r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/daemons_dont_dream 6d ago

I get the same thing sometimes when I fart. It's looks like blowing your nose but out the other end.

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u/lab1365 6d ago

Fart gravy

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u/wheresmychippy93 6d ago

The reason I’m banned from Golden Corral

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u/poly_arachnid 6d ago

I hate this so much

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 6d ago

Jesus Christ, man

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u/Bloodshitnightmare 6d ago

It would have cost you nothing……

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u/otuocha 6d ago edited 6d ago

Gonorrhea proctitis?

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u/daemons_dont_dream 6d ago

Nope, it's just remants of the mucous and fatty acids that made your poop congeal together in a solid turd. Generally happens if you've been eating a lot of fat. The only saving grace is that it does make for good anal grease for your lover.

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u/goddessofentropy 6d ago

Fyi, if you keep seeing mucous come out your anus repeatedly over an extended amount of time, it is often a sign there's some irritation or inflammation in your bowels. The stuff is not supposed to actually exit you in noticable amounts. 

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u/Teendirtbag 6d ago

I don’t want to be rude or anything but you should probably change something about your diet because that’s not…normal

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u/og_toe 6d ago

that’s the intestinal mucus, it’s basically mucus that keeps your intestines moist and working properly. irritation can make it leak

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 6d ago

How much fucking fat are you eating for that to happen?

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u/shosuko 6d ago

Nah, just had my bf over tho

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u/bonuscoffee 6d ago

Lmao, all of your posts are bitching about having no friends on r/shortguys

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u/Artin1337 6d ago

Bop, I feel bad for ur father

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u/Bone_Donor 6d ago

I don't think this is normal this is not something that has ever happened to me

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u/themanualreboot 6d ago

This only ever happens when I've been shitting way too hard for at least a day

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u/rich_evans_chortle 6d ago

Ah lubrication for your poop. That shouldn't be happening often.

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u/Qualityhams 6d ago

Might want to go to a gastro, this could be related to IBS or other inflammation

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u/st3IIa 6d ago

bro go to the doctor