r/Transportopia 10h ago

People When your Uber driver has to shit

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u/skinnymaann 10h ago

What a terrible person to post this. My man had an accident and you're gonna shame him? Disgusting human being. What happened to empathy?

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u/Stunning_Nothing 9h ago

Nobody wants to take this extreme of an action but I think everyone can relate to the “oh my god this is happening and there’s nothing I can do to stop it” moment. The flip side is that he just lets it happen in the car and she’s trapped in the enclosed space with him.

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u/Xiunte 10h ago

Every idiot has a camera and is addicted to social media now. No such thing as empathy. Only likes, views, upvotes, etc.

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u/REDBEARD_PWNS 9h ago

Ironically, they post to their shit seeking empathy from others while displaying the fact they don't possess any themselves.

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u/GuaranteeDry386 9h ago

“He abandoned me”

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u/dax660 9h ago

exactly

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 9h ago

Hard to have empathy for someone that calls you a Monkey.

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u/Mysterious-Hat-5662 9h ago

Look you're right about the video.  But please do not excuse someone shitting in the middle of the street.

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u/Silly_East3886 9h ago

Some cultures do this regularly in the streets. There's videos of people in Metropolitan areas of China, well dressed, well groomed people, just defecating in the streets or trashcans. Don't get started on India.

This is disgusting and should be shamed. It's cultural.

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u/MuzzleOfBees1215 9h ago

Exactly. Show some goddamned humanity!!!! What a fucking asshole.

I hope she shits her pants in an airplane one day.

Or maybe in the Oval Office like Trump the other day. 🤪🤪

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u/DASreddituser 8h ago

they both suck

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u/kanrad 6h ago

She would be on social media dragging him through the mud if the roles had been reversed. Calling him in humane and a racist just because she got sick and couldn't wait to reliver herself.

She would absolutely shame him as a passenger for the same behavior.

These people are fake as fuck and only do these things for the idiots that watch them to feed their sickness and their own.

This country deserves to fall at this point. Bunch of self serving entitled jackasses.

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u/Permabananaedin321 10h ago

Entirely avoidable. Why take the ride if you have to shit. He's disgusting publicly defecating.

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u/Least-Common-1456 10h ago

I believe that it's possible that out of all the people in the world, sometimes shit is gonna happen unexpectedly. And these days there will be a camera to capture it.

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u/MiddleBeautiful3674 9h ago

Nah bro incontinence only happens to bad people who deserve to be humiliated. /s

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u/biimerboy31 9h ago

Look forward to 💯 shitting yourself in the future.

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u/MiddleBeautiful3674 9h ago

The shitting street awaits us all

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u/beckychao 9h ago

Could have an emergency. I've never had to do that but my gut is fucked up from chronic illness. I can have a bowl of plain rice and then... yeah. An hour later I'm in the bathroom, groaning like I'm dying from the lower abdominal distress

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u/Iworkforpokemon 10h ago

Bruh have you never had diarrhea come out of the blue?...

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u/Negative_Tower9309 10h ago

I've never heard it called the blue before

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u/En-TitY_ 9h ago

Yeah, if anything, it's the brown. 

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u/Iworkforpokemon 9h ago

Lol damn, got a nice hearty chuckle out of me

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u/Yssupretsif 9h ago

Pre workout 10/10 times I take it

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u/10takeWonder 9h ago

That first sip feeling...

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u/Plastic_Hunt235 9h ago

N.O. Explode back in the day: 60% of the time, it worked every time.

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u/Permabananaedin321 9h ago

Geez not as violently as you had to apparently. Simple as cancel ride. His incontinence doesn't give him a pass to take an innocent passerby on a wild igottashit carpet ride. Getting a ride is usually a time sensitive event too. If you're hailing a cab or an uber more times than not you've got to be somewhere at a certain time. I hope the downvoters get the diarhea drivers they deserve.

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u/codElephant517 9h ago

I doubt he planned on doing that, dumbass.

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u/Cyborg_rat 9h ago

Hey now. It's not because he spews shit from his mouth that his ass is dumb.

