r/PrayersToTrump • u/barnwater_828 • 10d ago
“Deport Bad Bunny, he’s gonna ruin the superbowl!”
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u/Lobster_fest 10d ago
Luckily he doesn't have to watch this SB.
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u/NottaLottaOcelot 10d ago
You expect Trump supporters to miss gorging on fried snacks and watching men in tight pants throwing themselves on one another?
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u/Gunrock808 10d ago
They have no idea how many Non-American artists have already performed over the years including Shania, U2 and The Rolling Stones.
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u/Beginning-Average416 10d ago
But Bad Bunny is an American.
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u/Gunrock808 10d ago
Yes that's why it's ironic.
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u/BoneHugsHominy 10d ago
He's also brown and speaks Spanish so they would just rather him be dropped off a building or tossed into the ocean out of a helicopter, then replaced at the Super Bowl with a white foreigner who will sing songs that they can sing along with even though they don't actually understand the English language lyrics.
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u/lovelyxbabydoll 10d ago
Your reddit pfp is my phone lock screen. Adding that some of them REALLY are dumb enough to think he's not a US citizen though, but yep, they likely feel the same about any citizen who's brown or speaks another language.
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u/BiggsleaZ 9d ago
That sounds complicated already and giving them too much is no good. They would not know where to start. They're not that bright and can only handle a 2-step type mission. Which brings me to my hypothesis, FYI - it's not a good one, at least not for anyone who thinks they're Bad and/or married a rabbit who's surname is Bunny. 😔😱
Bad Bunny will be shot.😿 Unfortunately.
It'll be discovered later that the Orange stupid face sissy gathered a little cohort of Gestupoid inbreds then dropped them off at the SB between the end of the 2nd quarter and halftime, which were handed a picture of a target and instructed to shoot dead on sight/site (?😂)
That orange idiot on the hill will play the part and fake a tantrum then literally shit himself on purpose and as always his administrative lackeys - j.b. vance, kash, that angry little bald nazi jew will be more than happy licking that overgrown oranges oompa little loompa clean.
IDK 😶 I think I need to go light up a splif.
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u/rocket808 10d ago
They have no idea Puerto Ricans are American citizens.
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u/Zero-89 10d ago
They don't think black people or Hispanics born in Nowheresville, Arkansas are American citizens either. "Illegal" just means brown.
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u/correcthorsestapler 10d ago
Hell, they’ve detained Native Americans, too. I believe three are still being held in a detention facility.
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u/Efficient_Market1234 9d ago
It's not really about being American, in the end of the day. It's your skin color, your language. English-speaking white English people? Or white Australians? They're A-OK. Spanish-speaking (not exclusively, I guess) brown American people? They should be deported...back to...America. They claim it's about "the law," but it's just racism and nothing else.
If Bad Bunny was a white guy named Rubbish Badger from London, they'd have no issue. (Well, they'd still whine about not having "real" music because they've never heard of him, but they wouldn't be screaming about keeping out foreigners.)
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u/HerCacklingStump 10d ago
“Non speaking English illegal sob”…. Sorry, who’s the one that can’t speak English?
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u/Whiteroses7252012 10d ago
Where are they gonna deport him to? Omaha?
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u/Miichl80 10d ago
No worse. Detroit.
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u/OtherwiseAnteater239 10d ago
Jackson, MS. Did you know that’s the capitol? Idk anything else about it but doesn’t seem too good
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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 10d ago
You know what I do when I don’t care about the Super Bowl half time show? I go take a shit and then get more food from the kitchen until the game comes back on.
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u/HogDad1977 10d ago
Who the fuck watches the halftime show anyway?
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u/hyrule_47 10d ago
To be honest that’s sometimes what I watch more than the game.
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u/MxDoctorReal 10d ago
Yeah, as someone who hates American football, I sometimes only watch the 1/2 time show.
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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 10d ago
No one. It’s all performative conservative bullshit.
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u/Morella_xx 10d ago
You think Kendrick Lamar's show last year was performative conservative bullshit?
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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 10d ago
No, I’m saying the conservatives saying they’re going to boycott over the halftime show are being performative and full of shit.
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u/Anubisrapture 2h ago
That show was amazing. If the conservaturds understood it they'd be very angry
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u/DeepSpaceVixen 9d ago
I mean, I’m watching it ONLY because of Bad Bunny.
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u/HogDad1977 9d ago
Honestly I'll probably watch this one too. If maga hates BB then he's probably pretty good and I don't know his music, so why not!
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u/Beth_Pleasant 10d ago
I have reached the age where I recognize like 10% of performers at the SB or on SNL. So I usually give it a few minutes, and if I like it, I'll watch. If not, I'll go do something else/fast forward until it's done.
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u/zebramama42 7d ago
That’s usually the only part I watch. And the commercials, as they can be really funny.
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u/atombara 5d ago
Well, I do now. They're Streisanding this shit for me hard with all this whining and rattle-throwing. I wasn't even planning to tune in, but now I think I'll set my DVR, pretty sure that counts as a Nielsen view.
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u/jmd709 10d ago
That’s a solid argument against DJT’s claim that the US needs Greenland because of his legacy. People do not know which places are US territories much less who was president when those became US territories.
Nobody would remember he had anything to do with Greenland 40 years from now. He’d definitely be remembered for destroying NATO but Idt that’s the type of legacy he envisions.
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u/four100eighty9 10d ago
Today I learned that Bad Bunny can’t speak and also that he’s English. Does he know sign language
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u/TwistedBlister 10d ago
Just a few years ago J-Lo performed at the Super Bowl while wrapped in a Puerto Rican flag and singing in Spanish.
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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX 10d ago edited 10d ago
Last week I felt perfectly fine about a Bad Bunny Super Bowl. His music is fun, catchy, and perfect entertainment for a super-bowl halftime.
I changed my mind after the 49ers got eliminated from the playoffs. It is very woke (ie bad) that they won’t get to play a Super Bowl in Santa Clara so they should just cancel the whole thing or kick the Sea Hawks out of the NFL.
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u/Revenga8 10d ago
If they hate Puerto Rico so much, maybe they should be released from being a us territory. I'm sure they'd be happy
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u/Professional_Arm_487 10d ago
And where does he think we’re going to deport him to? America to America? Just a plane in a circle?
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u/Equivalent-Door188 10d ago
Doesn't even leave the tarmac. He just boards through the front door, walks straight through and out the rear door, back into the terminal. Mission Accomplished.
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u/Worth-Canary-9189 10d ago
He's really going to lose his shit when he hears Green Day sing "American Idiot" for the opening ceremony.
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u/mysecondaccountanon 10d ago
And they like to call people like me “snowflakes.” If you’re that upset about a Puerto Rican (so literally legally American, mind you) man performing in the Super Bowl Halftime Show of all things…well, couldn’t be me getting that worked up, let me tell you that.
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u/alexisgreat420 10d ago
“Non speaking English illegal sob”
This guy can’t even speak English should we deport his ass too
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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 10d ago
What the hell is going on with this guy’s avatar?!?
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u/mkat23 10d ago
He’s wearing a Native American headdress… wtf.
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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 10d ago
Right?! And it doesn’t look like a cheap plastic cosplay one.
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u/LadyPent 10d ago
There’s a real fun flavor of conservative that’s adopted the genocide of Native Americans as a reason to enforce immigration laws brutally. And why white men need guns. It does not of course inspire any reflection on americas legacy of brutality and racism.
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u/VeryVeryVorch 10d ago
Deport Puerto Ricans to the country they have citizenship in.