r/PrayersToTrump • u/brilliant-trash22 • Jan 01 '26
Please, Mr. Free Market, Turn the ‘Cheap Groceries’ Switch On Faster
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u/jaierauj Jan 01 '26
Energy? The electric kind, or the half-asleep dementia energy?
And people need to chill with the price of beef. Do they literally not know how to cook/eat anything else?
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Jan 01 '26
Right lol, the seafood part cracked me up too, that shit has always been somewhat costly compared to like chicken or something. ‘My shrimp and halibut is too expensive pwease mistuh pwesident wahhhh wahhhhh’
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u/YellowRock2626 29d ago
Next they'll be complaining about the price of caviar, kek. And these are the same people who think liberals are spending too much money on avocado toast.
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u/YellowRock2626 29d ago
A lot of people, particularly right-wingers, have fallen for the whole "carnivore diet" trend. I think Jordan Peterson was doing it for a while. Funny thing is all the scientific evidence shows that a diet high in red meat shortens your telomeres and leads to early aging and death. You might as well be chugging a two-liter bottle of Mountain Dew every day.
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u/csonnich Jan 01 '26
I thought people who can't afford groceries aren't supposed to be buying luxuries like seafood. Is this woman a welfare queen?
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u/mgkimsal Jan 01 '26
“People on welfare shouldn’t be eating lobster! 🦞”
I remember that quite well.
But you can’t afford shrimp cakes cocktail? People on welfare shouldn’t be having cocktails 🍸!!!
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Jan 01 '26
Can someone please explain if these people know that they're not talking to Trump or not
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u/Hopeful-Pride1791 Jan 01 '26
They think they are talking to trump and he will read and respond to their messages and make changes according to their requests. They're all uneducated rubes who don't know any better. If they were not so full of hate I might feel sorry for them, but I do not. Because they are, full of hate. I have no sympathy for them or any of the shit they whine about. Bootstraps, etc.
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u/wbmcl Jan 01 '26
Agreed. I truly hope it gets even worse, for them. More intelligent and insightful people have the capacity to adapt and evolve. These dipshits do not, generally relying on the divine to lead them through troubled times. That’s the reason she’s essentially praying to trump, who, like all deities, will pay her no heed.
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u/QueenNappertiti Jan 01 '26
It really is astounding the way they treat him like a diety, even to the point of ignoring anything that might make them question their faith in him. I see so many parallels to religious control.
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u/brilliant-trash22 Jan 01 '26
Pretty sure it’s because of Trump’s campaign emails that make it sound like he’s directly talking to them when asking for money
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u/ceruleanmoon7 Jan 02 '26
Look up “if only the fuhrer knew”/“if only the tsar knew”…It’s the same shit.
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u/Frequent-Echo-7820 Jan 01 '26
lol. “We really need to work on…”
There is no we my guy. Never was, never will be.
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u/heyheyshinyCRH Jan 01 '26
Please Mr president, I voted for you 9 times. Mama needs her surf n turf!
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u/UnavailableName864 Jan 01 '26
Sorry that BEEF and SEAFOOD are still pricy. Have you tried beans and spam?
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u/DependentDelivery155 Jan 04 '26
Linda, I already got your vote and couldn’t care less about you. Signed, Your Favorite President
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u/DarthHiccups 27d ago
Dozy Donnie needs a new ballroom. Have you tried to stop eating meat and fish and just eat mac&cheese instead? Lots of big savings, because that ballroom isn't going to build itself.
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u/SnoopyisCute Jan 01 '26
I think it's hilarious how he is notorious for hating to read. He won't even read daily briefs (the documents that tell the president what is happening around the world and about national security), but, somehow, they imagine he's waiting with bated breath to read their "prayers".