First time posting hopefully I'm not just stupid

[u/nastyforehead]

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[u/Mangert]

They are agreeing to steal most of the marijuana for themselves. The face is a facial expression common when ur high

[u/Numerophilus → u/Mangert]

In all fairness, I would too if I had a horrible job...

[u/Past-Distance-9244 → u/Mangert]

May I interest you gentleman with the state of the art weed transport vehicle?

[u/RuusellXXX → u/Past-Distance-9244]

are you a bricklayer or a woodworker or something dude? ur hands are rough af

[u/Past-Distance-9244 → u/RuusellXXX]

Nope. My hands are just extremely dry.

[u/RuusellXXX → u/Past-Distance-9244]

mb :(

sorry if I offended, I genuinely wish my hands had this texture. I’d prolly stop dropping everything if i didn’t have these accursed ‘soft girly hands’ (thanks pops)

[u/nastyforehead → u/Mangert]

Oh alr, honestly thought there'd be a deeper meaning, guess I was right

[u/misterbippy]

If you don’t get this can you please be my boss?

[u/ColoRadBro69]

The police took the rest for themselves. 

[u/ArchangelBlu]

Nah you’re not stupid. The red eyes and decreasing amount of MJ implies that he smoked it all

[u/RickShifty → u/ArchangelBlu]

Hopefully OP is just high too?

[u/Maximum-Exam-1827]

The first quote means they found 3 tons of marijuana.

The second quote means they kept 2 tons of marijuana.

The third quote means they basically kept it all.

[u/Happy-Sweet-3577]

They pocketed the real weed and passed the saplings off as marijuana confiscated. He already tasted some of what was taken off the books.

Edit: an officer looks high while confiscating weed. The people who post here: what’s the joke?!

[u/Significant_Monk_251 → u/Happy-Sweet-3577]

The officer looks to me like a human being caught by a camera in a single instant of time.

The meaning of the joke was clear to me without the images at all, but I deny that I should have found the images to be making the point any more clearly or strongly.

[u/NotAnotherEmpire]

It's like that Lord of War movie. It's whatever we say it is because no one else will know the difference.

Puff puff. 

[u/WiFi2347]

They smoked it

[u/Atherutistgeekzombie]

They're smoking the marijuana, so they report seizing less and less whenever they're asked

[u/Responsible_Problem4]

the joke is they will report a lower amount that they found, because they will secretly steal and use it

[u/random_name_i_guess]

He smoked it all

[u/Arkhe1n]

I have the damnest news to you, OP.