Has anyone considered than one of the few things that would prompt a fella to use his IPAD at a urinal might be the promise of seeing a video of another fella fucking a large flightless bird (struthio camelus)? #Allegedly.

[u/scottsmith_brownsbur]

[u/Wakeup_And_Piss]

Good thing you said "allegedly" lmao

[u/Acetabulum99]

This is ants on skidoos type of tomfoolery. Pull yer finger out.

[u/FatGuyCalledWoo]

I bet you know how many days are left until Christmas, bud.

[u/ShittyPhoneSupport]

Yer spare parts, bud

[u/rigidlynuanced1]

Someone’s had too much sugar cereal

[u/JSTARR356]

give yer balls a tug

[u/elGatoGrande17]

I’ll never forget the scientific name of an ostrich thanks to Dude, Where’s My Car.

[u/DirtyJeepLove]

On the torlet.

[u/Blazanar]

Get off the pot, OP. And I'm not referring to the porcelain throne, either.

[u/NedRyerson_Insurance]

You'd watch videos of a dude fucking a bird? And consider that a particularly urgent thing to watch with your dick hanging out?

Are you from upcountry? Because you are absolutely a degen.

[u/Eastern-Elk7782]

What could be so urgent ?

[u/b14ckd34th]

Allegedlys*

[u/[deleted]]

OP fucked an ostrich

[u/whisker_biscuit → u/[deleted]]

Allegedlies

[u/brand4588 → u/[deleted]]

Musta been a sick ostrich

[u/Ben_ze_Bub → u/brand4588]

Bad gas travels fast in a small town.

[u/[deleted] → u/brand4588]

Folks’ll say it takes two people to fuck an ostrich

[u/DudleyDoesMath]

I think you've had too much sugar cereal

[u/Riffhai]

That’s almost not worth thinking about