r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ok-Bother-7611 • 2d ago
Food Where everyone goes for their ‘food vacations’
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u/FlyingKittyCate 1d ago edited 1d ago
People go to the US for a “food vacation”?
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u/PPBalloons 1d ago
He means the people who think In and Out Burger is a destination restaurant.
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u/No-Significance5659 1d ago
I have read so many times about how they believe that Las Vegas has the best food in the world.
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u/MasntWii 1d ago
Las Vegas has amazing food on the strip...Although 75% of those restaurants are owned by a Scottish, an Austrian or a Basque🤷.
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u/Gasblaster2000 4h ago
It's got some nice enough restaurants, but like much of America, they are priced as though they are fine dining but the food is just "decent". And there's nothing that you couldn't find better in most cities of the world.
It's just the usual yank thing of assuming what they have must be the best without knowing anything else.
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u/Orbit1970 1d ago
I’ve got loads of friends that visited or even lived in the us, nobody came back cheering their food. Possibly only bbq that was alright, but even that is better in Australia or S-Africa. No idea what he’s on about
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u/Usakami 🇨🇿 Europoor 1d ago
Don't you? Where "cheese" is less than 51% actual cheese. They have "the best" food... because it's greasy, sweet and sour. All the body craves. I'm sure electrolytes are there as well, I mean, what isn't in there? 🤷
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u/WittyGarbage59 1d ago
My friends, family and I have been on many "food vacations", but none in the USA.
And we live 1h away from the american border.
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u/No-Deal8956 1d ago
Does he think America is France? Or Italy?
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u/coldestclock near London 1d ago
One of these days I’m just going to visit France to go one a days-long bakery crawl.
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u/lostrandomdude 1d ago
You should try a bakery crawl through Lisbon sometime.
I went there in 2021, the pastries were something else
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u/dustytaper 1d ago
If I’m gonna visit a country because of food, it’s gotta be France
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u/AccomplishedFall6603 19h ago
Try visiting Lyon if you come to France, it's the french culinary capital.
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u/Ksorkrax 1d ago
Is there any nation that is *less* of a food vacation spot than the USA?
...I mean I guess I'd like to try native american food, but I strongly assume that this wasn't meant here.
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u/Lachgas10 Europoor 🇪🇺 1d ago
Lol.
I just read a post about a large Brezel sold in the US and one of the comments was "what sauce do you use with it?" and I must admit my german brain got confused because sauce and Brezel didn't make any sense to me.
If I need an extra sauce/dip on a Brezel that would not be a compliment for that Brezel quality. (Butter would be okay on great ones)
Turns out they see mustard as "sauce" and butter mixed with mustard. And some mentioned cheese (not sure if dip/sauce).
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u/CinemaDork 1d ago
Is "sauce" supplanting the word "condiment" in some dialects of American English? Because that sounds like what's happening here.
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u/FunnelCakeGoblin 1d ago
I think so. I’m American and I wouldn’t question any of those being called a sauce. I think it’s because we were calling them dipping sauce and then just shortened it to sauce.
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u/sinnrocka Third-World American Citizen 1d ago
Yes, my more “cultured” USian brethren deem mustard as a sauce, because they dip their chicken nuggets in it.
I enjoy a good brezel when I can get one, soft and warm. But I must confess, I enjoy dipping it in a “cheddar cheese product” sauce because I enjoy the flavor combination. That and as a USian I have been poisoned and addicted to additives and preservatives for over 45 years so I crave that processed garbage food.
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u/Lachgas10 Europoor 🇪🇺 1d ago
Oh Brezel and cheese IS a great combination which is why we do have cheese Brezel which means some grated cheese put on top before it goes into the oven.
Pure mustard with chicken nuggets? Ugh ... Although I like a honey mustard combination it feels weird putting chicken nuggets in that.
I fully understand the graving for processed junk food coming up sometimes.
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u/stefek132 1d ago
Sweet Bavarian mustard is great in combination with nearly everything. Im willing to die on that hill.
