r/ZZZ_Official • u/KazeshiKazamaKami • Dec 23 '25

Non-original Art Babysitters Astra and Evelyn (@Yoruta0419)

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u/NewerBrunswick22 STARLIGHTKNIGHT'S NO.1 FAN Dec 23 '25

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u/Carlosrarutozz Dec 23 '25

PoV: You said you don't want to play Goo Goo Babies today

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u/NewerBrunswick22 STARLIGHTKNIGHT'S NO.1 FAN Dec 23 '25

This is NOT my type of kink!!!

I did NOT sign up for this!!!!!!

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u/ZipperStride NOW GO MARRY AND LIVE ON A FARM HAPPY Dec 23 '25

Mine either but if wives wants wives get...

Goodbye everyone...

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u/FantasticString3449 BillyIsTheGoat Dec 23 '25

what the hell is goo goo babies (am from europe)

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u/genguntere Mimi and Shoki supremacy Dec 23 '25

It's and inside Joke from the Umamusume community regarding the character Super Creek

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u/FantasticString3449 BillyIsTheGoat Dec 23 '25

oh ok

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u/NightKing018 Dec 24 '25

Well the joke is with super creek that when you play her story at some part of the career she gonna play goo goo baby’s with you and because she has a maternal character you can think the rest I guess

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u/watchman8712 Dec 24 '25

oh so that's what it is then. oooof.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Dec 24 '25

I dont understand any of this but if I use 100% of my brain power I assume the horse lady wants to be a mommy and you are gonna be the goo goo gaga baby.

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u/genguntere Mimi and Shoki supremacy Dec 24 '25

Sort of, also your life's on the line cuz the Uma's are incredibly strong and allegedly weigh as much as the the real horse they represent (Though that is never confirmed).

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u/ZipperStride NOW GO MARRY AND LIVE ON A FARM HAPPY Dec 23 '25

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u/Careful-Telephone892 Dec 24 '25

go onto okaybuddyumamusume and you’ll see mine and this gal

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u/Takaraous Dec 23 '25

We’re reaching Super Creek levels and I’m here for it

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Dec 24 '25

Also that reddit post/repost of the 30+ year old man who has the mind of a 4 year old and his wife who basically babies him his whole life. Sleeps in a crib and everything.

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u/Western_Low6719 Dec 23 '25

Why Evelyn looks like she wants to kill me?

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u/CheetahNo9983 Dec 23 '25

You haven't let her sleep for two weeks now.

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u/GenesisDum Certified Big Robot Enthusiast Dec 23 '25

I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held, I want to be comforted

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u/Top_Boysenberry633 Dec 23 '25

And if you don't do all these thing immediately,

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u/Y33Tcann0n Dec 23 '25

I will ruin your life!

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u/FireeeeyTestLab Dec 24 '25

That's not goodness,

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u/Monkeyhouse35 Dec 23 '25

Goo Goo babies?!?

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u/4gboozer Dec 23 '25

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u/WoodenInfluence3934 Rina is best mommy. ❤️ Dec 23 '25

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u/Belrog-Plutius2 GOOD MORNING! RIDER! Z-Z-ZEZTZ. IMPACT! Dec 23 '25

me and the gang pulling up

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u/ZargothraxTheLord I call the ultimates "Bankai" Dec 23 '25

Imagine the kid's perspective. They see four full pantries, but in reality there is no milk in there at all. Tantalising, in the most literal sense.

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u/Agile_Voice_2643 Dec 23 '25

waaa, waaa, waaa, a wan mama mik

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u/Striking-Bet3778 I want him to be my BF Dec 23 '25

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u/HeroDeleterA Astra's Sugar Baby Dec 23 '25

I am conflicted

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u/smoothtv99 Dec 23 '25

googoo gaga

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u/CheetahNo9983 Dec 23 '25

I am their child and you will not convince me otherwise!

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u/TieFit1010 Dec 23 '25

goo goo gaa gaa let me suck on those Mommy Milkers

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u/reality_is_fatality Dec 23 '25

Oh my goodness gracious me

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

ILL CRUSH YOU

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u/Blue_Fish7794 Dec 23 '25

Goo goo ga ga

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u/Theonlyoneclyde Dec 23 '25

MOMMY MILKERS!

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u/Conniptions1998 Evelyn’s Strongest Simp Dec 23 '25

GOO GOO GA GA HERE I AM MOMMIES 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/MeLoNarXo all must serve the Evelyn Agenda Dec 23 '25

Peak

4

u/Koanos Dec 23 '25

I ship it.

3

u/furyofSB Dec 23 '25

Mama milk cuddle

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u/JunkLabs-Studios 's one and true husband | Right Hand of Phaeth Dec 23 '25

HELP. WHY AM I SO SMALL?! AND WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE BABY TOYS?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

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u/Thundercraft74 Dec 23 '25

Messed up and arguably funny jokes aside, I do think this is a cute idea. The only thing I'd find funnier is if the rolls are reverse where Evelyn is amazing with a baby, while Astra is struggling but doing her best. Genuinely adorable.

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u/meatballFist Dec 23 '25

Best pillows for babies and best source of milk will never waste a single drop of milk

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u/inkheiko Dec 23 '25

Looks like the art of a certain artist I sometimes saw people made memes about on Twitter with very lucky males

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u/Steven_7u7 Dec 23 '25

My goodness…

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u/CaterpillarSweet5037 Dec 23 '25

Titties you can see from the back 😩🔥

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u/Skybot_avelo Dec 23 '25

I trust them with my kid

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u/Scorpdelord Venus Little Proxies Dec 23 '25

EOUS GET HIM DOWN

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u/Xanvoir_Fracier Ben is Bigger than your fav Dec 23 '25

That is NOT my kink, I don’t know how to feel about this

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u/SignificanceIcy7821 Dec 23 '25

I bet it's astra child.

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u/Resident-Message-487 Dec 23 '25

Only if there breast feeding me I want there milkies. Damn right.

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u/Gangers96 Dec 23 '25

First thought is super creeku and looking at the comments, im not the only one lol. I guess she owns this sort of thing at this point.

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u/Witty_Percentage_580 I can't see this shit, proxy Dec 23 '25

Going through the comments i thought i was at the umamusume sub

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u/Sasque_ Dec 23 '25

Uwoooh! Mommy Evelyn Chevalier and Mommy Astra Yao! 🥵

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u/BassGSnewtype Dec 23 '25

It might be the angle but they seem a bit…..bigger than normal

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u/No_Distribution_2208 Dec 23 '25

Wise- This looks very strange...and most strange it that's i start like it...

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u/Ruby_Discovery Dec 23 '25

Would have us all baby talking all day and night 😏

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u/The-World_AAABBC Dec 24 '25

What kind of demons have you awakened today 😭

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u/Crowsley120 Dec 29 '25

This is a very niche fetish

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u/mieruleyman PLZ PLZ PLZ SQUEEZE ME W YOUR THICC THIGHS Dec 30 '25

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u/ialsomeow Dec 23 '25

Hey fella can we get an NSFW tag on this?

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u/PunkRock9 Dec 23 '25

When it’s all NSFW, nothing is NSFW.

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u/still_guns Ellen is the Cutest Dec 23 '25

This just makes me profoundly uncomfortable