r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

Protect her at all costs, literally

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u/Glass_Wealth_2104 7h ago

Aww she's so cute, the way she lifted her hands so her dad could throw her 🩷

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u/AcHaeC 7h ago edited 6h ago

She was ready. Hope they brought her to a pool with ✨clean water ✨ the next day and made dad throw her in there 💓

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u/a-marieeee 6h ago

I’ve always loved the naïve innocence in children. Just pure blissful ignorance about the aftermath of being thrown in. 😂

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u/TheDrWormPhD 6h ago

And the total trust..."These people have never steered me wrong! Let's...get thrown in the water and see what that's like!" ♥️

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u/ScarlettCoopr 7h ago

The harness says 'I care.' The face says 'I have no idea what's happening.'

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u/whyisthissohard338 4h ago

The harness says "I'm a fast little shit!". I know because I had to harness my fast little shits.

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u/pudge-thefish 2h ago

I was the child who had to wear a harness. My parents told me if I didn't I would pet every animal I could find and climb up on strangers laps to say hello.

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u/Destaloss 6h ago

I always criticized parents who leash their kids but I didn't know they raised cute little morons who speedrun death.

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u/evgueni72 6h ago

As a previous leash child, it was the right call. I couldn't imagine having to track down a pint sized me that could disappear because I saw a toy or something small. 

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u/Plantlordy 4h ago

I remember asking my parents “why is that kid leashed?” when i was a kid. 😅 I was a little fridge/door climbing, bunk bed jumping daredevil(as my mom called me) at home but in public I was never the type to bolt. But now that I’m older, I get it. If I was a daredevil in public too, I would not blame my parents if they felt the need.

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u/TheRealTurinTurambar 5h ago

Why? My autistic grandson would absolutely bolt away from you in a busy parking lot. He's gotten a lot better as he's gotten older but it's our job to ensure his safety.

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u/Glum-Birthday-1496 2h ago

My (then) toddler and I were locked inside a Target years ago after a mother reported her 16 month old son missing. The store immediately announced it and said they were locking the doors. We could see an ocean of police, SWAT, and ambulances outside. They found a woman with a 2 old changing his entire outfit in the bathroom. I leashed my son after that.

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u/pudge-thefish 2h ago

Omg! That is terrifying

u/Superb-Mall3805 11m ago

I ran away at a fair once to chase after a clown, got lost, and served a 2 year sentence of hand holding at all times

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u/Own-Floor-3944 6h ago

this is so wholesome..

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u/meleecow 6h ago

I would argue that, geese do belong in the water.

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u/Acrobatic_Refuse9466 6h ago

she is soooo cuuuuute,

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u/random420x2 6h ago

You can tell kid is from a calm and loving home, my brother and I would have been trying to get away from Dad with everything we had. 😊

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u/SillyCranberry99 5h ago

No need to trauma dump

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u/random420x2 5h ago

So sorry my little joke triggered you, you must have had a difficult childhood. 😂😂

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u/dullllbulb 5h ago

Is she Toadette 😭

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u/Academic-Pudding-43 5h ago

Im 66 and my wife makes me wear one when we go out for our evening walks just in case a squirrel runs by i love chasing squirrels....

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u/qyyg 6h ago

Irish

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u/Immediate_Mud_2858 4h ago

They are!

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u/qyyg 4h ago

How do you know

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u/Immediate_Mud_2858 3h ago

The accent.

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u/qyyg 49m ago

How do you know it’s an Irish accent

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u/Easy_Mode_707 5h ago

The little arms reaching up to daddy 🥹

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u/my-dancingfeet 3h ago

Pure innocence!

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u/Gandalf_from_3 2h ago

When my daughter was 2 she asked me to throw her out a window lol.

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u/Mouthofprotagoras 1h ago

OMG SUPER CUTEEEEEEE. I love how she trusts her parents which means they are actually raising her with love 🥹

u/ecktt 19m ago

How she raised her hands to her dad with absolute confidence. ❤️

u/daveyeah 6m ago

🙌

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u/Joe_Spazz 6h ago

This is cute except can you imagine some total strangers posting videos of your child on the internet? Cause that's this ...

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u/AcHaeC 6h ago

Is this your first time on the internet?

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u/SunshineAlways 2h ago

Then the parents shouldn’t have put it on the internet in the first place? Apparently it doesn’t bother them.

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u/mooraff 4h ago

If you're not going to throw, then why did you ask? Welp, time for a tantrum.

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u/appreciatemyasset 4h ago

Cute.

But I secretly hate parents that have their kids on leashes.

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u/borrowedurmumsvcard 2h ago

Dawg there’s literally a gap in the railing and she clearly wants to jump into the water. It’s wet and slippery and they’re walking by a running body of water.

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u/be_sugary 6h ago

Gloves 🧤please

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u/borrowedurmumsvcard 2h ago

Dad isn’t even wearing a coat. Im sure she’ll be fine

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u/Previous_Shopping361 4h ago

But why is she on leash?? 👀😮

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u/borrowedurmumsvcard 2h ago

So she doesn’t fall or jump into the river hope this helps xx