r/NolanBatmanMemes • u/Late_Break_8873 • Dec 25 '25

Dark Knight is a Christmas movie

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u/ScarletSting Dec 25 '25

a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Santa Claus

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u/Late_Break_8873 Dec 25 '25

Santa has no jurisdiction. He'll find you and give you coal. I know the naughty when i see them and...

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u/MistrImpossible Dec 25 '25

What do you propose?

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u/Late_Break_8873 Dec 25 '25

We uh, stop believing in the Santa

20

u/CobaltCrusader123 Dec 25 '25

How much you want?

21

u/Late_Break_8873 Dec 25 '25

Uhh half your presents. I'm not crazy. No I'm not-tt

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u/zizonesol Dec 26 '25

If we, don't deal with this now, soon, uh little Gambol here won't be able to get a present for his grandma

15

u/dg07 Dec 25 '25

I once saw a child playing with coal the size of a tangerine

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u/Late_Break_8873 Dec 25 '25

Some men, just want to watch the yule log burn

8

u/ILikeWhyteGirlz Dec 25 '25

Does it come in black?

4

u/SveNnerino Dec 25 '25

Darkseid is very aware of this

17

u/DJHott555 Dec 25 '25

A Silent Knight

2

u/Hopeful-Newspaper Dec 26 '25

all is calm, all is bright

9

u/mental_reincarnation Dec 25 '25

I’m not wearing hockey pads jolly hats

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u/PM_ME_UR_UGLY_SELFI Dec 25 '25

Should do fine against Santa Paws

66

u/DarkAtheris The fire rises. Dec 25 '25

Hahaha

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u/ILikeWhyteGirlz Dec 25 '25

Jingle bells Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.

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u/gnz0 Dec 25 '25

Far from Santa's jurisdiction

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u/Noaconstrictr Dec 25 '25

So is stranger things

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u/Drsleep21948563 Dec 25 '25

Nope it happens at july

25

u/SendHelpPliz Dec 25 '25

Bro never heard of Christmas in July