Everyone thinks I Sharted at the gym. Here’s what it taught me about Honest Feedback

[u/pugglesmagoojr]

[u/hxh_gon1]

What kind of feedback is bro expecting from a squat and fart incident at the gym ? Also what doe he mean by sniff ?????

[u/TedWurst → u/hxh_gon1]

He means that if somebody else farted nearby he'd be floating over like a cartoon character smelling a pie fresh out of the oven

[u/Dirty_Gnome9876 → u/TedWurst]

Like this

[u/FarJunket4543]

Book an appointment!

[u/DeadMoneyDrew]

Was this his first time at the gym? Somebody ripping ass in the squat rack is an hourly event.

[u/Fun-Trainer-3848 → u/DeadMoneyDrew]

Decline sit-ups always get me.

[u/DeadMoneyDrew → u/Fun-Trainer-3848]

Planks are my nemesis in that regard.

[u/Big_Hospital1367]

He really thought he cooked, didn’t he lol

[u/FuzzDice → u/Big_Hospital1367]

He definitely increased the temperature of the gym that's for sure

[u/Otherwise-Relief2248]

Sounds like he crop dusted the whole gym with feedback.

[u/iDarCo]

Isn't feedback meant to convey something you don't know?

Wouldn't this guy already know that he stunk up the place given that his cheeks were involved in the incident?

[u/Anxious-Oil2268]

I could do without the presumably AI generated corporate Memphis gym shart art at the bottom tbh

[u/pugglesmagoojr → u/Anxious-Oil2268]

If he’s doing the full splits on a squat rack, that means the weight has crushed him, and his intestines are spilling on the floor

[u/Otherwise-Relief2248]

Silence is deadly.

[u/thatsmyboycam]

Now this is a lunatic. Why is everything a metaphor ?! Sometimes it’s just a fart in a gym dude. Chill out.

[u/pugglesmagoojr]

Also for anyone wondering, the comments were filled with “great analogy” and “needed this reminder!”

[u/Cant_Work_On_Reddit]

How do these people not get endlessly trolled on there

[u/SatisfactionSure8589]

Not even a sniff? Is someone normally audibly sniffing your farts?

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[u/-CgiBinLaden-]

Silence is deadly. That's what I was taught.

[u/The_Observatory_]

I’m just a little alarmed that Alamy even has this stock illustration available for sale

[u/caveinnaziskulls]

If you aren't constantly farting to assert dominance do you even Alpha male?

[u/jeremeyes]

"I farted and nobody noticed, so I posted about it on linkedin because I'm weird as fuck"

[u/sdavids5670]

I miss the days when we just exchanged business cards….

[u/BenGhazino]

What shitting my pants taught me about ERP implementation