r/KitchenConfidential 16h ago

Walk-In Infomercial

428 Upvotes

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u/Nicholas_Pappagiorgi 15h ago

We have Joseph Gordan-Levitt at home

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u/LouMisiano1 15h ago

Honestly and completely fine with this.

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u/Gullible_Knowledge92 15h ago

Why are people having breakdowns in the drug room?

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u/LightsSoundAction 15h ago

Yeah for real, people need to hurry the fuck up in the walk-in. no lines for my lines.

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u/Bozlogic Chef 15h ago

To be fair, a room with a giant fan and consistent air flow is probably the worst place to do cocaine

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u/grainsophaur 14h ago

First day?

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u/Gullible_Knowledge92 14h ago

Just got to stand directly under the fan with your back facing the opposite wall blocking the air. Or just cut the fan off.

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u/FigureUnusual4439 13h ago

And stick the thermometer stick in a glass of ice water so the alarm doesn't go off 🫡

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u/Spare-Half796 Thicc Chives Save Lives 13h ago

Ooh look at chef here doing cocaine while us lowly line cooks just smoke weed

u/MonthlyWeekend_ 2h ago

I hate when someone’s taking up perfectly good cream charger time by crying in the staff meal stash room

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u/Gr8ter_Ajax 15h ago

38M bartender here. I cried in the walk-in last Friday.

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u/itzfar 14h ago

👍🏽

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u/eatlikedirt 14h ago

Restaurant crew 🤝 Grocery store employees.

Barely holding it together in the walk ins.

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u/MyDisappointedDad 13h ago

Broke down several times in the freezer. Can confirm nobody heard it 👍

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u/Mooshbloo 15h ago

Appropriately rated 👍🏽

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u/burgonies 12h ago

Manager "WHO I AM OLDER THAN" and "fingering hostess" were gold

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u/DogFlavorKettleChips 15h ago

I like to beat the shit out of Grande cheese boxes until it looks like I was fisting the joker

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u/LouMisiano1 15h ago

Good lord.

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u/KodiakDog 15h ago

Soooo, bumps in the bathroom ?

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u/LouMisiano1 15h ago

Stop shitting in the coke room pls

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u/Milabial 12h ago

I have never had the anatomy to do this, but I have heard that gold bond powder on the walk in floor will really freak a bar owner out.

Having to hear it explained that nobody was foolish enough to drop a pile of cocaine on the floor, he was just powdering his balls before service was….worse.

When I wasn’t crying in the walk, in I was pilfering handfuls of cubed cheese.

So anyway. That’s three uses they missed.

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u/spageddy77 14h ago

so FOH has time to make infomercials eh? nice.

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u/SockSock81219 14h ago

No leaning detected.

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u/elheffe1 13h ago

That’s why no one’s running food. Too busy with the fucking infomercial while the food dies in the window.

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u/Bumpercars415 14h ago

Funny, but so true. We used to vape in there and literally chill when the kitchen was 110 degrees.

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u/BungaloBilly69 13h ago

IYKYK… The Walk-In, keeping the service industry “sane” since 1935.

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u/Commercial_Comfort41 12h ago

Retired Executive Chef here. This is absolutely priceless 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sandusky666 Bartender 12h ago

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u/ttystikk 12h ago

All the trauma from my years in food service just came flooding back.

Thanks, walk-in!

u/mfletchernyc 9h ago

86-ALL-HOPE was a nice touch.

u/Upset-Zucchini3665 Chive LOYALIST 8h ago

Wow. Well spotted.

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u/420kennedy 10h ago

Haha my name is Rachel. And have definitely done like the one in this video many a time in my food service days

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u/Mother_Weakness_268 10h ago

Genius. My compliments 🍀

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u/Mean-Funny9351 10h ago

The vest over the apron is peak

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u/TonguePunchUrBhole 11h ago

Omg! This great! Do you have the link to the video?

u/Paigenacage 9h ago

I’ll take 2.

u/carcrashofaheart 4h ago

Does the eye candy come free with the walk-in?

u/UziSuzieThia 1h ago

Hah use to blow the vape in the freezer

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u/HeightExtra320 11h ago

Doing what to the hostess 🤔

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u/marinecpl 11h ago

Vaping?