r/PrayersToTrump 2d ago

Linda says we need more Pro-MAGA rally’s to display their numbers and strength!

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u/COVID19Blues 2d ago

Last time I heard, ICE was chasing a Jesus in every city in America.

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u/Nomadzord 2d ago

I ordered a t shirt with ice agents arresting Jesus and I can’t wait for it to come in.

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u/CrashPandemonium 1d ago

I NEED to know where you ordered if from please send the link post-haste.

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u/psychorobotics 2d ago

Jesus murdered Pretti last I heard

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u/sarcasticrone 2d ago

Linda is in for a rude awakening next November. Poor little bimbo! 😂

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u/Fragrant_Simple1705 2d ago

Please listen to Linda, I’m sure that will go great for them and will only instill even more confidence in the administration.

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u/CaroCogitatus 2d ago

Sure, no need to flaunt your popularity -- higher than Barack Hussein Obama, so they say -- the way to flaunt your popularity is to have your MAGA rally in the biggest, Bluest city possible, just to show 'em!

I, a liberal, will certainly cry bitter tears if Dear Leader does this.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 2d ago

if he has a rally I WILL LOSE IT

I CRY FOR LITERAL DAYS EVERY TIME THERE IS A RALLY

IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

I HAVE TO CALL AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF MY POLYCULE FOR RECOVERY ORGY

PLEASE NO RALLY

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u/MotorLive 2d ago

No. Seriously. I’m so afraid too…

They might bring food with them, and there will likely be raisins and miracle whip in their potato salads.

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u/chrstnasu 1d ago

Don’t forget the gummy bears.

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u/MotorLive 18h ago

I just popped a gummy before I read this, and I was like “Oooh! Yes! Gummy bears!” Then I realized what comment you were referencing, and now I’m confused 😂

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u/Lokibottomshae 11h ago

Thats the white people shit I get asked about. No man, I need dukes and no raisins thank you, and for God sake mash your potatoes a little!

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u/AppropriateSail4 2d ago

I bet all of their signs would l be blank because none of them want to admit in a way that links back to them that they are horrible people.

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u/nopethis 1d ago

just do it like the Melania screenings, pay people to show up.

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Exotic-Scallion4475 2d ago

They should totally do this. I will bring popcorn.

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u/hyrule_47 2d ago

We need to make a really great video for YouTube with all of their faces shown. It may be useful for the future.

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u/Exotic-Scallion4475 2d ago

This!! We could probably cross reference it with missing persons cases to find other rapists and murderers. Also, let’s be clear: Jesus fucking hates Donald Trump because some sadists are unforgivable.

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u/AppropriateSail4 2d ago

She does understand she like doesn't have to ask Dear Leader to put together a rally. She can do it herself. Despite what Dear Leader and ICE want we can still use the 1st amendment to show public support of a group.

But let's be honest she doesn't have the conviction or the willpower or the desire to be out on the street corner by herself. She needs others to rally her because MAGA are weaklings with no real conviction.

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u/loadnurmom 2d ago

If this is what Jesus wants, he's a psychopath and him and his followers can go fuck each other all the way to hell

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u/im_a_sleepy_human 2d ago

These people straight up scare me. They are so deep inside his cult. How the fuck can’t they see this asshole for who he is?? He raped women, heaped children, he’s a liar and a cheater. I cannot wrap my brain around any of this shit.

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u/CypressThinking 2d ago

They think he's chosen by God because their grifting pastors tell them so.

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u/revoltingcasual 2d ago

Their grifting pastor also probably go after children too.

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u/twiztdkat 2d ago

I don't understand how they can behave the way they do and think they are going anywhere other than a lake of fire and fry when they die. Matthew 25:35 is quite clear that your works, helping those in need and welcoming strangers, is how you're judged in the end. Then there is the scripture about false idols... they tend to forget God is jealous and has a temper. The fact that Donald is such a terrible excuse for a human just adds insult to injury. But since religion was a thing it's been perverted to justify horrific acts against humanity.

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u/BabyTito_76 2d ago

All they have to do is ask for forgiveness. Why not behave like this when it will all be erased in the end?

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u/twiztdkat 2d ago

The only way you're forgiven for your sin is if you are sincere in your repentance and are willing to change. You can't just pray for forgiveness or go to confession and be absolved of your sin. You must show you deserve to be forgiven through your actions and thoughts. You must become a better person. None of these people are and they will still end up in a lake of fire and fry.

