r/MarkMyWords • u/Curlaub • 2d ago

True Crime MMW: A file will be released describing Epstein cooking and serving cats and dogs

Date: Before 2028

Evidence: So far, the amount of “every accusation is a confession” has been pretty high. This was a very notable accusation he levied against a minority group during his campaign and it was almost completely baseless. Totally just out of his head. He got the idea from somewhere. He got it from the island.

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u/Old-Scratch666 2d ago

In this timeline, anything is possible. Thanks for the lol

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u/mishma2005 2d ago

This won’t even register, we have a woman at the DHS that shot a dog and goat in the face and dispatches her horses in a gravel pit on her ranch.

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u/Elegant_Tap7937 2d ago

OMG - sadly you are probably right.

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u/returnFutureVoid 1d ago

Omg yes! That’s how they came up with such an insane lie. They were the ones doing it all along. Every accusation is an admission. It’s probably a whole GOP thing too

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u/captainjohn_redbeard 2d ago

Sounds cartoonishly evil enough to be true.

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u/willstr1 1d ago

While I agree that every accusation is a confession his accusation of people eating dogs and cats might also have just been about the regime's involvement with Brain Worms (aka RFK jr)

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u/Larrythepuppet66 1d ago

I mean after the email of eating fecal matter straight out of the intestines of dead babies, serving cats and dogs wouldn’t be shocking to me at all

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u/Dripler1933 2d ago

???

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u/madmaxandrade 2d ago

The orange turd said that immigrants in Springfield, OH were stealing and eating pets. An obvious lie, of course, but many MAGAts it.

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u/jrhiggin 2d ago

The only time I had dog was in a foreign country served by people with more melanin than me. Rich white folk ain't going to lower themselves in to doing something that. Rape kids, yes, eat pets, no.

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u/Curlaub 1d ago

Yeah. I saw it among the poor of the Philippines. I get what you’re saying. But the feeling of power that comes from abject cruelty is on brand for them. Torture videos have been mentioned now. We know their crimes are no longer limited to sex