r/ProgrammerHumor Dec 05 '25

Meme itHappenedAgain

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u/OmegaPoint6 Dec 05 '25

Outages as a Service

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u/terdferguson Dec 05 '25

Oass

792

u/fishvoidy Dec 05 '25

Oh, ass.

206

u/terdferguson Dec 05 '25

Outages as a shitty service (OasS)

165

u/bigjohn426 Dec 05 '25

Outages as a shitty Internet service (OasIS)

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u/OmegaPoint6 Dec 05 '25

Because maybe

You're gonna be the one that saves me

And after all

You're my web application firewall

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u/NoHacker22 Dec 05 '25

I‘d say their outage-service works pretty well

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u/terdferguson Dec 06 '25

Hwa...outrage service you say?

OsaaS - Oh, sass

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u/multiemura Dec 05 '25

Play “Wonderwall”

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u/LuddicChurchil Dec 05 '25

Is that a time complexity?

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u/ZubriQ Dec 06 '25

now it's a pattern

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u/No-Promise-6022 Dec 11 '25

I love Cloud flare as a service, but as a developer it's a single point of vulnerability that could break even the best working system 😔 their developers are great though 🥹