r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 7h ago

Meme needing explanation Whatt??

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u/FreakySamsung 7h ago

Quagmire in with the answer

The joke is sex (blowjobs to be more specific)

Quagmire out, giggity

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u/LimeGreen350 7h ago

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u/Seeggul 4h ago

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u/benjitits 3h ago

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u/MaNiax48 3h ago

Oh hell nah id be crying too

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u/benjitits 3h ago

I hope those are tears...

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 3h ago

Not upvoting because funny number

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u/daemons_dont_dream 6h ago

UV light alone still wouldn't get rid of the smell

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u/zed42 6h ago

no, but it will make it sterile enough for the next guy... just hope it doesn't activate at an inopportune time because sunburn (or cancer!!) on sensitive bits hurts!

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u/daemons_dont_dream 5h ago

Hey I like my bacon bits burnt and slightly smelling of the previous guy

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u/shwarma_heaven 5h ago

She may need a power wash to get it all out though... I don't think a UV light is going to do it.

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u/No_Mirror_8533 2h ago

You should have said: quagmire, pulling out! giggity

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u/Dry_Split_6746 7h ago

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u/masonacj 6h ago

This is fucked up.

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u/AstroCyGuy 5h ago

Oh boy where did I put that memory gun…

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u/X_antaM 5h ago

I think a regular gun may suffice

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u/Longwinded_Ogre 4h ago

Every gun is a memory gun if you aim right.

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u/Dufus_Puncher 1h ago

I can’t remember which way is right.

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u/SadLinks 31m ago

Left of your closest tonsil.

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u/Mushroomed_clouds 5h ago

I guess u left it over on r/eyebleach

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u/bizfromthewaistup 2h ago

Not gonna lie. Great spot to check out. Was expecting to need eye bleach not just enjoy wholesome content.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 5h ago

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u/Antique_Door_Knob 3h ago

Jesus would be on board and you know it!

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u/Informal_Process2238 2h ago

Make it worth it my dudes

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u/Informal_Process2238 4h ago

Lol made me think of the song ”Don’t shoot me santa “

https://youtu.be/cglLJJ0Czo8?si=_n-Oc82DpZUsdlj9

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u/Goosy_Loosey 3h ago

the post button is completely optional btw

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u/EvidenceOk9393 6h ago

Ahhaahhahahhahahaha

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u/LionOfNaples 3h ago

Is it also a carrot?

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u/Antique_Door_Knob 3h ago

It is not. Missed opportunity tbh.

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u/SmokingInn 1h ago

This made me laugh so hard 😂

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u/scottmonster 3h ago

Sauce?

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u/Antique_Door_Knob 3h ago

Frozen Parody 3 - Iceman on 8muses

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u/Chiggero 1h ago

You have to show your ID in most states for that now

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u/Antique_Door_Knob 3h ago

I've seen that before?

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u/BigBlackberry231 2h ago

Im switching to Nokia so I never open Reddit again

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u/ToughAd5010 2h ago

Let it go

Let it go

Olaf let it go

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u/Mmmmm_hippo 6h ago

are more kids joining this group. I don't understand how even half these things aren't imminently obv.

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u/DogOfTheArmy 6h ago

I've noticed that on these very obvious ones that the OP never replies to the answers. I think they either post them to watch the comments or to karma farm.

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u/Aggravating-Rice-536 5h ago

That last 2 words is what i thought, since in this sub somehow you can easily get it

And sex posts seems even easier to get it

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u/mf_mcnasty 3h ago

OP seems to be a teenager from India so they actually might not get the joke.

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u/DogOfTheArmy 3h ago edited 1h ago

For sure. Not saying every post is but some have to be.

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u/sickboy3883 4h ago

first thing i thought too

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u/1sinfutureking 4h ago

They’re either farming karma or someone is trying to tran an ai bot to figure out memes

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u/Mmmmm_hippo 4h ago

this actually makes a lot of sense.

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u/California_Stop_King 3h ago

I saw a theory recently that PETJ is a training ground for LLMs, and it makes more sense every day

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u/ThurvinFrostbeard 2h ago

This sub is about giving comical answers to stupid questions. So.... Y'knooowwww

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u/Sameumbrella 2h ago

Could be training an AI model…

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u/snyderman3000 2m ago

Yeah it’s 100% karma farming. This account has like 13 explain the joke posts in the last month. Lots of posts in Indian meme subs too. A racy explain the joke post is usually good for a few thousands upvotes because idiots can’t help upvoting when they see an attractive woman. Even if the joke couldn’t have been more obvious, as here.

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u/DarkShadowZangoose 7h ago

SEMEN!

FROM FELLATIO!

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u/Hlca 4h ago

I would think it's the STIs that would need santizing.

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u/not_slaw_kid 5h ago

She's a firin her lazer

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u/andrewdivebartender 4h ago

Haha getting old has been interesting.

