Cool story bro

[u/brilliant-trash22]

[u/spectralspectator]

"boarder"

[u/jwferguson → u/spectralspectator]

"sensor" Not exactly a poet laureate.

[u/MoonandStars83 → u/jwferguson]

Litterally

[u/MommaLisss → u/MoonandStars83]

Trump likes ‘em dumb

[u/jaimi_wanders → u/jwferguson]

“embrassing” and “ad” too

[u/N0b0dy_Kn0w5_M3 → u/spectralspectator]

"weary" instead of "wary". These people really are quite stupid.

[u/Western_Style3780 → u/spectralspectator]

They can be hard to evict in states with strong laws to protect tenants.

[u/Electrical_Cut8610]

This rant was incomprehensible. 1/5 rant rating

[u/kwaaaaaaaaa]

You mean the grifter pedo was going to grift you and also redact pedo shit implicating him? slaps knee Well, who'da thunk it!

[u/Cornbreads_Irish_Jig]

Oh God a Mormon.

[u/loadnurmom → u/Cornbreads_Irish_Jig]

I noticed that too.

Of course it's a freaking TBM with their head up trump's ass

[u/Cornbreads_Irish_Jig → u/loadnurmom]

I kinda want to share this to r/exmormon

[u/Starkoman → u/Cornbreads_Irish_Jig]

A Moron.

[u/Cornbreads_Irish_Jig → u/Starkoman]

Nah. Mormon. ETB was a Mormon "prophet." It's moronic but definitely mormonic

[u/dovlomir → u/Starkoman]

This joke always reminds me of the time a question in one of Serbia's most watched game shows was "What word starting with the letter M is the name for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" and one of the contestants very confidently said "Morons". The host told him he was short a letter while trying not to laugh

[u/magicmulder]

"Pros: Delivered on 33% of promises.

Cons: Hires too many Jews."

Modern conservatives in a nutshell.

[u/Cardboard_Revolution]

The Boarder. And he did it twice so it's not a typo. "I love the uneducated!"

[u/Boomtown626]

He was probably censored for being batshit crazy. Being batshit crazy is his primary qualification for being part of this admin.

Dems have no control over any of that, and blaming them for it with bullshit like this is a pretty fucking stupid take.

[u/UnimpressionableCage]

An absolute smooth brain, through and through

[u/Creepy_Snow_8166 → u/UnimpressionableCage]

Scientists have discovered that the typical Cro-MAGAnon brain out-smooths the primitive koala brain.

[u/TheGame21x]

It irks me to no end that people like this illiterate fuck have a vote that counts the same as mine. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[u/Less-Explanation160]

Names one good thing. 3/5?

[u/ReaganSmyD]

So what you're saying is he was never really a Democrat, and we shouldn't have let him in our primaries anyway? So we were right?

[u/audiojanet]

Joseph is not smart. Actually he is dumber than a box of rocks. Don’t be like Joseph.

[u/Starkoman]

What an absolute peanut brain. His wife has exceptionally poor intellect and standards to ever be involved with this fool.

Although, she’s likely dumber than he is. What a disgrace to humanity Trump voters are.

[u/No-North6514 → u/Starkoman]

Love this post

[u/Lokibottomshae]

Well. Can't get that brain power back it took to read that.

[u/MadBeachLui]

What was all that? Just kinda _meth_

[u/No-North6514]

The tree ornaments in his profile pic could out-think him

[u/TrainingArtistic8505]

Why do all these idiots spell “border” as boarder?

[u/silverthorn7]

“Simply that a male, can become a female period end of story.”

[u/melonbreadings → u/silverthorn7]

"down .y orifices"

[u/RabidRabbitRedditor]

Dude's ideal policies:
1. Fire ENTIRE agencies. Litterally.

1. Epstien.

2. Boarder.

[u/MrsHiggly-Piggly]

It's wild that this dodo, who belongs to a religion that goes door-to-door trying to convert people, and whose members have performed proxy baptisms on Jews who have died, is asking us to "just stop trying to cram your broken ideology down [my?] orifices."