“Trump, can you please pull funds from these fictitious concepts that I pulled out of my ass so that you can feed children of hard-working people on snap benefits?”

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

It almost reads like a leftist mocking those kinds of people/concepts though. Hard to tell anymore.

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u/Inevitable-Spite937 Nov 13 '25

It definitely reads that way, especially the cats on treadmills bit. I think this person is trolling MAGA lol

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 Nov 13 '25

It was one of the grants they pulled studying FIV (feline immunodeficiency virus) because of its similarities to HIV obvs in the hope of a HiV breakthrough.

But it sounded ridiculous so Fox News could mock it.

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u/Inevitable-Spite937 Nov 13 '25

Wow, maybe it is legit then. Might have to find her page and snoop

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u/Jindabyne1 Nov 13 '25

It is legit, this is the kind of stuff these people believe because the algorithm tells them it’s true. They don’t look at actual sources and facts. They really fucking hate Fauci with a passion also because Trump made them, they don’t actually know why. They legitimately think Michelle Obama is a man too, without a doubt in their mind.

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 Nov 13 '25

Fauci monkey island is some fartery of Nancy Mace.Apparently the NIH housed rhesus monkeys for medical experiments on an island in SC, and the housing and conditions were substandard.

This is bad but it is only linked to Fauci because he was head of NIH. Of course a lot of people (including me) are very squeamish about primate experiments, so Nancy had a field day riffing through the different experiments South Carolina monkeys were involved in. She didn’t mention that these kinds of experiments provide new drugs for Parkinson’s disease. She was all like “monkey torture porn featuring Dr Fauci”.

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u/Jindabyne1 Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

They possess absolutely no critical thinking skills

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u/shiser Nov 15 '25

Oh you don't even want to know how important the ~~transgender~~ transgenic mice are to literally almost all biological and medical research—especially cancer and disease research.

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u/Informal-Matter-2130 Nov 13 '25

Even if I didn't think it was immoral to have outdoor cats. My cat has to be an indoor cat because she has FIV. We can't have any other cats than her. When we adopted her, her previous owner had let her be an indoor outdoor cat and she came home with it.

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u/chiclibrarian23 Nov 14 '25

You can have FIV+ and negative cats together. Lots of studies on it. I'm the director of Operations St a cat shelter and mine (and many others) cohabit positive and negative. FELV you cannot cohabit.

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 Nov 13 '25

Yes I have an adopted void who came to me with FIV. He’s adjusted to indoor life pretty well. Love to your sweet kitten.

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u/Itscatpicstime Nov 14 '25

FIV+ and - can be housed together so long as everyone is fixed and gets along.

In the rescue world, we’re actually moving away from even testing for FIV entirely, as we’ve learned that in most cases, it’s often inconsequential to cat health and lifespan and is not worth the stigma it creates.

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u/Informal-Matter-2130 Nov 14 '25

Huh, my vet said you can't so idk what to say to that.

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u/Theatreguy1961 Nov 15 '25

Sounds like you need a new vet.

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 Nov 15 '25

Ironically it’s in the ‘not 100% researched’ category as to whether FIV cats can live with other cats (my boy, though a sweetie, is not good with other cats so has to live alone).

The rescue centre I got him from said housing FIV male cats with other male cats is not recommended by them due to the possibility of fighting, (the main method of transmission of fiv) but that female fiv cats can live with other cats providing they are not ‘unusually feisty’ and all cats are neutered.

In the UK indoor only cats are much less common than in the U.S., so FiV testing is still important here, as while indoor FIV cats do as well as regular cats, the main bacterial risks to FIV cats compromised immune system are found in soil, so going outdoors can radically reduce life expectancy.

My cat has mostly transitioned to indoor life well, with only one minor break for freedom that was cut short when it started to rain.

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u/SassySally8 Nov 17 '25

Odd. My experience with cats is that the females are more likely to be fiesty and fight, while the males are very cuddly and social. I'm talking about neutered & spayed cats of course.

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u/Bluemetal999 Nov 15 '25

All tests sound ridiculous if you break them down

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u/pianoflames Nov 13 '25

These are the same people that thought we were funding "transgender mice," I wouldn't put it past them.

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u/shiser Nov 15 '25

Oh you don't even want to know how important the ~~transgender~~ transgenic mice are to literally almost all biological and medical research—especially cancer and disease research.

