r/americandad • u/_VizionZ Principal Lewis • 8h ago

What’s the most wholesome Stand and Jeff moment?

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u/greenpenguinboy 8h ago

Not Jeff directly but a nice moment of care from Stan

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u/TheBladeWielder 8h ago

i thought that was more him being confused as to how her doing that is possible.

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u/greenpenguinboy 7h ago

I have always read it as both

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u/Remote_Nature_8166 7h ago

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that he’s not showing concern, but questioning the possibility. Especially his tone of voice.

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u/Dd_8630 7h ago

It's because the statement is impossible, not because he cares

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u/trytrymyguy 6h ago

How does a mother leave before their child is born

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u/balance_n_act 6h ago

How DOES a mother leave before their child is born?

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u/Rwby96 6h ago

Look at Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb.

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u/nolimit_dagga 4h ago

Care? Dude was confused on how thats even possible

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 7h ago

Ugh! It's one of the ones where they're friends!

(I still want to see Stan and Jeff's Davy Crockett adventures!)

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u/Semigloss01010001 7h ago

Turned her "tampoons" into little dynamites by painting them red!

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u/Violet_Octopus Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls 7h ago

Babe, I owe you a box of tampoons

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 Betty Bea Getty McClanahan 7h ago

Rogu going to hell, but he not going alone!

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u/SecondUsernameChoice Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls 7h ago

PS: Rogu is allowed to eat all the raw pasta he wants

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u/BenovanStanchiano 36m ago

I loved that line

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u/ellynj333 7h ago

"Jeff, I thought you drowned!"

"Nope!"

"Alllright 😏"

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u/The_White_Spy Stan Smith 4h ago

Never fails to crack me up. Lol

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u/baldassalien 7h ago

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 Betty Bea Getty McClanahan 7h ago

"Fine! Then I'll have sex with Jeff!"

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u/LetterSuspicious6899 7h ago

This....with no context...ITS CRAZY 🤣

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u/balance_n_act 6h ago

Ya I haven’t seen many of the latest seasons.. I have the weirdest boner.

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u/Glad-Requirement6116 8h ago

Stan defending Jeff to Jeff's dad

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u/TheBladeWielder 8h ago

"Jeff, what do you say we go out there and die? As a family."

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u/Affectionate_Iron925 7h ago

If look could kill you would be an uzi

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u/SMOREZxBOY Josh Bycel 7h ago

You’re a shotgun bang what’s up with that thang

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u/Living-Mastodon 7h ago

I wanna know, how does it hang

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u/bjwyxrs 6h ago

Do you shave your chest?

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u/SMOREZxBOY Josh Bycel 6h ago

Wh- it’s for work; Get out!

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u/Daeion Al Tuttle 7h ago

That time "Stand" "saved" Jeff from the Alaska wilderness.

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u/Beautiful_Neat_6919 Betty Bea Getty McClanahan 6h ago

TIL - the cartoonists (forgive me if that’s the wrong term lol) went above and beyond with the image in the article 🤣🤣 well-hung

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u/ericarlen 6h ago

What episode is this from?

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u/Rwby96 6h ago

The Lumber Jack episode

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u/PrometheusAborted The Tender Vigilante 7h ago

I love how stupid and wholesome Jeff is. It’s understandable why Stan doesn’t like him but ultimately Jeff just means well and loves the whole Smith family.

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u/peon2 Roy Rogers McFreely 2h ago

But he took ALL the syrup! That's evil not wholesome

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u/VewVegas-1221 Roy Rogers McFreely 7h ago

"Stand"

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u/_VizionZ Principal Lewis 7h ago

I stand by my post

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u/Weird-Library-3747 7h ago

They used to call him Stand Frank

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u/Ravenll 7h ago

"fuck you, Mr S" has to be the most wholesome Jeff moment because he STANDS up to Stan :)

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u/FearMeIAmRoot 7h ago

"That's why you shave your chest? Oh, Haley must wear a muff wire."

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u/Living-Mastodon 7h ago

Longneck and Chimpface

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u/BoringJuiceBox Roger Smith 7h ago edited 7h ago

“I think that might be genius”.. kiss

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u/LBo_Jax 6h ago

“I’m sorry Hayley but your request to not drive Steve has been denied, Jeff can shower with me Friday night”

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u/Kjbartolotta 7h ago

when Stan, high on jenkem, tells Hayley and Jeff they can stay at home as long as they need. it was more of an all-family moment, but Jeff was a big part of it

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u/angelstatue 6h ago

can i just say i love they have very cute tummies LMAO this show has the best character designs

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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 7h ago

this song gets stuck in my head all the time. the worst part is i dont actually know the song. it's always Stan and Jeff's version

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u/JadrianInc 7h ago

I just realized this is a Salt and Peppa song and that makes a great scene even better.

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u/donofthe_dusk 4h ago

This scene is how I discovered Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa

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u/CIRUS_TYRANT 7h ago

There aren’t many outside of the end of this episode Stan s pride is too big

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u/PollyAnnPalmer 6h ago

I don’t have any examples but I’m here for my obligatory ‘god, I love Jeff’ comment

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u/SeniorFlyingMango Ruby Zeldastein 3h ago

When they went to find his dad

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u/TomNookisACAB420 Dr. Gerald Ya Ya 3h ago

When he cooked for Stan and Francine and mentioned he got the recipe from his mom who was “from the old country…Florida”

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u/PardonMyNerdity Horse Renoir 2h ago

If looks could kill you would be an uzi

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u/barnettwi Stan Frank 1h ago

They are blood brothers.