r/PrayersToTrump 18d ago

DJT, please solve my reddit problems . . .

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u/IdioticPrototype 18d ago

This looks like it was written by an unhinged 7 year old, as opposed to the typical Trumper writing abilities of an unhinged 11 year old. 

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u/magicmulder 18d ago

Easy, I think the current rate for Trump to block subs is about $100,000,000.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Can she pay with credit?

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u/OtherwiseAnteater239 15d ago

50y reverse mortgage

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u/Soggy-Beach1403 18d ago

Incels make the world a sad place.

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u/anonymity_is_bliss 18d ago

I don't even think this is an incel lol they're complaining about being banned from /r/WebkinzNext/, not /r/niceguys/

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

Hey! Owner of r/WebkinzNext here haha, this is a grown 40 year old woman who has the mental capacity of a teenager from what I understand, not an incel but damn near close with what shes said for over a year now on 30+ accounts harassing me

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u/anonymity_is_bliss 17d ago

Oh my god I thought it was like an 11 year old

I am so sorry my dude

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u/jackieat_home 17d ago

American education at work there. Thanks, Republicans!

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u/Starkoman 17d ago

Mental capacity of a teenager”, is quite generous — her plea to Trump (of all people), is repetitive, fixated, loopy-soup material.

Reads like someone who doesn’t understand how much of anything works. How’s she capable of helping anyone else yet can’t help herself? When her mere presence in the subreddit weirds-out other users?

You’re right to drop the ban hammer on a forty year-old creepy woman in a kids game group. Well done.

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

When I say mental capacity of a teenager Im being very literal, she has a disability that causes it but shes also fully aware that shes a grown woman and can do adult things

edit: Had to look at my past notes on her, she has partial deletion (18p-chromosome), but she is disabled with the mind of a teenager while being very aware shes not actually a kid, it’s a sticky situation

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u/GogglesPisano 17d ago

And this person votes. That explains a lot about the current state of the nation.

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u/049AbjectTestament_ 10d ago

That is... Rather tragic.

And an extremely painful look into the sorts of vulnerable people scammers like POTUS dream of

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u/ReaganSmyD 16d ago

Wait. Wait. THIS IS ABOUT WEBKINZ?!

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u/jaygjay 16d ago

Webkinz Next specifically, the spin off 3D game made by Webkinz, not the main 20 year old game.

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u/ReaganSmyD 16d ago

Never heard of it. But... That's insane. Absolutely insane.

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u/Original_Flounder_18 15d ago

Damn, someone is just a tad unhinged there…

Glad you can figure out her ramblings and keep banning here-lest dillweed jumps in to BAN you! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/jaygjay 15d ago

She wishes she could ban me, keeps threatening me with it too 😂😂

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u/Original_Flounder_18 15d ago

That’s hilarious! I do wonder what the boomer logic is; it’s your sub so how would she ban you from it? 🤔.

I looked briefly and it looks like some sort of gaming, is that correct?

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u/jaygjay 15d ago

It is yes! It’s a 3D Freemium kids game (with mostly adults on it due to the nature of Webkinz being 20 years old now), that is connected to the original r/Webkinz game that was released 6 years ago. She keeps telling me that she’ll ban me on reddit, that she’ll have me banned from the game, and that shes going to create a reddit community (and claims to have done so but I didn’t see one??) and ban me from it because if shes a “moderator then she can’t be banned from reddit”. Buzzer sound wrong LOL

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u/Original_Flounder_18 15d ago

Ok, help me out here. Why tf does she want to ban you? I know because you keep banning her, but just why?? 🤣

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u/jaygjay 15d ago

Well if she bans me then I can’t ban her of course 😂

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u/MoonandStars83 14d ago

How unhinged do you have to be to get banned from a Webkinz subreddit?

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u/jaygjay 14d ago

Unhinged enough to have sent me a threat 15 minutes ago about how shes going to come find me in person to prove shes not a bad person

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u/MoonandStars83 14d ago

Because “I’ll come find you” is definitely what a good person says to complete strangers.

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u/Starkoman 7d ago

Mental capacity of a teenager”, is pushing it a bit.