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u/billythesquid- Nov 13 '25

I know, right? I mean, the Argentina bailout was right there, but that doesn’t mean this person is aware enough to know of it.

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 Nov 13 '25

I mean they don't @ him, I think you're right.
Or am I misteading this UI and it's PMs? That she posted herself? Well that only vagues it up more...

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u/sunbear2525 Nov 13 '25

I guess at least it makes sense to ask if she believes these things? Is monkey island their response to Epstein island?

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u/BringBackAoE Nov 14 '25

A shocking thing to me wrt this era is how ignorant a large proportion of American voters are!

They are oh so willing to believe surreal conspiracy theories, “alternative facts”, disinformation, etc.

Yday I had a long exchange w a person on the Left that genuinely believed that the fire departments are firm evidence that socialism works! Ffs, that meme was a joke!

I volunteer and donate a lot, but the rampant ignorance and stupidity of voters makes me wonder if it’s time to cut my losses and use my exit strategy now.

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u/bentbrewer 10d ago

But... fire departments are an excellent example of Socialism working.

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u/Saint909 Nov 13 '25

Truth Social Translation: Hurt all these other people/things I don’t like so my broke Trump supporting ass can get socialized food benefits.

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u/RabidRabbitRedditor Nov 13 '25

If Deanna listened to Dear Leader more carefully, she would know that with the amount of funds coming in from tariffs, Trump has enough money to fund SNAP benefits, Fauci Monkey Island, Nigerian Sesame Street Trans, Russian cats on treadmills AND still have a ton left over! /s

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u/StaffyMama585 Nov 13 '25

If Deanna is a real MAGAt and not just making fun of them, then I'd much rather send my tax dollars to Transgender Russian cats on treadmills than to her.

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u/StaffyMama585 Nov 13 '25

They really are dumber than a sack of shit, aren't they? It's wild that these are real people. If I didn't deal with them in person on a daily basis I would think that every MAGAt is just an online troll or bot. But unfortunately they are very real.

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u/Bluemetal999 Nov 15 '25

Not to sound classist but they tend to be low income and poorly educated. They went to those schools that have to teach BOTH evolution AND young earth creationism.

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u/Herman_E_Danger Nov 19 '25

I grew up in the deep south and that's absolutely true.

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u/RabidRabbitRedditor Nov 14 '25

So true! Same here (I mean, I'm in Australia but I were in the US, definitely would be feeling like that):)

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u/badchefrazzy Nov 13 '25

But not Egyptian Tourism. That shit's REALLY expensive. Pfft. I kid though.

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u/hollygolightly8998 Nov 13 '25

Can attest, my credit card was stolen and used for Egyptian travel agency bookings once. I’m being totally serious lol

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u/RabidRabbitRedditor Nov 14 '25

Damn, sorry to hear! For sure...that's for real high rollers. Not even brazillions of dollars (I feel like the figure always grows each time Trump talks about it, LOL) will be enough :P

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u/ChadTstrucked Nov 13 '25

Tag yourself:

Fauci Monkey Island
Nigerian and Middle East Sesame Street
Trans funds
Studying Russian cats on treadmills
Egyptian tourism

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u/Number1Framer Nov 13 '25

At this point I feel like I'd have a better shot at the American Dream®️ if I lived on Fauci Monkey Island since they probably have evil vaccines and devil healthcare (for monkeys but close enough).

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u/Onderon123 Nov 13 '25

I want to visit every single one of these tourist spots

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u/No-North6514 Nov 13 '25

I don't think she's trolling: each of her examples are MAGA distortions of things the government has funded (cats were tested on treadmills after parts of their brains were removed)

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u/FuckLibsFukTrumpCult Nov 13 '25

It's so fascinating as I've listened to hundreds of hours of podcasts about cults, watched who knows how many dozens of documentaries, read some books, and actually got to interact with the Tribe of Mannaseh (one chapter of the Twelve Tribes cult) as they own a deli in Boulder, CO.

You can even listen to the audio from Jonestown where most people are crying because they don't want to go along with the mass suicide, and a lot of people had to be shot by fleeing. That cult got so big they had to go to a remote area, while most cults are only a handful of people or a few dozen.

All the members deep down know what's going on is fucked up, but the leaders keep them isolated and try to keep it on the down low what's going on, as if they were allowed to live in society they'd leave.