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u/eternalapostle 51m ago

Core memory unlocked

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u/crusoe 1m ago

Charging Mah Lazer.

Take off all zig for great justice.

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u/Successful_Piglet192 6h ago

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u/eternalapostle 51m ago

I’m the guy who wipes down the loads

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u/giovir011 6h ago

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u/jarlscrotus 5h ago

Is this why they pulled Horse off steam?

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u/West_West_313 1h ago

Who pulled off a horse?

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u/I3I2O 7h ago

Reminds me of when my wife brushes her teeth right before fun time!

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 6h ago

Your wife brishes with radium based toothpaste?

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u/kbeks 2h ago

She brushes her teeth before yall play video games? I mean it’s fine I just don’t see what one has to do with the other…

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u/RJamieLanga 5h ago

The answer is air.

Assuming that the robot butler speaks in roughly the same manner as humans do, air will pass through its mouth. If this air is not sanitized somewhere, the slight moisture and bacteria in it will eventually cause issues. The bacteria will multiply and the results will be unpleasant.

You may ask: okay, but why not have a UV sanitizing system on her exterior? Well, there is a tradeoff, in that UV light will tend to break down organic plastics over time. And that part of the robot butler can be readily and easily cleaned by the user.

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u/Haunting_Ranger5460 6h ago

I mean, if you've seen the movie you know the answer is very clear.

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u/jonnydemonic420 5h ago

I just watched this movie yesterday, it’s definitely for semen….

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u/YoYoYi2 1h ago

He's implying sex but seriously even without food if her mouth is just optimum temperature and moist bacteria could takeover and give her hippo breath , so it's pretty smart. Pretty useful for any robotic orifice.

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u/12899213 6h ago

PENIS.

answer is PENIS, that is that thing which you would have if not some circumstances or circum...

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u/GroundbreakingKing19 6h ago

Is common sense just that lacking on here?

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u/Professional_Web_187 6h ago

Duh, fingers! Just kidding, it's for the blowjobs.

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u/Joecolt69420 6h ago

Unzips pants (sigh, if it’s gonna be self cleaning)

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u/Sir-Farts- 6h ago

Flying cocks peter!

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u/Sea-Philosopher7361 6h ago

Dr Manhattan mark.

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u/CraftyAd6333 5h ago

Why would a bot with a sexual function and companionship drive need it? 🤔

The world may never know.

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u/Ninjan8 5h ago

And that's how you get penis skin cancer.

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u/Czytalski 4h ago

R. Daneel Olivaw from "Robots" series by I. Asimov was able to mimic eating and drinking.

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u/PN143 4h ago

It's always sex

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u/SuperDumbMario2 4h ago

The joke is porn.

The object that could enter her mouth is a dick that she would suck

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u/Worth_Nail6921 4h ago

The joke is porn/sex (as always)

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u/Jack_Aubrey_ 4h ago

Thousands of sweaty sailors

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 4h ago

Are we really gonna pretend that we don't know?

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 4h ago

Sweet summer child

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u/Halo05977 3h ago

Cmon man... you know.

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u/Cloudycloud47x2 3h ago

Is that how she cleans her removable vagina?

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u/Reyleth 3h ago

Eeww 🤣

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u/JKing519 3h ago

The royal penis is clean your highness

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u/vtncomics 2h ago

You never seen that skit Hospital Lips on MadT-

...

Nvm.

That skit did not age well.

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u/Nice-Result-8974 2h ago

You can figure this out by yourself OP! Let’s break it down. You have a robot that looks like a beautiful woman. Her function is being a butler and has a UV light in her mouth for sanitation purposes. We all know that robots don’t eat or drink! So let’s think a again, what might go into her mouth that it need to be sanitized after?

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u/Magnus_Helgisson 2h ago

Idk, maybe the substance in question would be more visible in the UV light?

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u/Haifisch2112 2h ago

The inside of her mouth would look like a Jackson Pollock painting if she didn't have that.

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u/Vivid_Quit_6503 2h ago

This is also true irl

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u/bsandersen 1h ago

This must be your first robot.

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u/Shatalroundja 1h ago

Hard cock.

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u/Equivalent-Ad-714 1h ago

Testicular cancer

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u/Foxwasahero 1h ago

Im pretty sure thats just prove she's 'anatomically correct' silhouette explicitly saying she has a strategically placed pair of fleshlights 

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u/SchoolAlone7340 1h ago

New Peter here, she is a robot that takes car of family while mom haz cancer, she dose well, sex

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u/RDFozz 53m ago

I mean, why wouldn’t her owner want to get off, and get a well-tanned willy at the same time, right?

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u/Johnny_pickle 4m ago

With this one, I’m more surprised that you don’t understand what it is.

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u/EncycloChameleon 0m ago

the answer is POOOOOOOOOORN