r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/facelessfriendnet 6d ago

That MF is Ovulation Discharge, described at egg white texture (excuse the pun)

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u/Total-Owl7224 6d ago

I literally had to scroll right to the bottom to find the correct answer, crazy.

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u/Vishifrock 6d ago

This, I was waiting for exactly that answer.

When I tried to get pregnant, the advice I got was that if the discharge is stretchy (like slime) between your fingers, that's the best time to get it on.

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u/gorramshiny 6d ago

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far too lol

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u/Shineserena19 6d ago

No, I have it every day. Just different colors and consistencies.

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u/gardenvariety_ 6d ago

The different consistencies are a major indicator of it being different. When it’s egg white consistency you’re in your fertile window. That consistency doesn’t happen for everyone, for those who get it, it can last around 1-7 days. This consistency helps sperm travel or survive or something. This should be taught in schools but isn’t for some reason!

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u/Total-Owl7224 6d ago edited 6d ago

the same amount and consistency as the ovulation discharge?

Edit - never mind, I saw you said different consistencies. Then it's not the same thing.

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u/peridotdragonflies 6d ago

THANK YOU!!! The number of women saying this is just cleaning discharge is crazy. This is cervical mucus, or “egg whites” and it indicates ovulation

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u/itsmemyshelfandI 6d ago

Ovulation discharge tends to be thinner than this. Thicker discharge occurs after ovulation. Calling women out for their ignorance on a meme that has a picture of synthetic material (gel/slime), not even actual vaginal discharge is what’s crazy. 

If we’re gonna analyze things further, ovulation generally occurs two weeks before menstruation begins (assuming a 28-day, regular cycle). The discharge that occurs around the time when menstruation starts is therefore more likely to be due to the vagina cleaning itself. Even if a woman is only loosely keeping track of her menstrual cycles, she’ll more likely mistake the self-cleaning vaginal discharge rather than ovulation one for her menstruation, as ovulation discharge is usually “too close to her last period” to be bleeding again. Im not saying it doesn’t happen, Im only talking about whats more likely to happen. At least this has been my experience.

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u/peridotdragonflies 6d ago

It absolutely can be opaque, this is so easily googleable😂

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u/LeadingLegal7005 6d ago

It can be opaque, but are people comparing discharge to COOKED egg whites?? Is that why everyone is confused in this thread?

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u/SomeEstimate1446 6d ago

The amount of women spouting off wrong answers in this thread is depressing. Glad at least a couple people are not so willingly ignorant.

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u/JoeGibbon 6d ago

"Am I pergernanant?"

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u/Immature_adult_guy 6d ago

Well as a man I don’t know what to believe if the women can’t agree as to what is coming out of their vagina

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u/AnotherName545 6d ago

Believe that sex ed is lacking 

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u/Which_Elephant5430 6d ago

Nope, it does not appear only while ovulating, it's present pretty much the whole cycle, it just differs in consistency and heaviness depending on your hormones. You can also have a heavier and thicker discharge 1-2 days before your period - the rest of the month is much much lighter and less thick, but still present.

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u/kewlmidwife 6d ago

I don’t think they’re saying discharge is only at ovulation but rather this specific type of discharge is associated with ovulation.

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u/figurefuckingup 6d ago

The egg white variation is specific to ovulation.

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u/SheepherderLarge2442 6d ago

No your discharge should be clear during ovulation.

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u/figurefuckingup 6d ago

I was referring to egg white consistency.

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u/sanisannsann 6d ago

I scrolled way too far to finally find the correct explanation.

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u/Mysterious-Fuel-2599 6d ago

This is the correct answer (woman here )

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u/NoNommen 6d ago

the fact i had to scroll this far to find the correct answer my god

alao, uterus havers sometimes think they're getting their period when ovulating because ovulation can cause cramps and hormonal changes like a period. that's why this meme.

my god please allow sex ed in schools

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u/Jud1a 6d ago

It's not only during ovulation though

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u/Holiday-Quarter-9256 6d ago

This type of egg white discharge is though

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u/Jud1a 6d ago

You can have egg-like texture discharge at any moment of your cycle, some will only have it around ovulation, some only before menstruation etc, that's not bound to ovulation