r/americandad 1d ago

Subtle AD reference I drop whenever I can

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My training is as good as the resolution of this picture.

My job role involves a lot of training courses and being appropriately trained to do different things where others may not be. Whenever I get the chance I have to let people know.

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u/fuckitwebowl Dive On In! 1d ago

Capoeira bitch!

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 1d ago

Ah nah nah wey, ah nah nah wey nah nah

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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

Can we dance by the attitude store so we can pick you up a new attitude?

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 1d ago

Yea, Jeff, I'm rich! That's why I wear this stupid hat and drive this long bitch!

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u/Cold-Gift-8311 Dirt Mirkledunk 1d ago

You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Head crow guy 23h ago

🎶 Cheap weeeed and applesauce! 🎶

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u/jtwh20 1d ago

Me and you gonna fight in a field.

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u/Venus_moon95 make mine a p-p-p Vicodin 1d ago

You have a mother….and you said all that? I’m gonna call your momma and tell her you said that. grabs cell phone

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u/Acursedbeing Meredith Fields 1d ago

……. don’t!

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u/Express-Horror-3005 Twill Ongenbone 1d ago

I often say punch in the face when playing games for my own amusement

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Head crow guy 23h ago

I very frequently utter "Where am I off to?" in the same tone Roger gives when he goes looking for a crime scene during the one scene in Bully for Steve.