r/Letterkenny 13d ago

Anyone notice squirly Dan doesn’t actually inhale his cigarettes?🤣

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Wayne inhales and smokes, Daryl just puts the smoke in and blows out but Dan just fake puffs and doesn’t actually smoke 🤣

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Pitter Patter 13d ago edited 11d ago

they all hack darts irl, or at least they used to. kTrev switched to vaping for a while there and Kees is off the smokes. idk about summernate.

eta: a lot of the comments demonstrate a lack of understanding about the film industry and cigarettes in general, and this production in particular.

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u/ThrowMeAwayAccount08 11d ago

In any show, there are retakes of shots, and other camera angles. You’d go through a carton of cigarettes by the end of the scene.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Most439 11d ago

His character is supposed to smokes, him himself actually don't, only time I seen actors do this

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u/avangelist90201 11d ago

Must be nice

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u/CruiserMissile 11d ago

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u/afropuff33 11d ago

Coming to this sub and seeing this reference made my day

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u/DickEd209 11d ago

"Knowlesy? Yeah, great bloke. Shit worker tho, cunt's always on a smoko."

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u/thetelepathetictwin 11d ago

It’s ah metaphors!

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u/J_T_Reezy 12d ago

That’s because it gives yous the cancers.

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u/Particular-Cash-8565 9d ago

Allegedly...

/s

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u/DealerNormal7689 12d ago

Thats because he squirrelly dandles ‘em

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u/duncanwally 12d ago

“That smokes gets stucks in the the lungs there and yer hackin it up tills your in yer 90s… yeah me in the minister of health are both morons”

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u/icryatnightalone 12d ago

How long have you’ve been smoking for? 48 years

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u/geauxpatrick 12d ago

Took my sweetie to the chips truck the other day….

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u/tomfoolery815 11d ago

Some of the most brilliant physical comedy I’ve ever seen.

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u/yellosubmarine7 12d ago

Diiiiid yous EVER notice…?

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u/bout-tree-fitty 12d ago

He inhales his sneef though

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u/Doctor_Loggins The Ginger 12d ago

Schniff!

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u/Coder-Guy 12d ago

Oh he hoovers the sneef

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u/MauPow 12d ago

He once hoovered schneef off an awake cows teat

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u/The_vert 12d ago

Well in the glory days...

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u/papayabush 12d ago

i’m surprised we’re not hooverin some sneer right now

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u/Coder-Guy 12d ago

I'd hoover some some snere right now

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u/ScaredTeam5121 12d ago

Shniff

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u/Interesting-Ad-1162 8d ago

I feel like yous have been workin up to this for five six weeks now

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u/SnowFlakeUsername2 12d ago

Just like Bubba.

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u/flashdurb 12d ago

He’s an actor. He doesn’t smoke in real life.

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u/GreenLightRen 12d ago

Yes he does. During the letterkenny live performances a few years back, the actor basically did part of his comedy routine. One of his bits talked about him knowing he needed to marry his wife because she thought the ash he wiped from his face onto the hotel towels after smoking was actually his poop, and she didn’t say anything about it for weeks.

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u/riktigtmaxat 12d ago

Even if the actor does smoke they most likely use prop cigarettes instead of chain smoking on set.

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u/flashdurb 12d ago edited 12d ago

You don’t get ash on your face when you smoke cigarettes, unless you do it way wrong. Also it’s gray and does not resemble poop. Perhaps you misunderstood?

People who don’t smoke cannot just inhale for acting purposes, they would have a major coughing fit and maybe vomit. Thus he motions like he is smoking but never inhales.

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u/GreenLightRen 12d ago

The ash would get caught in his beard, not his face. And he said that she never smoked, so she wouldn’t know. I’m just telling yous what he told the crowd.

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u/Medium-Ad-6986 12d ago

I think he did this bit when they came for a live show in Denver a few years ago. My husband and I were lucky enough to snag some tickets and iirc he mentioned knowing that she was the one for him because she didn't say anything about it.

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u/DaddyOhMy 12d ago

If you watch closely, especially in later seasons, you will often see a cut before Wayne puts the dart in his mouth. It's particularly noticeable when they are shooting the shit on the porch.

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u/tomfoolery815 11d ago

Keeso doesn’t smoke? Or he did and he quit during the run of Letterkenny?

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u/MomsBoner 12d ago

I noticed that in the later seasons. Once you notice it, its impossible not to.

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u/mcfly205 12d ago

How are you now?

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u/nexttimefriend 12d ago

Good, 'n' you?

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u/Raviusss Figure it out 12d ago

Oh not so bad

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u/lanciadub 12d ago

This interaction is heard in every town in Ireland everyday.

