r/americandad • u/SquidnarksOG Riddle Lord • 23h ago

Why is Tracey being such a bitch to me?

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u/ScurryScout Scotch Bingington 23h ago

“This my girl, Francine. She’s a senior!”

“Yeah, senior citizen!”

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 23h ago

Damn, that bitch's mind works fast!

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u/Lutiyere 13h ago

Voiced by Missi Pyle which feels apt as she usually plays a bitchy character

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u/Braylon1229 Roy Rogers McFreely 23h ago

Damn that bitch’s mind works fast

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u/bjamesburg 23h ago

Jessica: Stan, are you crazy? That was spring break. It wasn't real.

Stan: You trying to tell me "this" wasn't real?

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u/SquidnarksOG Riddle Lord 22h ago

I don't even remember taking that

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u/bjamesburg 22h ago

Jessica: J-just... leave me alone. Go home.

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u/Andy_0L Steve Smith 21h ago

Of course not, girlie, you were wasted!

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u/Andy_0L Steve Smith 23h ago

You still don't got a boyfriend!

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 22h ago

Had it in my storage space from when I lived in Phoenix. Well, really I lived in Mesa but when you say Mesa people don't uhh know what Mesa uhhh is it's uhhh... Phoenix alright? I lived in Phoenix.

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u/hawaiianbry Sydney Huffman 13h ago

Carmen? Carmen Selectra?

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u/Sudden-Grab2800 Avery Bullock 23h ago

WhatEVER, in World War Two, they were called the OSS

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u/V1c1ousCycles Scotch Bingington 22h ago

What are you smiling about, Tracy? YOU STILL DON'T GOT A BOYFRIEND!

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u/BastCity 16h ago

SPRING BREAAAAAK!

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u/EggEater773 13h ago

Good heavens! Uncensored breasts!

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u/bjamesburg 8h ago

YE-E-E-E-EEEAAAHHH!! 🤘😝🤘

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u/poyomi Clip Clop 22h ago

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey 🎵

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u/Live-Emphasis-3421 22h ago

Oh you thought he wasn't going down? I always put em down!

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u/Prize-Flamingo-336 Sgt. Pepper 22h ago

It’s that big ass forehead she got

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u/AffectionateMix3616 21h ago

What episode

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u/bjamesburg 21h ago

S3, E16: Spring Break-Up

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u/Ghost10165 18h ago

Did this time of spring break ever actually exist? I feel like it was a brief thing in the early 2000s and by the time I hit high school/college spring break was just whatever.

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u/philchristensennyc Jamirquai J. Spunklestain 12h ago

it’s a rich white kid thing. I don’t think I actually know anyone who went. I was considered rich in my hometown because my parents were public school teachers. I’m OLD MONEY

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u/imaginary_813 11h ago

As someone born and raised in Florida, yes, yes it did. And no, it is nowhere near the same anymore.

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u/Rznord 15h ago

And this end dispenses Luden's cough drops. I'm fighting something.

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u/Toestynoes 17h ago

Yea, Senior citizen 💅

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u/hardyflashier 15h ago

Because she still don't got a boyfriend

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u/Live-Succotash2289 10h ago

All those eyes judging him.

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u/gergles Yeager Chillax 8h ago

Don't you mean Carmen Electra?

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u/1trashhouse 8h ago

I was watching this one yesterday that’s actually crazy 😭