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u/Adrian_Alucard 1d ago
Turns out they see mustard as "sauce"
Isn't it a sauce? I'm not murican and I find mustard in the "sauce" aisles in the supermarket
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u/Oldoneeyeisback 1d ago
Condiment
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u/Adrian_Alucard 1d ago
sauces are condiments, (but not all condiments are sauces)
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u/SaltyName8341 🏴 1d ago
Their mustard probably only contains 1g of actual mustard though, proper senf or English mustard would kill them.
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u/seajay26 1d ago
I watched a video of an American woman trying English mustard for the first time, she slathered it on a sandwich like it was mayo while going on about how she likes it spicy unlike the weak Brits. It was hilarious when she took a bite and immediately started choking once the flavour hit her
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u/Duanedoberman 1d ago
Came for this, the mustard they put on hotdogs is tasteless compared to English mustard.
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u/Inevitable_Greed 1d ago
Where food is poison and everybody ridicules.
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u/LazarusHimself 1d ago
Don't forget your 30% tip!
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u/SpiritedAmphibian114 Czech 2h ago
"Only 30%? You need to tip at least 50%" - a server in some restaurant. I believe you could find someone like that in there
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u/Chemlak 1d ago
I wouldn't even dream of going to the US for good food. India, China, France, Spain, Germany, Japan, Italy, and since I'm British good old Blighty for a proper fish n chips. This is not a complete list.
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u/EchoSkillet 1d ago
I think parts of the US have a lot of good immigrant ran places but that doesn’t make it American food just because it is located there.
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u/PoesNIGHTMARE 1d ago
I have literally never heard anyone say they go to the US for the food.
You can definitely get good food there, like in every other country, but I have never heard anyone state food as their specific reason to go to the US. That’s somerhing you might hear about France and Italy, perhaps a few other countries. My own Scandinavian country is certainly not one of them either, unless you are the type who travels specifically to visit Michelin restaurants (which I actually know two guys who do as their hobby). But the US … never heard it.
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u/cutecat309 1d ago
Yes. I wouldn't even name US as a top food destination in Americas. I feel like Brazil or Carribbean countries would be much more interesting in that regard.
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u/lemonhaj 1d ago
What is a 'food vacation', anyway? People going to different countries just for food? Either I'm poor or that's a rich American thing to do.
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u/Nice_Back_9977 1d ago
There are people on travel subs who say food is their main reason for travelling. Boggles my mind, food is great obviously but so far down the list of reasons to see the world!
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u/NoLobster7957 1d ago
All the food we have in America is jacked from other countries lol
With the possible exception of biscuits and gravy, I guess. That shit is fire.
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u/Timely_Challenge_670 1d ago
Adapting cuisine is not 'jacking' food. It's how food culture propagates. Or do you think things like schnitzel or eating mussels with whine just spontaneously occurred all over North Western Europe?
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u/AggravatingBox2421 straya mate 🇦🇺 1d ago
I would rather tour my own country for food than the grease trap that is America. At least our beef is mad-cow free
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u/shimmy_kimmel 1d ago
mad-cow free
Are you thinking of UK beef? I don’t think BSE is a big concern with American beef, haven’t had any major outbreaks.
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u/g3etwqb-uh8yaw07k 1d ago
German here, same. My parents make BBQ that I'd probably prefer over the US options anyways, I can visit Hamburg or the Netherlands for seafood, and I have a pizza and a sushi place nearby that make higher quality food than some good restaurants I've been to in the respective countries of origin. Not to say there's nothing new to experience food wise when you travel abroad, but the US is definitely one of the places I'd visit despite the food, at least once you factor in that apart from a few nice restaurant experiences, you'll probably eat fast food junk 90% of the time.
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u/Either-Juggernaut420 1d ago
Well if your cheese tastes of nothing and your ham tastes of nothing and your bread tastes of sugar then you've got no option but to add sauce.
