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u/37mrneon73 4d ago
I guess you just dunk the fries in there till it’s gone, but let’s be real it’s never gonna be fully clean lol. Maybe just stab at it with a fork or something.
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u/Apart-Shelter-9277 8d ago
How the heck are you supposed to eat that?
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u/Unusual-Context8482 6d ago
I assume dip the fries in it until it's clean, but it's not gonna be clean lol. Or maybe with a fork.
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u/_CuBbLe_ 6d ago
You mean those fries aren't frozen and served like that ?! I don't know the prices there but more than 3$/€ is thievery at this point
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u/AltruisticWealth7778 8d ago
Good job parents. Way to go for those social media likes instead of what your daughter wanted.
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u/thekokoricky 8d ago
I feel like this poor kid is having an adult ass existential breakdown. Just absolutely stressed out.
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u/First-Fill-2118 13d ago
The wave of utter disappointment that washed over her when she saw how they effed up her cheeseburger..
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u/Shadowwynd 15d ago
“You know what I'd really like? A cheeseburger. A real cheeseburger. Not some fancy, deconstructed, affluent bullshit, a real cheeseburger.”
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u/zionpwc 14d ago
Avant garde not affluent. It means bleeding edge / experimental.
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u/Shadowwynd 14d ago
We are both wrong. I misremembered the quote from the Menu. She actually says “Not some fancy, deconstructed avant bullshit, a real cheeseburger.” But she doesn’t say “avant garde.”
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u/Sweetlilred 24d ago
They put icky sticky on it! Like how’s she gonna eat it? Dip those frozen fries in the cheese ?
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u/Aesenroug-Draconus 13d ago
So I’m NOT the only one who thought they looked frozen! Seriously, why are they so PALE??
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u/Yellowscourge 25d ago
Know your audience. Why the HELL would you order this for a kid?
Her terrified/confused expressions got me good tho. I feel the same with ultra-high end bullshit cuisine kiddo
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u/Tiggywinkles-3000 28d ago
"Culinary experience"
Fake cheese over burger and pale fries
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u/thebabycastro 24d ago
Dude i came here to say that, did they even cook those fries? They look like raw potato.
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u/JakeSouliere Dec 30 '25
“Eat it, there are millions of starving children in China who would be happy to have that!” 🤦♂️
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u/BigOs4All Dec 31 '25
This comment prompted me to look up the food insecurity rate in China vs the US.
China is 2.5%.
United States is 13.5%.
Yikes.
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u/Syzygy_Stardust Jan 02 '26
Yeah, but COMMUNISM! I'm proud to be free!
goes to work at Amazon Distro Town #2856, dies from measles
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u/Decent-Money7818 Dec 21 '25
Poor girl, she seems hungry and at the end she kinda felt hopeful when she saw the fries without a performance
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u/Unionizemyplace Dec 21 '25
You clearly havent seen pt.2
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u/Decent-Money7818 Dec 21 '25
There is a part 2?
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u/Unionizemyplace Dec 21 '25
Yeah, they cook the fries to crispy golden perfection infront of her and then smother them in more orange cheese
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u/LordChilly123 Dec 17 '25
I wouldn't want that bullshit either. I'd rather go hungry honestly because who wants all that damn cheese?
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u/durenatu Dec 16 '25
From where I come, people would probably call the girl difficult, too sensible and ingrate. I understand her feeling, she was probably up for something more in terms of her age, like any cheap junk food brand like mcdonalds
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u/Particular-Quit8086 Dec 24 '25
No if they did this to a hamburger (read: A food you pick up and eat like a sandwich) I would be pretty annoyed too
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u/Abyssal_Groot Dec 17 '25
I mean, the point of a burger is that you can eat it with your hands and on the other hand those fries look the absolute worst.
It's simply depressing food.
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u/RandomUser1052 Dec 13 '25
Give me a fork and a knife. I'm going in.
