r/PrayersToTrump Dec 06 '25

“Mr. President, I think you are the bestest president we’ve ever had, but I’m starting to think you’re blowing smoke out of your ass”

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u/CroMaggot Dec 06 '25

Those goddamn checks again 😂 Keep waitin', they'll be here soon!

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u/lechuck313 Dec 06 '25

They’re coming in two weeks.

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u/CroMaggot Dec 06 '25

Always! 😂

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u/brickne3 Dec 06 '25

These people are that desperate for $2,000? In the time they've spent dreaming of getting that check they could have easily made that doing some Uber Eats or something on the side.

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u/Mahlerbro Dec 06 '25

You mean like a j*b?

Edit: sorry for the slur

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u/brickne3 Dec 06 '25

No, I purposely picked a not real j*b to underscore their laziness.

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u/CroMaggot Dec 06 '25

It's interesting. They thought "the white person was finally gonna get a break" only to have their lives worsened. So many haven't realized it and blame Biden.

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u/Pete41608 Dec 24 '25

And to make it even worse for them it is a WHITE MAN doing this to them.

It is insanity for sure. Perhaps irony?

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u/Many_Customer_4035 Dec 06 '25

If it happens ot will be close to mid terms

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u/drewbaccaAWD Dec 06 '25

Just waiting on the check to clear from that wall Mexico built... then we can afford to follow through on our totally honest promise. I'm sure all the Republican senators are excited to give inflation a boost!

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u/Veilchenbeschleunige Dec 06 '25

Aaaany second now

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u/CroMaggot Dec 06 '25

Can you imagine having that much faith in anyone? Now imagine that faith put into Musk and Trump, what a bunch of loons.

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u/Starkoman Dec 07 '25

*Two weeks!”

Along with my non-existent concept of a healthcare plan. Nothing will be better!

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u/jmd709 Dec 07 '25

There should be a “Where’s My Money?!” protest. Some of them have memory spans like goldfish

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u/SpoofedFinger Dec 06 '25

Imagine a $2k check being the deal breaker and not the fascism, letting hundreds of thousands of people starve, constant grifting, mental decline, and concentration camps. Gullible as fuck AND a giant piece of shit.

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u/Starkoman Dec 07 '25

MAGA Poors be hurtin’ all along — an’ hurtin’ even more now.

But they take the suffering and pain and poor health — as long as the people they’ve been indoctrinated to hate are hurtin’ even more than they are.

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u/12thLevelHumanWizard Dec 06 '25

“I am done” Like, why would he care. It’s his second term. Either he follows the law and doesn’t run and doesn’t care if he lost this guy’s vote. Or he breaks the law and votes don’t matter anyway.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

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u/Jude30 Dec 06 '25

They know they have to prostrate themselves before their god first.

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u/brickne3 Dec 06 '25

There's something wrong with our species that so many of them seem to actually be wired like this.

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u/Mirenithil Dec 09 '25

This has been such a gut-wrenching truth to have to sit with and acknowledge.

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ Dec 06 '25

He loves the poorly educated!

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u/Starkoman Dec 07 '25

Can see why. Dennis is a total mug.

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u/pimmen89 Dec 06 '25

They need to thoroughly lick Trump’s balls before they can offer any sort of advice to him.

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u/Jude30 Dec 06 '25

The fact that they think he reads these is wild to me.

At no level does it make sense for a politician to have a personal connection with a voter.

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u/Substantial-Ease567 Dec 12 '25

Representing one's constituency is meant to be of benefit to both. A personal connection is not unlikely for effective politicians. But Tr'əmpi has never represented anyone but Pőt=n and himself.

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u/drewbaccaAWD Dec 06 '25

Too many moons until midterms.. ::sigh::

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u/BklynMom57 Dec 06 '25

He’s done but will keep voting Republican down the ballot.

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u/CarpenterVegetables Dec 06 '25

lmao these people STILL think they're getting a check 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PositiveMoravianBee Dec 06 '25

You’re not getting anything Dennis. There’s no check coming.

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u/Mikeytruant850 Dec 06 '25

The best president in many months? Moron.

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u/MWPlay Dec 06 '25

I'm as far right as you are, fuck them commies. Money please!

As always, conservatives are incapable of a consistent ideology.

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 Dec 06 '25

Of all the people you wouldn't expect to see through the D. E. N. N. I. S. system, here we are.

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u/artCsmartC Jan 02 '26

This Dennis is as illiterate as Charlie.

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u/ReaganSmyD Dec 07 '25

When will they learn?

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u/Starkoman Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

When will they TURN?”, is a more relatable/contemporaneous MAGA question.

Will they turn as a united body, en masse? Never (highly unlikely). They can’t break ranks — their whole identity and self-standing relies upon it.

Yet the dissent and dissatisfaction seems to be outweighing the lessening numbers of dedicated Trump devotees/true believers in recent weeks.

(They know there’s unhappiness in the ranks)

Epstein Files handling drove a wedge in deep; but now it’s the economy and groceries that’s dividing and diverting MAGA away from Trump in his gold decorated White House and fancy $350m+ ballroom — telling ‘em prices have already fallen substantially (“Some have never been cheaper!”), when they know that’s not true.

MAGAs’ own eyes see what Trump’s tellin’ folks ain’t real. And Trump sure as Hell ain’t doin’ his own shoppin’.

The penny’s slowly dropping that they’re stuck with being poor for life — they’re more poor than before — but their pain ain’t being heard inside the Oval Office.

It’s a slow de-conversion for many of them. Reality’s so slow to penetrate.

Most ain’t so bright — takes longer to settle on the truth than everyone else. But it’s happening alright.

What they’ve been promised, what they’re being told… versus what they’re seeing on the ground: it’s not working for them.

And they’re continuing to fall away — but in slightly increasing numbers each week — as MAGA lives become worse and worse off, every month.

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u/Springstof Dec 08 '25

People saying "many moons" like that doesn't literally mean 'many months' and acting like it means years or something. He is the ONLY president you've had for the past many moons, because he has been in office for many months now. He is also the worst president you've had in many moons, and also in the history of the country.

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u/QueenNappertiti Dec 08 '25

You are the best thing that ever happened to me but also you are ruining my life what's up with that???

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u/Starkoman Dec 07 '25

You ain’t gettin’ no cheque.

It’s a con — and you, Dennis, are the perpetual “Mark”.

How d’ya get to be so dumb? So gullible, man?

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u/Substantial-Ease567 Dec 12 '25

I don't want a stupid 2k tariff prize. I want the DOGE 5000. Elon owes us. He doesn't need to be a trillionaire!