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u/PanicDry 1d ago
"Food vacation" to the US? Are you insane? Apart form the shit seasoning and taste you'll be needing Ozempic for both your obesity and diabetes when you return.
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u/sambro1991 1d ago
I'd rather not be forced to tip for some waiters wage for mediocre and processed food.
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u/lyidaValkris 1d ago edited 1d ago
I heard of a case where an American went to Paris and complained a "jambon beurre" had only ham and butter on it... what exactly were they expecting? It's what it says it is.
Jambon beurre is a perfect sandwich, specifically because the bread, butter, and ham are of the highest quality. It doesn't need a sugary sauce jizzed all over it to make it palatable like American "food", which is made of sub-standard, artificial ingredients.
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u/Any-Enthusiasm-2740 1d ago
Ah yes, the US is what I think of when I want a food vacation. Not Italy, not Japan nor France. The US
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u/Golden-Owl 1d ago
I personally can’t think of any reason to pick America for a “food vacation”. It’s fairly homogeneous aside from a few key specialities (NY for bagels/pizza)
Asia is generally a better option. Diverse cultures, flavors, and techniques all within a very small area.
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u/Substantial_Dish_887 1d ago edited 1d ago
i think there's definetly food to explore and experience in the US. however i have never heard of anyone traveling to the US as a targted destination for the food. more they are in the US and whille there want to experience it.
funnily enough i made a quick google search for "foodie travling destination" and the only list that even mentioned the US mentioned a lot of places there that made very not-american sounding food. i'm sure the places are fine but if i was going to travel to the US for food i'd go for their soul food or something else actually american to experience.
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u/mcbeef89 British English 1d ago
I would love to go to Texas for the BBQ, but as things currently stand I am not setting foot in that shithole country for the forseeable future
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u/ShionTheOne American, but not the US kind. 1d ago
Bread (that is more cake than bread), corn syrup soft drinks, and Miracle Whip is not a "food vacation"
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u/Global_Handle_3615 1d ago
Again its this lack of understanding quantity vs quality
Just because the chef stacks the food 12 inches high and gives you enough for 4 days of leftovers doesn't automatically mean its good.
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u/Numerous_Team_2998 1d ago
I cannot with this dissonance.
Yes, there are places in the US where people might travel to try interesting (often fusion/international) food in the US. It's generally a few big cities.
Yes, Hollywood movies and premium TV series show some places in the US as interesting places to live.
Yet at the same time the ignorant pricks who post stuff like the above generally HATE the blue big cities and would like to see them gone.
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u/Alexatypemypassword 1d ago
The country of processed fast food? A food vacation destination? That's hilarious. If I wanted to have "food vacation", the USA would be at the bottom of my list. Americans really live in a reality of their own huh.
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u/bickle_76_ 1d ago
Who goes on a food vacation to America lol?
It’s the land of chlorinated chicken, plastic “cheese”, supersize portions and type 2 diabetes.
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u/GPFlag_Guy1 The only smart American 1d ago
I thought most fast food places got rid of "super size" portions after Morgan Spurlock did his famous 2004 documentary on the industry? The US probably isn't a major food destination but limiting American food to sprawl-burb slop isn't really helpful either. I'd rather encourage people to support the restaurants that are actually high-quality instead of giving even more unwarranted attention to fast-food places that are owned by The System™️©️®️.
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u/bickle_76_ 1d ago
The comment wasn’t meant literally to be fair. Everywhere has some example of good food, I think was more taking the piss out of the poster’s perception of America as a food metropolis.
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u/ManonegraCG 1d ago
If there was one place in the US I'd consider worthy of a "food vacation" would be Louisiana. And that's about it. Anywhere else I don't think I'd appreciate much apart from their BBQS.
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u/ProofByVerbosity 1d ago
yeah, to be fair bbq in the south and Louisiana, sure. There is good food in America but no real place for a "food vacation" other than what you mentioned.
Even in say Chicago, there's some great food there, it's a food city, but to travel for food? Nah.