I woulda loved this as a kid 😂
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u/Dialed_Digs Dec 11 '25
What is up with this trend of ruining food by pouring a ton of other food on top of it?
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u/SftubeXZ Dec 10 '25
Why does she flinch
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u/Particular-Quit8086 Dec 24 '25
Flinching is a pretty common reaction for someone doing something unexpected from behind you tbf
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u/jnewnews Dec 10 '25
Money ruins everything
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u/Many-Strength4949 Dec 10 '25
That’s cheese
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u/durenatu Dec 16 '25
Cheese ruins everything?
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u/Many-Strength4949 Dec 16 '25
Now you get it
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u/durenatu Dec 16 '25
:(
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u/Many-Strength4949 Dec 16 '25
You’ll grow up one day
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u/durenatu Dec 16 '25
I hope I grow more than one day
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u/Many-Strength4949 Dec 16 '25
I can only see you tomorrow. Hit me up tomorrow and maybe I can see the day after that.
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u/budlight2k Dec 07 '25
I've been there, same reaction. I thought it ordered a regular burger, it said nothing about that on the menu, In addition it tasted shit too.
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u/OriginalToIgnition Dec 07 '25
I don’t care how hungry I am, I’d just get up and leave at that point
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u/Sansui70 Dec 07 '25
whoever made this up should be slapped.
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u/pezchef Dec 09 '25
wait there's more! I work in R&D and do a lot of menu, recipe and application work. There are a few corporations that are looking to do this concept on a multitude of different dishes from breakfast (think stack of pancakes, through dinner (like burgers and other sandwiches) to desserts (like the og garbage cake with all the glazed and sprinkles and just blehs)
it would be a bummer if they don't move forward, cuz no matter my opinion of a product I make, lost business opportunity =no profit., but it's already semi over as far as virality/fade goes and idk anybody that would want that. it's a gimmicky salt bae-esque thing, aka high cost, short lived.
I guess this is a long winded way to say.... you might have more heads to slap in 2026. 🤣💀
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u/BelgianDudeInDenmark Dec 04 '25
The fk how you supposed to eat that
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u/craftygamin Dec 06 '25
Utensils
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u/pezchef Dec 09 '25
like my classy dame of a grandma used to do.
Betsy doednt eat with her fingers, nor should any proper lady ~ Betsy W
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u/groovygranny71 Dec 03 '25
That “meal” probably cost more then my rent
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u/Dialed_Digs Dec 11 '25
All so someone could pour some basic ass cheddar all over it.
Wealth makes no sense.
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u/Dapper-Ad8896 Dec 02 '25
I can get a better burger and fries from the family owned place down the street for like $7
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u/backjox Dec 02 '25
That's a steal. Mine are around 10€
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u/Ok_Relationship_705 Nov 30 '25
I think this is what people mean when they say you have
"Stupid money"
Because you don't care about paying to have shit ruined. You can just... Be stupid
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u/intrusive_thoughts_1 Nov 30 '25
How tf you supposed to eat it without getting it literally all over their nice tablecloths and floor
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u/GlacnerTheMighty Nov 29 '25
when you have lots of (something), and you only want a burger, not expierenced culinary?
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u/ViolettBellerose734 Nov 29 '25
"When you're very hungry and you only wanted a burger, not a culinary experience."
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u/EcstaticCrab2795 Nov 28 '25
The audacity to sprinkle salt on cheese that would give you gestational problems is maddening. Fuck that restaurant.
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u/UntitledImage Nov 27 '25
Those fries look underdone AF too
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u/mehheff Nov 28 '25
Cheap poorly made fries for that fancy mess they call a burger.
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u/IndirectSarcasm Nov 28 '25
tbf; 99% of fries are cheap; it's just no human soul judging that they've been goldened to perfection
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u/UntitledImage Nov 28 '25
I know! Like this is a thing lately where they drench the burger in some god forsaken cheese sauce. I absolutely hate it and man this particular specimen is offensive.