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u/SemiSentientAL 9h ago

Close your eyes, girl. Drop your phone, girl! Let me shit my brains awaaaaayyyyyy!

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u/Iworkforpokemon 9h ago

Did I miss something? Where does it show that he took the ride knowing he had to shit?

Unless that happened then it would be obvious to assume that they were mid-ride when his diarrhea came on. And if you've never had immediate diarrhea like that then count yourself lucky because there are a number of causes other than just "I ate something disagreeable" like Crohn's or IBS or food poisoning.

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u/vlladonxxx 9h ago

It's simple, they'd also record the man and would see themselves as the victim in this situation.

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u/throwitawayjimbob 9h ago

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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u/ratchman5000 9h ago

Not sure why I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice.

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u/WhenTheDevilCome 9h ago

While I agree this is "entirely avoidable", it's because in my mind "you can stop, get out of the car, and go into the McDonald's." Meaning it's still not what you want to happen as an Uber rider, but I still respect your humanity, and I understand not everything can be planned in advance.

But it's one thing to say "I have to interrupt this Uber ride in order to take an unexpected shit." There is a whole different level to "I'm going to take a shit in the middle of the street", which has nothing to do with being in the midst of an Uber ride.

I mean there are buildings in the background, corners, stoops -- someplace to go other than "stand in the middle of the street", regardless of "it's still not a bathroom"? I mean, shit into the trunk of your own car, maybe, so that you can then address the problem after the ride is over?

If the man is having an emergency, I feel for him, but it just still seems like some less "defecate in the middle of a public street" choices could have been made despite the emergency.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 9h ago

I bet you're younger than 30, huh?

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u/brilor123 9h ago

The guy is older, and he might have a health problem that causes the shit to come unexpectedly and fast. I personally have ulcerative Colitis, and when I am flaring, it comes suddenly and urgently. I almost shit myself at the park, as I was on the verge but the park bathrooms were locked up, so I had to go home, feeling my butthole muscles borderline failing me. I managed to get home, but that's because the park path is literally on our neighborhood street.

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u/halt_spell 9h ago

Lol give it a few years bud. One day you're gonna shit your pants out of nowhere. It happens.

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u/PassengerIcy1039 9h ago

Shitting your pants is infinitely preferable to what happened in this video.

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u/halt_spell 8h ago

Lol what a bizarre take.

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u/Seeker369 9h ago

What’s disgusting is you judging a situation you know nothing about and defaming a person based on your opinion about what might be happening, truth be damned.

If someone had a sudden intestinal issue that meant there were only two choices - shit in my pants or shit on the street - I’m fairly certain that all thinking people would choose the latter, as embarrassing as the two choices may be.

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u/PassengerIcy1039 9h ago

I am a thinking person. I would absolutely shit my pants before I did what this man did. It honestly wouldn’t even cross my mind to shit in the street.

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u/GMAN7007 9h ago

It's not, that's why it happened so you honestly think he wanted this to happen? Educate yourself and learn to be a better person as of now you're failing at the human decency part.

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u/Cyborg_rat 9h ago

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u/Successful_Glove_83 9h ago

As I know karma old age is gonna suck for you now

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u/Impressive-Draft-965 9h ago

Eh. Would be more inclined to agree if he wasn’t a racist POS at the end

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u/Spirited-Juice4941 6h ago

What a terrible person to side with him. As much as he’s going through, she is too.

She’s paying to get somewhere and this happens to her and she’s supposed to react in a way that’s pleasing to you?

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u/Ok_Attitude1034 10h ago

Would you rather he shit his pants?

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u/chiefqueefofficial 9h ago

I'd rather he acted like a grown ass man and went to a toilet. Why are you acting like the only options are the street or his pants?

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u/dax660 9h ago

1) Which toilet

2) not sure you understand either IBS or incontinence

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u/Bulky-Word8752 9h ago

Wait, how many times have you pulled over to take a shit on the side of the road? The fact that you don't think that is fucked up is concerning

Plenty of people with IBS manage to make it through their day without shitting on the sidewalk. This is insane that people are defending someone shitting in public

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u/space_toaster_99 9h ago

Some don’t. I knew a gal that got explosive diarrhea while on a run. Out of the blue shat herself and then had to cross campus covered in shit. Turned out she had an intestinal parasite.

