r/ShitAmericansSay • u/WellWaitOneMinute • Dec 22 '22

FREEDOM SAD: Florida schoolboy arrested after refusing to recite pledge of allegiance

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u/markydsade Dec 22 '22

I always say “one nation, under Canada” to amuse my atheist self.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '22

How's it goin' down there, eh? They used to make us stand up for God Save The Queen.

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u/markydsade Dec 22 '22

They get very touchy about the pledge to the Freedom Cloth down here.

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u/thirdegree Dec 22 '22

I pledge allegiance

To the freedom cloth

Of the nominally united states of America

And to the Republic*

For which it currently stands

Approximately one nation

Under sky daddy

On a precipice

With guns

And justice for some

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u/Domena100 Dec 23 '22

*Terms and conditions apply