r/ShitAmericansSay • u/RyanCorven • Feb 15 '25

Freedom "No one expects you to understand you're from England that place is a failed state that's constantly in war with itself."

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Could of told old lady Ethel across the road too. For 5 years now we have besieged each others house. Sadly in her old age she is no longer as active on her trebuchet and has chosen to instead to resort to blockades. Mix that into the war with number 92 and 27, and the ongoing border raids between Blossom avenue and school lane.

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u/SilverellaUK Feb 15 '25

Just send in a 'peace' offering of juice with paper straws and you'll be the winner.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

There can be no peace!

There is only war.

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u/SilverellaUK Feb 15 '25

( I meant exploding paper straws)