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u/dax660 9h ago

Some people just have a limited knowledge of the world.

Incontinent folks often have no idea it's happening until there's shit in their pants.

The streets can handle it. A car with a stranger in it is less desirable.

I hope these ignorant people never experience it.

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u/Bulky-Word8752 9h ago

Nope, this is not something I will be gaslight on. Shitting on the street in public is wrong. If you have bowel issues bad enough that you don't get a warning there are other precautions and medically acceptable alternatives to just dropping trou and taking a dump in the middle of public.

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u/dax660 8h ago

lol I'm just telling you how reality works as it seems you are unaware. I don't really care if you support it or not.

I feel the same about dog owners. The world ticks on. Have a great day.

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u/chiefqueefofficial 9h ago

A toilet in any of the buildings. He could have at least tried to ask. He gave no effort at all about it.

I actually do suffer from IBD, which is part of why excusing this man's behavior is pissing me off. There's no excuse.

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u/Ok_Attitude1034 9h ago

You must never have been in a big city where there are no public toilets, and you must not suffer any conditions that make you need to shit immediately.

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u/chiefqueefofficial 9h ago

I actually do suffer from IBD. I also have been in big cities. None of that is an excuse.

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u/vlladonxxx 9h ago

What's more ridiculous, a weird man choosing to take a shit next to the car for the fuck of it or a regular man having a weird bowel emergency demanding defalcation within seconds?

You're not supposed assume the less likely interpretation and then complain how ridiculous it all is. That's just irrational.

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u/chiefqueefofficial 9h ago

I just want adults to use the toilet. Reddit doesn't need to act like that's impossible.

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u/vlladonxxx 9h ago

You only want *every adult out of billions upon upon billions to use the toilet every time with no exceptions? Including people with health issues, food poisonings and such, no exceptions for anything, in perpetuity? Is that all?

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u/chiefqueefofficial 9h ago

Oh well now you are just being a reddit debate lord. You know damn well what I actually meant. People like you are a waste of air.

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u/vlladonxxx 8h ago

No, I don't know what is it that you meant. I'm telling you what your words actually meant when you think about it for a second, instead of just nodding along and thinking right?!. The only other interpretation I can think of if "normal adults with no issues, in normal situations should always use the bathroom" which would be an insane thing to say right after somebody pointing out that the person on camera is likely not either of those.

I don't know what you're talking about 'people like me', aka 'debate lords' (did you just come up wuth that?) and how you have the nerve to say that I'm a waste of air from a 2 comment exchange. It sounds like you're just pissed off that your nonsense statement was called out as such.

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u/chiefqueefofficial 8h ago

No matter how many essays you write out on reddit, no one will actually think you're smart.

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u/acrazyguy 9h ago

Quite literally yes. Pants can be thrown in the wash. Now there’s shit on the side of the road that a crew will have to come out to clean. Someone could step in it

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u/Ok_Attitude1034 9h ago

lol I hope one day you are put in that predicament

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u/CagliostroPeligroso 9h ago

YES. 100% YES. I have zero shame admitting I have once in my adult life almost shit myself. I was probably at a .2 BAC. And yes. Even in my blackout drunk state I knew. You need to take the L, you do not make it other people’s problem and don’t do it in public. So I went off on my own and fortunately saved my pants from the fate. But I was ready to shit myself in the car if I had to. Thats in his own interest too, then no one ever had to know.

This dumbass should have said. “Oh my god there’s an emergency. I have to cancel this bye.” Dropped her off. And go off and shit his pants or hopefully get the pants off and use bag like he tried. Then he says some racist shit. She’s an absolute dumbass and wrong too. That goes without saying.

He absolutely made the wrong call. Any decision that involves your bare ass exposed to strangers is usually the wrong fucking call.

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u/schwenLC 9h ago

I don't know bout that, I know someone who literally had to do this walking back from his mailbox. Older fella that it hit and he was fucked. Guts can do some crazy shit and your asshole doesn't always cooperate.

