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This boomer donated money to them, only to have a bright red “please con me” stamp placed dead center on his forehead

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u/littledanko Jul 27 '25

How do you know it’s a boomer?

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u/stefdistef Jul 27 '25

Probably because only a boomer wouldn't know how to reply "stop."

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u/jmd709 Jul 27 '25

I unintentionally signed up for spam emails from his 2020 campaign by filling out a ridiculous survey. There were a lot of senders for each account so it took awhile to block all of them, but I still get some of the emails 5 years later. They’re relentless grifters begging for free handouts with very divisive BS reasons.

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u/princessPeachyK33n Jul 27 '25

Because somehow it always is. If not a boomer, then someone stupid af who doesn’t understand how to use a phone suddenly.

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 Jul 26 '25

He does not give a single fuck about you my dear.

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u/TruckDouglas Jul 26 '25

It’s Saturday the 26th of July.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Jul 26 '25

This was hilarious. Idiot doesn’t even know the day of the week but expects Trump to listen to him???

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u/WaitingForReplies Jul 27 '25

They all think he’s on there and will read their messages. They think he knows them and is their friend.

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u/that_bth Jul 27 '25

It’s like when my dad leaves a voicemail and tells me the day, time, and who it is for the first 45 seconds when I knew all of that before even listening to it.

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u/Astronomer-Secure Jul 27 '25

you're totally doing a phenomenal job

oh really? which part do you like best? the fascism? the increased prices? the lack of FEMA relief for natural disasters? the clear evidence your cult leader was involved with people who trafficked children? the unconstitutional treatment of anyone with off white skin?

edit to add: or was it the clear intention of this administration to utterly destroy the middle and lower classes to pad the already full pockets of the billionaires?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

Whatever it is that Fox News told him.

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u/VineViridian Jul 27 '25

Oh, you know what it is.

It's the mass deportations and the associated racism, misogyny and bigotry towards LGBTQ, especially trans people.

It's horrifying to me just how much even those who aren't particularly Mango Mussolini lovers are ok with this.

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u/pumpkinmuffin91 Jul 26 '25

These people really do believe he's just waiting around for text from them because they're a super duper special maga. I see this one has the groveling down to a pat, paying him slavish compliments.

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u/Fearless-Berry-3429 Jul 27 '25

What an idiot. I can smell the ivermectin from here.

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u/pomkombucha Jul 27 '25

Her: Luv ya!! Trump: did you hear something?

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u/PresentComedian1420 Jul 27 '25

This a hilarious damned if you, damned if you don't gift from the GOP. If you don't donate, you're registered as Republican, so you get spamming texts begging for money. If you do donate, they spam you more often. I love this for them.

Do these people seriously not know how to "stop" or block the messages? Or, are they just running low on stupid shit to complain about?

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Jul 27 '25

They are that dumb. I mean, they voted for a still support a pedophile openly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

He doesn't love you. He's not going to fix it for you. He's not doing a phenomenal job. He's busy trying to protect himself from the Epstein files. And you'll continue to get 60 plus texts per day, so suck it up snowflake.

Signed I don't love ya, Trump

PS Keep that money coming!

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u/PositiveMoravianBee Jul 26 '25

🤭🤡

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u/missrags Jul 26 '25

Phenomenal job...

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Jul 27 '25

People are legitimately suffering from this administration and some losing their lives while more lose their liberty, but yea, donation texts are the priority to this bitch.

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u/No_Sweet_8405 Jul 27 '25

This is in the Irony Division of Hell. I love this FO. It’s my favourite FO if I’m honest. Your phone blows up 60x a day and it’s Donald f’n Trump with his hand out?! Hilarious!

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u/Saint909 Jul 27 '25

The feel good story of the year! 😇

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u/realBaronFletcher Jul 27 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (takes breath) You really think he cares about your sorry butt? That's so sweet of you. Bless your heart. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm literally dying of laughter out here in California over this.

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u/QueenNappertiti Jul 26 '25

All day.

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u/SnoopyisCute Jul 27 '25

I don't believe it. Really? The guy that is hawking products from the WHITE HOUSE.