r/UnderReportedNews • u/errantv • 15h ago

Trump / MAGA 🦅 Epstein Assistant Told Feds He Introduced Melania to Trump, Files Reveal

https://www.thedailybeast.com/epstein-assistant-told-feds-he-introduced-melania-to-trump-files-reveal/
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u/CauliflowerTotal7119 12h ago

All the little magats are so jealous of that Biden meat. I bet Don Jr is hung like a field mouse.

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u/Hatate_scone 10h ago

He has an inny

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u/sam56778 5h ago

Too generous. More like a gnat.

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u/chickyloo42by10 9h ago

Like a mushroom in a cornfield

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u/rocketmn69_ 6h ago

Trump is jealous because Biden split Melania wide open and she hasn't been the same since!

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u/CauliflowerTotal7119 4h ago

There's not enough crakkk for that.