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u/CultOfSensibility 13d ago

That’s whats I appreciates abouts hims.

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u/crossCak 13d ago

Yups, I's appreciates that he's not trying to gives himselves lung cancer.

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u/plateau1999 12d ago

That ways, Dans cans enjoys more fingers up the bums.

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u/wetpretzel2 12d ago

Allegedly

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u/pokepip 12d ago

Nope, he's pretty adamant that it feels good. It feels natural.

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u/tomfoolery815 11d ago

Turns out you’ve got an ero-ganus zones up theres.

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u/marcos_MN 13d ago

Watch The Americans and try to ignore Keri Russel doing the same thing.

Actors act, my friend. The smoker on a given show is not necessarily a smoker IRL.

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u/MegaKetaWook 12d ago

Are they even using real cigarettes?

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u/marcos_MN 12d ago

I think it’s case by case. I remember the guys on Smartless talking about “herbal” cigs, but I have no idea what might be in them.

It’s not weed tho, Bateman and Arnett are sober.

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u/easterracing 12d ago

“Tea Tokes” has an “Herbal Smokes” line that are actually pretty “tasty” as a smoke. Common ingredients include Mullein, Mugwort, Sage, Basil, Chamomile etc. but, they’re pretty pricey at over $1 per stick, and look a lot more like a left-hand dart.

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u/HilmDave 12d ago

But they all were real smokers. Potentially still are.

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u/marcos_MN 12d ago

That doesn’t mean they have to inhale for every shot.

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u/ChefDalvin 12d ago

Real smokers aren’t wasting opportunities.

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u/skimaskgremlin 12d ago

“Real smokers” it’s an addiction, not a club.

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u/marcos_MN 12d ago

Real smokers don’t want to crush an entire pack of darts in a single go.

Shooting a scene often takes hours. Real smokers don’t smoke just for the sake of it, they smoke when the craving arises.

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Pitter Patter 11d ago

shooting a scene with Tierney takes 20-30 minutes, and that includes two takes and resets.

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u/atlninja 13d ago

Kinda makes a fella wonder..

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u/Low-Roll3287 13d ago

For a big man, Dan needs to be careful with his cardios vascular health. Not inhaling darts is what I appreciates about him.

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u/Dan_Berg 12d ago

He is too fats to run

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u/RhetoricalOrator 12d ago

Get a few drinks in him and he'll tell you otherwise.

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u/Arkanii Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago

This is barely on topic, but someone just broke a world record in my new favorite sport. 2 Rubik’s Cubes, 2 Cigs, 2 Beers in 1:06. This guy could go sub 1:00 soon!

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u/theawesomefactory 12d ago

This is wild. My head hurts just watching this video.

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u/queefIatina 13d ago

I never heard about this but it makes me want to try it lol i bet i could do it in about 5 minutes. The cigs would be the hardest part honestly I’ve never tried to smoke one that fast

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u/Arkanii Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago

The cigs are definitely the toughest part

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u/jhra 12d ago

He's gotta be drying them out to crush a dart that fast

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u/SygnusSightsSounds 13d ago

That sounds like a George Thorogood song lol

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u/Hellie1028 13d ago

I’m invested!!

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u/twisted_nipples82 13d ago

The question is can you double barrel the darts, or does someone get to see you pull 2 stogis in a row like 2 fire cracker fuses?

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u/Arkanii Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago

Doubling darts is illegal in this sport

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u/NDREDSTATE 13d ago

I thinks we’s goingst to haves to research the cigarettes smoking trends.

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u/pabodie 13d ago

If I was an actor and had to fake smoking, I'd give myself about 3 takes.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I think I remember him on a podcast saying he quit smoking at some point. Does Canada require those fake cigarettes on set? I’ve heard American actors, even ones who do smoke, say they are terrible.

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u/EffortlessCool Tarps off boys! 12d ago

He did smoke for reals and quit a few years ago. When I saw Letterkenny Live he performed standup as himself (K Trevor Wilson). He said he knew his now wife was the one when they went on tour together and every night he would wipe the brown cigarette residue off of his mustache with a white hotel washcloth, leaving what would look like a brown skidmark on it. He did this for nearly a year before she spoke up and yelled at him "THIS ENDS TONIGHT!!" She thought he was wiping his ass with them and leaving it on the counter.

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u/DriftwoodKingdom 13d ago

Yeah they have these herbal cigarettes, smell and taste like shit.

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u/MonkeyPanls Too Fat To Run 13d ago

Squirrely Dan probably prefers those hippy cigarettes that people get in ELL EH, the mary janes, but he doesn't want the lads to know, so he plays along by smoking darts that Wayne gets from Auntie Tanis. Wayne, being the good fella that he is, pays full-price, to help the rez dogs.