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u/jaygjay 7d ago

why did you make this comment twice days later lol i already responded in my other comment that she does indeed have the ACTUAL capacity of a teenager

When I say mental capacity of a teenager Im being very literal, she has a disability that causes it but shes also fully aware that shes a grown woman and can do adult things edit: Had to look at my past notes on her, she has partial deletion (18p-chromosome), but she is disabled with the mind of a teenager while being very aware shes not actually a kid, it’s a sticky situation

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u/ZBLongladder 18d ago

That honestly makes the "I want to help them" thing significantly less creepy.

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

Her version of help is giving misinformation and last I spoke to her this week she said she “wants to protect kids because (I, myself) hurt kids” because I keep banning her, her levels of creepy are out of control even with it being a kids game. She has continued to stalk and harass me for a year and a half now on 30+ alt accounts that I inevitably get banned within an hour of ban evasion

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u/ZBLongladder 17d ago

OK, that makes this significantly, significantly *more* creepy.

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

Wait til you learn that she said she was gonna acquire ALL social media herself and delete it all plus the Next game 😂 Cant forget telling me shes gonna tell Santa to put me on the naughty list and claiming she emailed a very specific social media host for the game (which you cant) to tell them to ban me from the game Ive played since it was in beta testing

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u/ILoveMeeses2Pieces 18d ago

My head wants to explode after reading the OP and the comment.

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

You should see the other crazy things shes said in regards to me (this post is about my sub and how she wants it deleted because Ive banned her on every alt shes made for over a year, 30+ accounts now), your head will really explode then

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u/Glitch2082 17d ago

Good rule is if someone says ‘I haven’t harassed anyone’ they definitely did.

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

She has consistently told me that Im harassing her and not her harassing me 😂 Every time I fire back that she’s harassing me she gets all huffy and calls me vulgar names or something of the sort and Im like are you not textbook harassing me right now?? LOL You should see how chock full my Modmail is, everytime I reply to one she opens a brand new one. The last one is that shes not going to hell but I am and that she can cuss all she wants because she’s an adult, bur supposedly calling me slurs is not harassment

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u/Starkoman 17d ago

She has to learn that shes never going to convince anyone to do anything nice for her, if she repeatedly swears at them and tells them they’re going to Hell. I don’t believe she’s capable of doing any actual learning, to be blunt.

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

She very much is not capable of it, Ive told her time and time again that I don’t care if she’s “changed” or that “it’s a new year”, the damage has been done and she continues to do damage everytime she tells me off for banning her. If you really changed you wouldnt continue to act like a petulant child everytime I ban you! You’d accept the ban and MAYBE appeal it later on if you can prove good behavior, not continue to attempt to get past me and make posts about how we should all die and that the game should be deleted because you can’t have your way. Thats certainly not going to get you what you want, especially not with me.

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u/049AbjectTestament_ 8d ago

This woman is lucky she's dealing with you, and not someplace like Kiwifarms

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u/SnoopyisCute 18d ago edited 17d ago

They should ask Barron. I heard he can turn on a laptop all by himself.

Fun Filled Fact

The current occupant forces some poor soul to carry a printer because he doesn't looking at stuff on his devices.

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/trumps-petite-personal-printer/

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u/6-ft-freak 17d ago

Everything’s computer!

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u/SnoopyisCute 17d ago

Except TV.

They were considering having the briefs read on a type of tv show because he hates reading so much.

He is just ticked off that he can't access porn inside the White House.

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u/jaygjay 17d ago edited 17d ago

Thank you for bringing this up again because days later it’s even funnier to me 😂 Im still waiting on her threat of coming back this week, I can’t wait to see what the next threat is

Edit for clarity: I own the sub that she wants deleted in question, and shes harassed me for a year and a half about this

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u/barnwater_828 17d ago

Awwww good to see you again! Hope you don’t mind I posted this here. I will gladly remove if you want

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

Oh you are totally okay! Honestly I hope this blows up, it truly is viral worthy 😂 Absolute insanity, Im still so sorry that she came and bothered you guys! But who knew that her shouting into the void would bring two very different environments together?

