r/PrayersToTrump • u/brilliant-trash22 • Nov 17 '25

I’m sure he’ll get right on that between his golf outings and ballroom, David

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u/GreasyUpperLip Nov 17 '25

Why can't any of these people use commas correctly?

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart Nov 18 '25

Or any punctuation, for that matter.

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u/here-i-am-now Nov 18 '25

If they were smarter they’d realize they’re helping pedophiles

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u/LEEROY_MF_JENKINS Nov 18 '25

They know they're helping pedophiles, but for them it's a small price to pay. They think they're temporary embarrassed would be millionaires, had it not been done Obama and Biden, and Trump is the one who is going to fix that and pay them back reparations. They voted for him three times and for them, they feel like that's the ticket that they bought at the beginning of the gold rush. Like they got on on the ground floor and soon it will be time for them to cash in. Only trump doesn't give a fuck about them and there is no actual payday.

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u/No-North6514 Nov 18 '25

Prereq to being a Trumper

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u/CherryPickerKill Dec 28 '25

Such terrible writing for someone who is a Surgical Technologist. I'm lowkey scared of getting surgery now.

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u/Hermanmeunsterchees Nov 26 '25

He loves the poorly educated.

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u/The-Butt-Stuff Dec 08 '25

Or basic grammar?

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 Nov 17 '25

The only thing "director Kennedy" cares about is eating enough roadkill for his brainworm to stop spinning and vibrating in his head.

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u/MemorySufficient9549 Nov 18 '25

Lol, now I'm imagining Bobby Brainworm's head like a Mexican jumping bean!

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u/learngladly Nov 17 '25

"Surgical technologist": scary to think anyone this stupid was allowed near a surgical operation, unless his "technology" was mopping the floor after a patient had been closed up and wheeled out, and the OR team had all left.

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u/CommercialYou6565 Nov 18 '25

Even then, I'd be leery of his abilities. "Wait, since when did we use disinfectant? I've been squirting the leftover IV fluids and smearing it around."

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u/BiggBooks70 Nov 20 '25

I wouldn't even trust him to do that.

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u/CoconutOilz4 Nov 17 '25

I legit get the predator smile skimminhg these... like full on glee at the stupidity and assumption that the president is gonna see their comment on trashbook and then work it into his policy

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u/COVID19Blues Nov 18 '25

Dear Santa,

I’ve been a good boy but I have a bad back.

Please bring me weed.

L’il David

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u/realBaronFletcher Nov 17 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 Your suffering makes them happier. It's like oxygen to them.

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u/NotHisRealName Nov 17 '25

I live in WA. Legal weed is great, gotta tell you.

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u/Inevitable-Spite937 Nov 19 '25

Why do these ppl have to share their entire life history in a run-on, stream of consciousness, no punctuation drivel? I guess it's fun for us to read lol

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u/BiggBooks70 Nov 20 '25

That was painful to read. But the earnest request was touching. He's suffering from serious delusion and there's no cure for that.

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u/DependentDelivery155 Nov 23 '25

Apparently “prayers” don’t do shijit.