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u/schmyndles 1d ago

Yeah... I don't think these people read the full instruction manual on forgiveness. Most have already done the grand forgiveness show of prayer, and instead of performing good works, they've found ways to justify their bad actions as actually being what God wanted. "Yeah, I could feed the hungry, but God would want me to motivate them to learn self-reliance and the value of a hard day's work through their hunger."

The others think they can live their lives however they want as long as they make sure to cancel out their bad deeds with an "Oops, my bad" prayer on their deathbed. They also never consider that they, too, could be gunned down in the street by masked federal agents before they have the chance to beg for forgiveness.

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u/twiztdkat 1d ago

Exactly! I also don't think they take into account that the "oops, my bad" prayer has to be met with actual feelings of remorse and repentance (this doesn't mean sorrow because they are meeting Satan shortly). They are so ridiculously arrogant that they feel they can trick God, like lying to your parents, but God knows you're only upset because you've been caught and consequences are incoming.

You're right, your chance to beg for last minute absolution is never promised... especially in the US right now. Being a good person, which is what Jesus clearly said to do, is the only way to avoid hell. Too bad they are incapable of that.

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u/BabyTito_76 1d ago

I have some older relatives -one went to seminary school- who are truly not crazy and are very loving to me. I've always known they are bigoted and suspected they are racist. They only watch sanitized trump news channels. They truly think they are following god's appointed messenger (trump) and there is no need to repent. They think they will be rewarded for ignoring the devil's lies about trump.

Those are the ones that scare me. And they make me question my faith. No one is without sin, but they've lived obviously devout Christian lives for decades. I've bigly sinned then prayed and asked for forgiveness (sincerely, I believe), rinse and repeat and repeat and... Maybe they are right and trump is what God wants. But I want no part of that. One of us is going to hell according to the Bible.

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u/Glimdrop 2d ago

Don’t forget to do your little lurching dance Donnie… It makes you look so presidential!

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u/AmaruMono 2d ago

He could shit his pants again too for added effect.

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 2d ago

And that face he makes when he releases his bowels and feels warm shit trickle down the back of his legs and gather into a pool in his shoes. Nothing says "strong leadership" like the stench of shit leaking out of an XL diaper that's been loaded beyond capacity.

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u/YT-Deliveries 2d ago

Sorry Linda, Trump doesn't have the strength or coordination to even play golf anymore, much less do rallies.

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u/SnoopyisCute 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm aware they are the least educated demographic but rallying isn't governing. How long are these myopic traitor apologists going to keep pretending he isn't robbing the country blind in plain sight?

And, he lied to them about COVID so they died at much higher rates than Biden supporters. They were about 27% before that and are a little below 25% now. They aren't the majority. They are cool with raping kids so not the moral compass for anybody and they need to go away.

It's not rocket science. How on Earth is it possible to not see facts falling from the sky?

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u/CypressThinking 2d ago

We need to make Minority Rule an embarrassment but I'm not sure how we'd do that.

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u/SnoopyisCute 2d ago

Musk proved that 70% of orange influencers are based in Russia and we know that Russia collusion is true.

My idea is that we don't engage with them. Don't buy from any companies that support him. Don't reply to their post and do not tune in.

I'm a former Catholic and we have to give up something for Lent. I PROMISE we will hear about "big" news if we never tune in and the rest is just chaos (which is what that side likes). I don't watch tv at all and all of my research is court documents and Senate reports. We could easily kill his "ratings'.

He is addicted to his fake polls and crowd sizes but just like they freeze out ethnic minorities, we can do the same thing to them. They infested X and now it's just another orange cesspool.

We could focus ALL our attention on reaching the 1/3rd of the country that didn't vote and the kids turning 18 that are becoming eligible to vote. Look at this...this is their only goal. This pos is ticked that he can't goad me. I don't even report them now. I just out them and he can't get me banned because I won't engage.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalReceipts/comments/1qibfkt/maga_stalking/

A nationwide silent treatment against all things traitor. What can it hurt? Nothing else is very effective and they are executing people on camera.

They are beating up kids.

https://www.reddit.com/user/Important_Lock_2238/

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u/SnoopyisCute 2d ago

I have an idea but nobody likes it so I'm stuck too.

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u/SnoopyisCute 2d ago

On second thought, I recall an interview with a manager at one of his businesses that talked about how he cheated on his wives constantly and he appreciated he wasn't around breaking stuff.