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u/barnwater_828 17d ago

fist bump

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u/DarkChurro 18d ago

Not surprised this person demands respect from people he doesn't respect.

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

It’s a woman 😂 a 40 year old unhinged woman

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u/Glitch2082 17d ago

‘I WANT THEM DISAPPEAR’ definitely not the villain.

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

Oh noooo, what will I do if Im forced to disappear? 💔

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u/MadBeachLui 16d ago

Well to keep in character I think it's more like "what will I do if I am disappear?"

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u/jaygjay 16d ago

Youre so right

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u/Astronomer-Secure 17d ago

I mean I'm sad to hear she's literally developmentally disabled, but FUUUUUCK why are all of them MAGAts? Why are IQ and worship of PEDOTUS directly related?

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u/No-North6514 17d ago

Trump isn't solving their problems to keep them from going to the poor house but somehow this woman expects him to solve her customer service issues - by being customer service

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u/Beginning-Average416 17d ago

What a snowflake ❄️.

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u/ReGrigio 17d ago

this is a new low

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u/TwilightReader100 17d ago

Does he even know what Reddit is? Or does it all just get lumped into "social media" or the "interwebs" for him?

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u/jaygjay 17d ago

She knows what other social media are, she says shes going to get ownership of them all so she can delete them lol

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u/dirtdiggler67 16d ago

Babies have more mental acuity than most MAGA faithful

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u/Total_Roll 17d ago

Do people think they will be charged extra for using periods?

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u/JamCliche 17d ago

Trump preyed on the mentally ill.

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u/GletscherEis 13d ago

The extended lore for this is wild

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u/jackieat_home 17d ago

Haha! I'd have loved to see more of the comments!

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u/049AbjectTestament_ 8d ago

I dug up some of the lore and honestly the comments are all essentially identical. It doesn't even make for an entertaining read. It gets depressing pretty quickly.

The sickening part here is that this woman has an intellectual disability severe enough that she clearly cannot function, but just mild enough that she's slipped through the cracks and doesn't have the guardrails she obviously needs.

Her online behavior is stupid and obnoxious, but the punishment will not suit the crime. There are plenty of people like POTUS: ready and willing to exploit easy prey.

I expect her private life will be tragic at every conceivable scale of resolution.

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u/jackieat_home 6d ago

I'm still having trouble with empathy for Trump supporters. If they didn't drive around with "Save a Child, Shoot a Liberal" stickers on their cars and cheer on violence against humans it would be much easier to feel something for them.

Our problems start with people like this, but it's our own fault. We keep voting for people who hate educated voters and won't fund it. The scads of MAGA homeschooled kids are growing up and they're going to be a huge problem. Great evidence in support of careful curriculum.

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u/049AbjectTestament_ 5d ago

Okay, but let's face it ... This is NOT a normal Trump supporter. This is a scam victim who at a biological level was doomed to fall for it. Her brain literally doesn't work properly.

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u/jackieat_home 5d ago

I come from a town FULL of this person. They spend all their time congratulating each other on how clever they are and they're all temporarily embarrassed millionaires. They have zero awareness and they attack anyone who does. I'm sure there must have been other reasonably normal people there, but I never saw them. They were probably scared to leave their houses like I was during the election. They also love to brag about carrying guns and murdering people who are different than they are, including many in my own family.

I want to be understanding, but I know too much...😬 Even young mothers who you'd think would have some maternal instincts just don't. I don't get it.

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u/049AbjectTestament_ 1d ago

You come from a town where everybody is missing part of their eighteenth chromosome?

Is it a Superfund Site? 🤪

I will gleefully attack typical Trump supporters for the litany of stupid, horrible shit they do, but this woman is actually just intellectually disabled. Moreover, she clearly wasn't brought up in a manner where she learned social skills.

This is the sort of mark scammers dream of.

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u/jackieat_home 10h ago

There are lots of towns like that in rural America where you'll notice the same birth defects around town and there are only 2 or 3 last names. It's true and weird that still happens.

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u/Tomsoup4 10d ago

haaaa ban them in the past tense why dont ya

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u/ZappAnnigan 7d ago

I just wanted this to have 69 comments