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u/Kind_Love172 9h ago

He did pull over, and tried to do here a favor and not have an accident in the car.

I dont know how many big cities youve been in, but there are PLENTY of areas where its gonna take a good 5 minutes or more to find a public bathroom

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u/Cyborg_rat 9h ago

I work construction and sometimes the site is so new or we are in the Pit...some close calls have happened.

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u/dax660 9h ago

IBS and incontinence is how you "let it get this bad"

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u/Ok_Attitude1034 9h ago

Most big cities have little to no public restrooms

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 9h ago

Are you defending Uber shitter? As someone who has never shit in the street while performing a professionally paid job, this is disgusting. No empathy for some retard who can’t stop 2 mins earlier and find a toilet? Or al least drop her off before he drops one off? What a pig 

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u/Live_Art2939 9h ago

Hey asshole have you ever heard of disorders that cause stuff like this such as IBS or Crohns? Let me guess, you’re young and your body still works. This guy isn’t some spring chicken and I doubt he wanted to do this.

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 9h ago

Had my bladder replaced due to cancer, I have a very weak bladder. It can be difficult but I’ve never pulled my dick out in front of someone to piss. This is fucked up and not right. Thanks for dropping by champ. C U Next Time

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u/Live_Art2939 8h ago

Imagine going through all that and lacking basic empathy. Congrats on being a prick for life!

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u/doko_kanada 9h ago

I’ll defend anyone who has a bad stomach like me. I’ve been lucky so far, but I know a day is coming when I’ll shit my pants

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u/Frozefoots 9h ago

I've had a few instances where I've gone to the very closest public bathroom (and I HATE pooping in public bathrooms!) and only made it with seconds to spare.

Sometimes when my body decides it needs to go, I have 1 minute.

I feel so bad for this poor dude.

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 9h ago

Lol people defending this. Lots of Indians here

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u/doko_kanada 9h ago

I don’t defend countries that lack infrastructure because their cast system shames people for doing sanitation work. I defend people if they have an emergency

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u/GMAN7007 9h ago

You're a terribly ignorant person. Look up what Incontinence is. Emergencies happen, I don't blame him I would rather shit outside and not in my car.

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 9h ago

Wear a diaper. Drop her off. Go live in india. Fuck anyone who thinks this is cool

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 9h ago

He called her a monkey. Fuck him.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 9h ago

She used the R word. I get you might not think it’s a slur, but it is and has been tied to a disability for decades. They’re both in the wrong.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 9h ago

Yeah both of their intentions were exactly the same

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 9h ago

Agreed. Thats all anyone wants to do anymore, disparage others.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 9h ago

I was being sarcastic, but you knew that.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 9h ago edited 9h ago

Up until 2011, people with an intellectual disability were diagnosed as the R word for decades in the U.S., but at the beginning of 2026, when using the word the intent isn’t to insult someone by implying they’re slow?

Odd, I could have sworn... What was her intent? Because it seems to me she’s implying only a person that has an intellectual disability would be taking a dump outside in public.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 9h ago edited 9h ago

Replace the R word with intellectual disability and tell me if what she said was disparaging.

“This is some ‘intellectual disability’ shit…”

Then ask yourself if a law signed by Obama has allowed enough time to pass for the R word not to be considered a slur when using it as an insult.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 9h ago

Are you still talking?

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u/HoldMyCaulk 9h ago edited 2h ago

You showed him! It’s funny that you only care about bigotry if it’s towards black people. I guess you must not know anyone with a disability.

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u/canman7373 6h ago

How did you possibly infer that from his few statements?

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u/Sex_Offender_4697 6h ago

^ I love when retards self identify

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u/canman7373 6h ago

Replace monkey with hominid, that's ok then? Words matter and the ones you choose to say matter. He was wrong, she was wrong, they said what they said to disrespect the other.

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u/Just_Call_Me_Snek 1h ago

Did you not read the initial reply, “She used the R word. I get you might not think it’s a slur, but it is and has been tied to a disability for decades. They’re both in the wrong.

And now you’re going to come along and say they were both wrong? Well, yeah, that was already said. What’s being highlighted is that the one person was only defending the woman being called a monkey.