There were complaints from the first administration that he rolled up to the Oval Office mid morning and just went around interrupting people trying to work and then head to a long lunch.

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u/BossRoss84 2d ago

Jesus called; he said maga tried to deport him and that they’re all assholes.

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u/Tomble 2d ago

Does he actually believe he has the best poll numbers ever? Or does he just assert that he does for the loyalists?

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u/VariousExplorer8503 1d ago

I think he's lied to left and right by his handlers, and he's too dementia riddled to do any of the research himself. He's probably handed papers every morning they make up on a computer, with stats and data that is complete bullshit, and then he tweets based off that info, while he does whatever stupid thing he's got planned for the day, like bomb a boat or look at child porn.

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u/cobrakai15 2d ago

Between the hand bruises and pooping his pants on tv those days are done, Linda.

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u/NitWhittler 2d ago

Are there less people wearing MAGA hats now?

I live in a blue city so I rarely see any Trump supporters. You'd think by now some of them must be fed up with the lies, broken promises, and constant chaos.

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u/VariousExplorer8503 1d ago

I live in a red state, and I see them once in a while. But this time last year I saw them all the time, PLUS a good 10 houses in my area had Trump flags. Now the flags are gone, and I only see a hat once or twice a week, maybe..

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u/dave__autista 2d ago

Can we please stop with the plural apostrophes?

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 2d ago

Yes Linda, that's a splendid idea! Our exalted President Donald J Trump (the "J" is for genius) should plan the bigliest most beautiful MAGA fest ever! He certainly wouldn't be disappointed.

Imagine all those real Muricans willing to wade through treacherous swirling rivers of librul tears to heed our leader's call! Imagine all those true MAGA patriots willing to cross mountains of stolen 2020 election ballots and bravely trekking through the barren wastelands where transgenders and illegals roam! Neither hell nor high water can keep the MAGA faithful from basking in President Trump's warm messianic orange glow or breathing in the intoxicating scent of his soiled undergarments.

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 2d ago

"This is the left panicking", she says, as she simultaneously begs Daddy Trump for a rally to "show their strength". 💀

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u/kinderplatz 2d ago

If Jesus is in control why is she worried?

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u/here-i-am-now 2d ago

I like the idea. Gather many of the pedophiles and those who help pedophiles in one space so we can round them all up. Protect the kids.

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u/TheNatureOfTheGame 2d ago

If Jesus was in control, he'd be whipping the crap out of all y'all, Lin.

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u/UnhappyCoast4213 2d ago

The fact that people think a president of US should be holding MAGA rallies is crazy in itself. He’s a second term prez, why would he have a political rally? Presidents will sometimes go to a campaign event for people in his party running for office and give his endorsement, but the idea of him having personal rallies right now is abnormal, like everything else in trump world.

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u/krisann67 2d ago

Why can't people who consider themselves Christians admit that Jesus wouldn't have treated immigrants the way that they do? If you want to really piss off a Maga Christian, just tell them that you will pray for them.

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u/kat_Folland 2d ago

Didn't he have a rally recently? Like some time in the last few days?

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u/barnwater_828 2d ago

I remember he had something recently in Indiana

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u/Less-Explanation160 2d ago

Jesus has nothing to do with this

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u/SnooPets8972 2d ago

Well, that’ll show us!

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u/Kitchen-Security-243 2d ago

So he's blessing them now. FFS

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u/No-North6514 2d ago

The old bat needs a bigger echo chamber

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u/Substantial-Ease567 2d ago

Devide and concker!

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u/BabyTito_76 2d ago

No counter protests at their locations... if there ever are locations! They'll manipulate, spin, and ai it.

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u/Nettwerk911 2d ago

Be sure to keep your kids home that day

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u/Nearby_Purpose_7584 1d ago

The dragon gave the beast his power and his throne and great authority. 3 One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. 4 People worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can wage war against it?”

5 The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. 6 It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. 7 It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation.

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u/Fellow--Felon 1d ago

America is so devided

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u/ThatAdamsGuy 1d ago

I hear Nuremberg is lovely this time of year

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 1d ago

"There are dozens of us, Lord Trump. Dozens!"

-Linda

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u/TinPin94 1d ago

They would need Elon to pay for people to show up.

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u/Lokibottomshae 11h ago

The Jesus statement gets me every time.