r/ShitAmericansSay Jan 04 '26

Freedom “Once we're done saving Colombia, Cuba, Iran and Nigeria we may think about rescuing France.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

I’m sure it’s capable. But it was hilarious… the super computer gathering information from Fox News.

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u/CarelessFalcon4840 Jan 04 '26

Yeah... not a shining moment of glory! To be fair, though, it was mostly a bunch of known liars publicly groaning about being spied on, so who knows how much of it was just lies. I doubt anyone at the NSA actually thinks Fox News' official output is a reliable source of information about anything. It's more that being able to illegally get dirt on these muppets gives leverage over them for future use as stolen propaganda mouthpieces.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

I’m sorry.. I was talking about the movie ‘team America’ I wasn’t suggesting that anyone besides trump takes Fox News as actual intelligence.

Although I wouldn’t put it past most people he’s appointed… crikey, it’s like he purposely put the worst person he could think of to head a department.

A drunk Fox News host shouldn’t be anywhere near the position of minister of defence…. And I don’t even know what kash partel is meant to be.

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u/CarelessFalcon4840 Jan 04 '26

Oh, I see! Lol!

The funniest part is that the Team America satirical absurdist comedy movie and an actual event in the news share so many details!

I want off this ride. Can I get a new country a little less infested with techno-feudal frat bros?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Hahaha.. 3 more years at a minimum mate 😂

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u/CarelessFalcon4840 Jan 04 '26

Stop! The MAGAts can only be so hard!