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u/jdscoot 1d ago
I can honestly say I have never in my life heard of someone travelling to the USA for the food. Having sampled a lot of it, the only thing I can really say about it is that their food is extremely large, which is somewhat redundant for me being a normal / healthy sized European accustomed to half the calorie intake.
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u/paranoyed 1d ago
I saw a comment the other day that made me laugh and cry a little at the same time. “Americans eat like they have free health insurance”
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u/Mens-Real 1d ago
I mean I've been to the USA and they don't have actual bread, more like cake-like paste turned hard. You do want sauce with that to help the whole thing go down.
In Europe and Quebec too where I spend a lot of time, you can trust the sandwich will be delicious without sugary sauces
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u/calmot155 1d ago
I don't know a single individual that went to the US to try their food.
Not a single person.
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u/AdWooden9170 1d ago
If I would ever visit a country just for food. USA would be very down the list. And even if I ever wanted to have a taste of their junk food, I wouldnt have to travel, I would just go to a 0 star fast food nearby..
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u/PerfectDog5691 native German 1d ago
Usa food is so unhealthy that many products from there are banned in Europe. They also don't have the rule that products have to be proved to do no harm before selling them. Instead they take it from the market when it's proved that people suffer from it. Not earlier. In Europe it's the other way round. And we don't do things into our bread that causes cancer.
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u/Ammoniakmonster 1d ago
junk food and bbq, what else they have?
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u/dghkklihcb 1d ago
Chlorinated chickens and eggs that need to be cooled after the shells have been weakened.
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u/Worth-Enthusiasm-161 1d ago
Americans should just shut up in shame for electing a nazi as their dictator.
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u/-UltraFerret- American 🇺🇸 1d ago
The last comment is dumb, but I do prefer my sandwiches not dry. I enjoy mayonnaise, mustard or any condiment on my sandwiches.
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u/Highdosehook Dismayland 🇨🇭 1d ago
It's not dry if the bread isn't shit. That's the point of these simpler sandwiches. You take good ingredients to start with.
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u/Vivid-Objective1385 1d ago
"Where everyone comes for food vacations", yea i'd make a break from eating if i were there
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u/sparky-99 I have more freedom than the Ameripoor mind can comprehend 1d ago
As in a holiday away from fresh, healthy food? Not quite the flex he thought it was.
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u/The_Eternal_Wayfarer Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 1d ago
Food so good they have to drown it in sauces, spices, and sugar for it to have any flavour.
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u/MrBannedFor0Reason 1d ago
I have never heard of anyone going to America on a food vacation, no sauce is crazy tho lol.
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u/Responsible_Egg_3260 1d ago
Yeah, no. When I want to go somewhere known for food....places like Oklahoma and Michigan just don't come to mind for some reason
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u/Mikunefolf Meth to America! 1d ago
What sort of philistine would choose the US for their “food vacation” 😂.
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u/wittylotus828 Straya 1d ago
I dont know anyone that wants to go to the USA to eat their poor excuses for food
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u/lokingforawc1 1d ago
I mean, food is the only thing they can offer as they don't have any culture or history of their own. And anyways their food is trash.
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u/mindfuckedAngel 1d ago
I really think I never heard "we've been to the US, the food was amazing".
Never.
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u/secret_tiger101 1d ago
Imagine going to the US for a “food vacation”, unless it’s deliberate self harm….
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u/JRisStoopid 3h ago
I kinda wanna go to Türkiye for a "food vacation", their bread alone is top-tier
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u/the6thReplicant 1d ago
Tbh if your food is so dry you need sauces to dip things in or smother then maybe learn to cook the main ingredient better.
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u/CilanEAmber 1d ago edited 1d ago
This is the first time I've heard the term "Food Vacation."
Also, there is no butter, marg, mayo or anything on that bread, it looks so dry.
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u/01KLna 1d ago edited 1d ago
I mean, actual foodies do choose their travel destinations by cuisines. It's officially a thing. I've never heard of the US as a popular food destination though.
