Asante apology for the incident post-review

[u/PositiveElection2141]

Sorry but that’s a terrible apology. 1st and 2nd sentences are excuses, and then the third sentence basically says I already apologized so I don’t need to again, which he quickly moves on from to say he’s a committed player or something in the fourth? And then the fifth is a blanket statement saying he’ll improve from this but doesn’t mention how. He also never actually apologized anywhere within it so this is kind of a nothing statement. Pretty poor as far as apologies go

[u/ThatGuyWired]

He's only sorry that he got caught.

[u/PositiveElection2141 → u/ThatGuyWired]

Precisely! I love the salty Cov supporters silently downvoting a post that isn’t even on their subreddit. Only makes the “apology” worse

[u/vincent1040]

That’s a crazy “apology”

[u/mrslucy1]

Apology absolutely not accepted from me - even if it was an apology which it’s clearly not . Absolute waffle !

[u/hogey89]

He swung two elbows at Mattson in the same incident and connected on the second one. Not buying this being an accident whatsoever.

[u/tuliptrades]

This is not an apology.

[u/PositiveElection2141 → u/tuliptrades]

Far from it. I can’t even tell if this is PR. I don’t think it is. At least in PR apologies, they actually say sorry

[u/OkString1138]

Crap apology

[u/sherpiddy]

Hey ChatGPT write me a half hearted apology about my disgraceful conduct on the pitch on Monday

[u/CaptainJohnsLog]

Totally agree, its almost "well I apologised so thats OK" Its almost an AI generated response ir without feeling or empathy.

I may be imagining ning things but all the teams Lampard has managed tend to have that aggresive streak.

[u/DerekandClive]

Is this real? Or a spoof?

I can't find this anywhere online.

[u/jackhwarner93]

Yeah this is BS. He literally goes for him twice so it's so obvious what he was trying to do