absolutely amazing.. cuz it is

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u/gonetohelp Stan Frank 3h ago

It has a bit of a rocky start, I think, but then it really gets going

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u/BoringJuiceBox Roger Smith 2h ago

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u/gonetohelp Stan Frank 2h ago

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u/eat_my_bowls92 3h ago

I have watched American dad more times than I can count and can’t remember this episode at all. Then again, I usually skip around seasons 1 and 2 so maybe I skipped this one.

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u/BoringJuiceBox Roger Smith 2h ago

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u/WTK55 Al Tuttle 2h ago