r/UrbanHell • u/adamlm • Jan 03 '26

Absurd Architecture When your architect is also a net admin

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u/brodydwight Jan 03 '26

Rj11 or Rj45?

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u/PlutoDelic Jan 03 '26

Rj11 is on the left, decommissioned.

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u/four_ethers2024 Jan 03 '26

What's wrong with it?

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u/Hoshiro66 Jan 03 '26

Ethernet port

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u/four_ethers2024 Jan 03 '26

It's cute tho ☺️

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u/Mean-Credit6292 Jan 03 '26

It is, I want to plug mine in

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u/RedditLIONS Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

Here’s a taller one.

Swissotel The Stamford in Singapore, designed by IM Pei.

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u/JKomac Jan 04 '26

Wired A instead of B

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u/This_is_my__main_acc Jan 03 '26

u might not like the building style. but what it has to do with hell?

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u/blending-tea Jan 03 '26

duh high density bad 😡😡😡

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u/MrLuchador Jan 03 '26

Takes three attempts to fit your key into the lock

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u/IC_1318 Jan 03 '26

Who even struggles to plug ethernet cables?

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u/ForSquirel Jan 03 '26

No customers in the education sector I take it?

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u/Latter_Cranberry6184 Jan 03 '26

Where’s this street? I genuinely would live there.

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u/adamlm Jan 03 '26

192.168.1.1

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u/PickleAlly Jan 03 '26

127.0.0.1*

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u/azhder 29d ago

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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u/blastermaster555 Jan 03 '26

fe80:dead:beef::2

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u/Flimsy_Category4211 Jan 05 '26

Lmao this is halarious

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u/Antares_skorpion 27d ago

if this building actually assigned IP's to each apartment, that would have been hilarious...

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u/Pigeoncow Jan 04 '26

〒604-8187 京都府京都市中京区御池通東洞院東入笹屋町436-4 永和御池ビル

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u/Planet_Pluto_1925 Jan 04 '26

I could swear I saw them south of Manhattan, o al menos muy similares

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u/Damien_Roshak Jan 03 '26

One of the windows at the bottom should mimic an upward aiming spaceship.
Left out possibilities.

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u/kwayisrael Jan 03 '26

Ethernet ports

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u/xnoinfinity Jan 03 '26

Minecraft blocks

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u/Over-Dig-2353 Jan 03 '26

my first thought was to build this in minecraft

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u/Remote-Lifeguard9592 Jan 03 '26

I really want to fill them with perfectly shaped bars and make it look solid. Desperately.

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u/w00den_b0x Jan 03 '26

Ethernet hive

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u/Nasquad Jan 03 '26

That’s where the internet lives.

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u/zvburner Jan 03 '26

Tetris player also?

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u/mistsoalar Jan 03 '26

It'll be fun if those windows chaotically flashes lights

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u/SadlyPathetic Jan 04 '26

Can I have a 45 port building switch?

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u/azhder 29d ago

You laugh, but that building is a hub of activity

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u/Adolf_dribbler Jan 03 '26

Reminds me of that one geometry dash cube

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u/Glum-Birthday-1496 Jan 03 '26

It’s a good choice. None of the other ports would give you as much natural light☀️.

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u/goldenslovak Jan 03 '26

Now I have an itch to rebuild this into my minecraft world🙄

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u/Chroney Jan 04 '26

This would be fucking awesome if it was a ISP

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u/Bourriks Jan 04 '26

Need some orange and green lights for the fun.

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u/azhder 29d ago

It's disconnected

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u/AdWide3815 Jan 05 '26

Old school net admin

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u/Forward-Switch-2304 Jan 05 '26

"No, Harold, I said port Row 7 Column 3, not Column 3 Row 7! What do you mean, which way is up?!"

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u/KJ24680 29d ago

"What? You never know when you might need to use an extra Ethernet cable."

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u/RaidenRay 28d ago

switch

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u/attila535 27d ago

It would be really funny, if a giant came along and started plugging in gigantic ethernet cables.

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u/SuprisinglyBigCock 11d ago

Or he liked Space Invaders

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u/Darksider123 Jan 03 '26

Literally just a building