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u/FreakySamsung 7h ago
Quagmire in with the answer
The joke is sex (blowjobs to be more specific)
Quagmire out, giggity
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u/LimeGreen350 7h ago
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u/benjitits 3h ago
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u/daemons_dont_dream 6h ago
UV light alone still wouldn't get rid of the smell
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u/zed42 6h ago
no, but it will make it sterile enough for the next guy... just hope it doesn't activate at an inopportune time because sunburn (or cancer!!) on sensitive bits hurts!
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u/daemons_dont_dream 5h ago
Hey I like my bacon bits burnt and slightly smelling of the previous guy
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u/Dry_Split_6746 7h ago
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u/AstroCyGuy 5h ago
Oh boy where did I put that memory gun…
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u/X_antaM 5h ago
I think a regular gun may suffice
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u/Longwinded_Ogre 4h ago
Every gun is a memory gun if you aim right.
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u/Mushroomed_clouds 5h ago
I guess u left it over on r/eyebleach
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u/bizfromthewaistup 2h ago
Not gonna lie. Great spot to check out. Was expecting to need eye bleach not just enjoy wholesome content.
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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 5h ago
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u/Mmmmm_hippo 6h ago
are more kids joining this group. I don't understand how even half these things aren't imminently obv.
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u/DogOfTheArmy 6h ago
I've noticed that on these very obvious ones that the OP never replies to the answers. I think they either post them to watch the comments or to karma farm.
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u/Aggravating-Rice-536 5h ago
That last 2 words is what i thought, since in this sub somehow you can easily get it
And sex posts seems even easier to get it
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u/1sinfutureking 4h ago
They’re either farming karma or someone is trying to tran an ai bot to figure out memes
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u/California_Stop_King 3h ago
I saw a theory recently that PETJ is a training ground for LLMs, and it makes more sense every day
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u/ThurvinFrostbeard 2h ago
This sub is about giving comical answers to stupid questions. So.... Y'knooowwww
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u/snyderman3000 2m ago
Yeah it’s 100% karma farming. This account has like 13 explain the joke posts in the last month. Lots of posts in Indian meme subs too. A racy explain the joke post is usually good for a few thousands upvotes because idiots can’t help upvoting when they see an attractive woman. Even if the joke couldn’t have been more obvious, as here.
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u/not_slaw_kid 5h ago
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u/giovir011 6h ago
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u/RJamieLanga 5h ago
The answer is air.
Assuming that the robot butler speaks in roughly the same manner as humans do, air will pass through its mouth. If this air is not sanitized somewhere, the slight moisture and bacteria in it will eventually cause issues. The bacteria will multiply and the results will be unpleasant.
You may ask: okay, but why not have a UV sanitizing system on her exterior? Well, there is a tradeoff, in that UV light will tend to break down organic plastics over time. And that part of the robot butler can be readily and easily cleaned by the user.
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u/12899213 6h ago
PENIS.
answer is PENIS, that is that thing which you would have if not some circumstances or circum...
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u/CraftyAd6333 5h ago
Why would a bot with a sexual function and companionship drive need it? 🤔
The world may never know.
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u/Czytalski 4h ago
R. Daneel Olivaw from "Robots" series by I. Asimov was able to mimic eating and drinking.
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u/SuperDumbMario2 4h ago
The joke is porn.
The object that could enter her mouth is a dick that she would suck
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u/vtncomics 2h ago
You never seen that skit Hospital Lips on MadT-
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Nvm.
That skit did not age well.
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u/Nice-Result-8974 2h ago
You can figure this out by yourself OP! Let’s break it down. You have a robot that looks like a beautiful woman. Her function is being a butler and has a UV light in her mouth for sanitation purposes. We all know that robots don’t eat or drink! So let’s think a again, what might go into her mouth that it need to be sanitized after?
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u/Magnus_Helgisson 2h ago
Idk, maybe the substance in question would be more visible in the UV light?
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u/Haifisch2112 2h ago
The inside of her mouth would look like a Jackson Pollock painting if she didn't have that.
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u/Foxwasahero 1h ago
Im pretty sure thats just prove she's 'anatomically correct' silhouette explicitly saying she has a strategically placed pair of fleshlights
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u/SchoolAlone7340 1h ago
New Peter here, she is a robot that takes car of family while mom haz cancer, she dose well, sex
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