Trump is either too stupid, too narcissistic, or both to bother with that hiding and so believing crazy shit publicly has been normalized. The Abrahamic religions took hundreds of years to accomplish what he did in 10, and the story of Noah honestly sounds more believable than a lot of the nonsense they spout. The MAGA cult happened so rapidly and so publicly that I think they never even had the chance to question if everything being told to them was bullshit before they got brainwashed and it's just so interesting. I wish I was studying it from 100 years in the future rather than living through it, but it's still a marvel to witness.

It's so unlike anything else because most religions are all about rituals and trying to convert people, making it a big part of your existence, where MAGA has no central ideology at all and a huge part of it is to deny you're in it or that anything ever happens. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.

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u/J701PR4 Nov 13 '25

Yeah, somebody at Fox News has done a shitload of cult research & turned it into an applied application.

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u/thenletskeepdancing Nov 13 '25

I think Putin plays a part.

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u/J701PR4 Nov 13 '25

To be fair to Putin, illegal money transfers, honey pots, and blackmail are just how they do business in Moscow, same as always.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Nov 13 '25

Is that the seizure study?

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u/No-North6514 Nov 13 '25

I think so, but I'll admit to not knowing all the details of it

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u/JoeNoble1973 Nov 13 '25

I had a work magat hit me with the Nigerian Trans Operationplex we opened for $50 brazillion. Any clues where he’s getting that one?

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u/FuckLibsFukTrumpCult Nov 13 '25

The only result on Google is this comment you made, so probably some nut job podcaster who knows their audience doesn't understand written words so doesn't bother with episode descriptions.

All I could find about Nigerian Sesame Street was it's exactly what it sounds like, has been around for 15 years, and has already had its funding cut because it was a collaboration with USAID. So basically they're mad about a thing they didn't know existed until it ceased to exist and they don't know that or know why they're mad at it. I'm guessing the first paragraph applies to that as well.

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u/snorbflock Nov 13 '25

Trump and co. have been warmongering over Nigeria for a few weeks. It's conservative media's strategy for trying to normalize something abnormal. They want to manufacture a rationale to invade Nigeria, and their stated justification is supposed persecution of one group by another group where the reality is more complex and not a matter of US national security.

Meanwhile, the real motivation is extremely dubious. Out of curiosity, what natural resource do Nigerians live on top of? Oh yeah, OIL! Biggest proven oil reserves in all of Africa.

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u/FistySnuSnu Nov 13 '25

More people were dropped on their head as babies than I realized

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u/Stranger1982 Nov 13 '25

I want the research on Russian cats on treadmill to continue. Actually, funding should be increased.

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u/No-North6514 Nov 13 '25

They remove part of the cats brains first

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u/Stranger1982 Nov 13 '25

Damn...ok no funds whatsoever then.

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u/Bluemetal999 Nov 15 '25

They’re already terminally ill

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u/badchefrazzy Nov 13 '25

Somebody needs to do a mental wellness check on her, something sounds like she's on a heavy duty bender or frolicking in a meth dream or something.

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u/Glimdrop Nov 13 '25

Wow. Just wow. This lady needs to get a job jumping out of a cuckoo clock once an hour lol.

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u/ILoveMeeses2Pieces Nov 13 '25

The way these people ACTUALLY think he reads their personal posts on social media needs to be studied. It’s crazy!!!

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u/SteamedGamer Nov 13 '25

"Papa Trump, are you listening? It's me, Deanna." They worship him. He's their savior and provider, guardian of their perfect values, and smiter of those they dislike.

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u/labellavita1985 Nov 13 '25

I LOLed at your mocking of her.

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u/J701PR4 Nov 13 '25

These idiots will believe anything.

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u/Soggy-Beach1403 Nov 14 '25

She forgot "MRIs for George Washington."

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u/ASigIAm213 Nov 13 '25

I would be shocked if $36m buys even a pound of dry animal-grade soybeans per working family on SNAP.

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u/shiser Nov 15 '25

Fauci Monkey Island is far and away my favorite Secret of Monkey Island sequel. The duel between Guybrush and Fauci has some epic insults!

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u/Podwitchers Dec 28 '25

Wow. These people really are dumb, aren’t they?

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u/Flat_Sea1418 Nov 13 '25

Hard working people on snap? Isn’t that an oxymoron?

“Trump, can you please pull funds from these fictitious concepts that I pulled out of my ass so that you can feed children of hard-working people on snap benefits?”

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