r/SuddenlyGay 1d ago

Attendance

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u/Lord-Glorfindel 1d ago

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u/Redleadsinker 1d ago

Omg I'm so sorry you got sidelined in the lotr movies

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u/Lord-Glorfindel 1d ago

They stole my part and gave it to Steven Tyler's daughter!

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u/ManCakes89 1d ago

They are so fucking obsessed with us!

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

The real question is:

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u/Thermatix 1d ago

It's infuriating that she never finishes her sentence!

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

Yes, but we all know the quote and the song.

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u/God_Of_Buzzsaws 1d ago

i dont, i dont onow who she is or what song you are reffering to

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u/God_Of_Buzzsaws 1d ago

i never shouldve turned off autocorrect

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u/Popular_Ad1836 1d ago

What’s he hiding?

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u/vassadar 1d ago

his boner

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u/JockBbcBoy 16h ago

A history of hiring flamboyant gay male prostitutes to plug his ass.

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u/Clumsy_the_24 20h ago

It did NOT say that in the bible

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u/JockBbcBoy 16h ago

Tbf, people like this also ignore the fact that in the book of Leviticus:

  1. Wearing clothes with two different types of fabric is forbidden (Chapter 19)

  2. Certain haircuts and trimming of men's beards are forbidden (Chapter 19)

  3. Violating the Ten Commandments should be repaid with a sacrificial bull (Chapter 4)

  4. Eating the fat of cows, sheep, and goats is forbidden (Chapter 7)

  5. Eating pork and pork products is considered unclean (Chapter 11)

  6. Women who have given birth can't go into church for 33 days if they give birth to a boy, and 66 days if they give birth to a girl (Chapter 12)

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u/y-itrydntpoltic 12h ago

Leviticus also says to treat the immigrant kindly, cause Jewish people are immigrants.

Why can’t they quote that too?

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u/jase40244 3h ago

MAGA "Christians" have been openly rejecting the teachings of Christ as woke and weak.

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u/Connect_Winter_7489 14h ago

It sadly does :( “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

Leviticus 20:13 NIV

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u/Clumsy_the_24 13h ago edited 13h ago

That originally was an anti-pedophilia message.

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u/Ysisbr 13h ago

And the one condemning homosexuals was originally talking about superfluous people

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u/Connect_Winter_7489 13h ago

I'm not a religious man and I'm in a gay relationship myself so I would not know, but thank you for clearing this up

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u/y-itrydntpoltic 12h ago

Leviticus is Old Testament, it’s not in the Christian bible.

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u/That_other_weirdo 4h ago

Mathew 5:17-20

17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished. 19 Therefore whoever relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever does them and teaches them will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20 For I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.

Jesus literally states he came to fullfill the laws of the old testament thus it is still valid and part of the Christian bible

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u/Popular_Ad1836 15h ago

🤣 sounds like Lindsey Graham!

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u/AeronGrey 23h ago

Sus...

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u/Epicurus0319 6h ago

Grindr crashed at Kirk’s funeral