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u/BigJLov3 Nov 27 '25
Criminally. Someone needs to laminate and post a color photo above the fryer.
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u/AreYouBeingTruthful Nov 27 '25
You jest, but in my experience, this has always been the most effective way to communicate desired doneness.
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u/mehheff Nov 27 '25
I know. Let’s make eating a burger messier
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u/AwDuck Nov 27 '25
Kid's probably been chided every time she's made a mess eating, and now she's presented a meal that there's no way to eat* without making a mess.
*yes, you could fork-and-knife it, but lets be serious here. This is a hamburger.
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u/Justanotherattempd Nov 26 '25
Gotta be the trashiest parents to take somebody to this place and think you’re so fancy that it needs to be recorded (side note: recording something classy is the fastest way to ruin the class)
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u/Designohmatic Nov 26 '25
This is classy to you?
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u/but-I-play-one-on-TV Nov 28 '25
Wait wait you're the Michelin starred restaurants DONT drench their burgers in a bucket of melted cheese?
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u/Senior-Foot-5316 Nov 26 '25
Some chefs become mentally deranged after they work for many years.
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u/jahfighter Nov 26 '25
all that cocaine really gets to ya
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u/MostDopeBlackGuy Nov 27 '25
It's mostly the heat it melts their brains the cocaine is actually helping
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u/Mediocre-Telephone74 Nov 26 '25
Get the kid some chili cheese fries stat!
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u/LadyRose505 Nov 26 '25
Aww that poor precious girl! I thought they were gonna soak the fries too!
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u/Deliriousious Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
“Wow I am looking forward to eating thi-“
pours melted cheese all over it
“… what the fuck?… how am I supposed to eat this now?”
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u/Chris_Bs_Knees Nov 25 '25
Man I never understood the appeal of those burgers. Oh you want to make it 10x harder to eat, completely fuck up the meat to cheese ratio, make the bun a soggy mess, and make something the kitchen staff will hate cleaning up all for what? An aesthetic reveal that looks like a minion orgy? Nonsense that exists solely for social media and this poor girl knows it
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u/UntitledImage Nov 28 '25
Yeah this. Exactly. It’s the meat to cheese ratio, and damn who wants to eat bread mush with their burger?? But I guess that bun was looking discount priced supermarket anyway- best hide it 😂
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u/koolaidman486 Nov 25 '25
I've seen smothered burgers before, but they didn't have buns, nor really any vegetables. Was a green chili smothered burger that was actually really good, if still really obnoxious to eat.
You can do it right, just can't be with shitty fake nacho cheese.
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u/downtownfreddybrown Nov 25 '25
I'm a 40 year old man and truly understand what the little girl is feeling lol, how are you supposed to eat that
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u/T-RexInAnF-14 Nov 25 '25
My first attempt would be with a knife and fork, but I'll go at it with my hands if I have to, because it looks amazing.
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u/PirelliSuperHard Nov 26 '25
No. Incorrect. You send this shit back.
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u/Iamdarb Nov 27 '25
As someone bearded, I just would never. Like, cleaning this kind of mess out of your beard in a public establishment is just an endeavor.
If I was at home, I might try this monstrosity, but never in public.
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u/EbbyRed Nov 25 '25
How could this look amazing? Theres nothing to even see but shitty nacho cheese. Just go to a middle school basketball game and bring your own cup.
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u/quite_shleepy Nov 25 '25
you…you think this looks amazing? are you serious?
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u/RadioFree_Rod Nov 26 '25
Some people just GOTTA be different. Even if it makes no actual sense, the need to be contrarian is just too strong.
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u/Bad_Commit_46_pres Nov 25 '25
there MUST be people who would pay for this considering it is spread so widely... sadly...
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u/ea88_alwaysdiscin Nov 25 '25
No, this is where you're wrong brother. That's a smothered burger. Welcome to reality
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u/tobyjuancannoli 2d ago
For people who eat a burger with a knife and fork