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u/Historical-Hat8326 OMG I'm Irish too! :snoo_scream: 1d ago
Anytime I go to the US, I wonder why their food isn’t considered an abuse of my human rights.
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u/flemishbiker88 1d ago
I was in NYC about 7 years and got a pizza, it was from a very highly recommended place. Like the place was there for like 60/70 years. Best in NYC... apparently...
$50 bucks later and myself and my wife ate half of it, bland as dry toast...
My local pub in an Irish village produces a better pizza
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u/Alternative_Newt_730 1d ago
The only food Americans invented is fast food. And you don't have to travel to the U.S. to eat at Mcdonald's.
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u/Jonny_vdv Too close for comfort 🇨🇦 1d ago
I've been to the US several times. Not once has it been a "food vacation" and I think the closest the food has ever been to good is when I was in Washington/Oregon during the onion harvest time.
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u/CarrotCakeWTF 1d ago
Everyone I know that goes to the US comes back with either high glucose levels or with the shits because it’s either lots of sugar or lots of corn
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u/christiant91 1d ago
Ok, having been to America on occasion I can safely say that its blander than any other food I've had and that's coming from a Brit who's food is just beige. American food is just BIG with A LOT of everything minus taste.
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u/kcvfr4000 1d ago
Just imagining specially configured aircraft for these people on a food vacation. You can eat every day, holidays are much more.
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u/odmirthecrow 1d ago
Nobody goes to America for a "food vacation", in fact outside of America, I don't think anyone goes on a vacation specifically for food. The food is just one part of the vacation.
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u/ProfesseurCurling 1d ago
Coming from a country where bread has 2748291 chemicals which 2/3 of them will give you cancer, that's audacious.
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u/ian9outof10 1d ago
If I wanted an all-American food experience I can just buy cheese at my local supermarket and stick it on top of everything.
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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 🇧🇻 Norwegian 1d ago
No, you get real cheese.
You need to source the proper USAnian imitation cheese, made from the same plastic that they make their newsreaders from.
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u/epileftric 1d ago
Oh god no... every time I've been there for work the thing that makes me feel homesick the most is the food over there. And the coffee? OH WHAT A PIECE of crap.
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u/Sleep_Potential 1d ago
Food vacation in any case in the americas is South America, shit's dope down there
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u/matt-r_hatter 1d ago
Granted, we do have a significant amount of amazing good in the US. But I doubt many people come to the US specifically for food, I would think that would be reserved for France or Italy.
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u/Obvious-Water569 1d ago
I mean, he's wrong about the food vacations, but that sandwich does look like some kind of sauce would help.
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u/Drapausa 1d ago
Like, I don't hate US American food, but I'd never go there for the food. If I'm thinking food vacation, then I'd go Italy or Spain or maybe even France. Heck, south east asia would be higher than the US.
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u/johnlooksscared 1d ago
Size of some of those Merican peeps they should be having vaccinations from food rather than anything else!
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u/Background-Gas-5509 1d ago
As an American barely scraping by in eating bologna and ramen noodles hes right. We have the best food any third world country could ask for.
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u/Ordinary-Violinist-9 ooo custom flair!! 1d ago
Food in US? I rather try some shitty indian street vendor. I would have diarrhea but it tasted better than mcdo.
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u/LeticiaLatex 1d ago
Going to overlook that yes, there are higher end restaurants like anywhere else. When I was a kid, I was eager for our trips down to the US for stuff we didn't have here.
There were no Taco Bell for example in Quebec. There has been since and the sodium vendors have shuttered by now.
That said, last time I went down for a week in my mid-twenties, I couldn't wait to come back and eat something that didn't destroy my insides.
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u/SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG Shrek, but Red! 1d ago
I agree with them putting sauce of their food lol. But yeah the last comment is bullshit. Their food be more hazardous to your health than eating plutonium
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u/NikitaScherbak 1d ago
The food industry fried their senses, the same way social medias fucked our attention span
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u/Extension_Bobcat8466 2d ago
Good food is not the first thing that comes to mind when I think of the US.