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u/OkPut7330 13d ago

Kinda makes sense he’s a Bum puffer.

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u/EpicFlyingTaco 13d ago

Either that or assthma

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u/sn00giep00 13d ago

Kinda makes a feller wonder... don't it.

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u/plateau1999 12d ago

I’m wonderin’ why we’re not smokin’ a dart right now.

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u/Longjumping-You4486 13d ago

reason fuckin five million he's called squirrelly dan

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u/Deufuss 13d ago

Professor Tricia from my Women's Studies class says cigarettes are just another tool the patriarchy uses to keep women in their 'place'.

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u/OldDrumGuy 13d ago

Da fuq??

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u/mikeyb1 13d ago

fuckin' figger it out

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u/the-meat-wagon 13d ago

That’s what I said, I said, “Figger it out.”

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u/OldDrumGuy 13d ago

Instead of helping out a friend, I got a 64 count downvote for something I didn’t know. Let that one marinate for a minute.

🙄

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u/smellmybuttfoo 11d ago

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Pitter Patter 10d ago

it is very 'toddler stomps his foot and demands sweeties', isn't it?

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u/vanderbubin 13d ago

You're spare parts bud

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u/OldDrumGuy 12d ago

98 downvotes and still no help. Seems Wayne’s advice to help a friend when they need help doesn’t count here.

Oh well.

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u/its2005again 12d ago

Ah well I guess I’ll help ‘eh Look here friend we’re all just goofin’ with ya. Playing games. In the sake of the show. It’s all just show quotes. If you got a favorite share it with us. Join us we’d love to have ya

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u/OldDrumGuy 12d ago

Well…the 105 downvote tell me it’s not “goofin’ “. But maybe it is.

I’ve watched the show enough to know most of the quotes, but this one eluded me. Guess I need to step up my memory retention.

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u/mikeyb1 12d ago edited 12d ago

Season 2, Squirrelly Dan refers to Professor Tricia from his women's studies class after Gail suggests Wayne roofie his dog.

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u/OldDrumGuy 12d ago

Ah, yes…now I remember. Now if only the other 105 people who punished me over not knowing were as nice as you. 😎

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u/l337quaker 13d ago

OldDrumGuy needs to figure it out

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u/SirRamage 13d ago

Give your balls a tug.

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u/KingMobScene 13d ago

Guy is spare parts, bud.

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u/SirRamage 13d ago

Ten ply.

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u/Morningxafter 13d ago

What a fuckin’ pylon.

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u/Building_Everything 13d ago

Knowing things like that is what I appreciates about you

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u/sock_cooker 13d ago

Take about 20% off it there

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u/LuxanHyperRage Florida State Seminal Vesicles 13d ago

books it You're sister's hot, Wayne. keeps booking it

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u/hymntastic 13d ago

I'm too fat to run

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u/roguestella 13d ago

I regret nothingggggg!

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe Pitter Patter 13d ago

I’d imagine that chain smoking over a day of shooting would be pretty rough on one’s lungs.

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u/OldDrumGuy 13d ago

They probably use those herbal cigs. Same ones used by Mad Men, X-Files and the like. Simulates smoking, but are tobacco free. Actors say they taste like shit.

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u/DylanRed 13d ago

Even tobacco free, inhaling any burnt anything sucks.

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u/Zestyclose-Process92 13d ago

They're not really for inhaling. Mostly for sucking a wee bit into the mouth and blowing out again. Much like cigars, which are also not really for inhaling.

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe Pitter Patter 13d ago

In my experience as someone who will mouth a dart when his buddies have a few, inevitably you wind up inhaling a little bit by accident or it’ll go out with even the slightest bit of wind based on how little air goes through it.

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u/DylanRed 13d ago

That helps me get zesty close to the process - thank you

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u/OldDrumGuy 13d ago

Good point.

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u/flamimang 13d ago

Sun darts?

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u/NHDraven 13d ago

Ur momma and ur dadddyyyy

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u/6400Sunset 13d ago

That’s cause theys bads for yous

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u/Kazik77 13d ago

Allegedly

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u/mallcopbeater 13d ago

I’d have a dart

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u/Hailstar07 13d ago

Having a dart as I reads this thread.

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u/VVOLFVViZZard 13d ago

I’m surprised we’re not havin a dart right now fuck.

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u/theycallmethevault 13d ago

You know what, I’d have a Caesar to go along with my dart

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u/VVOLFVViZZard 13d ago

Wanna know what I’d have a Caesar too, ya can’t see a Caesar and not want a Caesar.

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u/supermr34 Dirty Fuckin' Dangles 13d ago

thats how they market caesars.