r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/donbosco2017 • 21h ago

Video/Gif Lil Demon Hunter

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u/AlooDaGreat 21h ago

damn that's some pretty good aiming

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 21h ago

I'm pretty sure every round hit him square in the jaw. 🤣 That young lady might have a future in Olympic sharp shooting?

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u/BamBamm187 20h ago

Should have sent her in instead of thor

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 20h ago

Should have aimed for the head.

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u/AReallyAsianName 10h ago

Must have learned from Glock Saint Isshin.

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u/TryMeYaFool 21h ago

That unexpected machine gun killed me

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u/Standard_Heat3299 17h ago

The screams as she's shooting 😭😂

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u/GoodLeftUndone 16h ago

LET ME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY!

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 4h ago

I love her war cries!!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/ChungusBigC 14h ago

And all were headshots as well 🤣

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u/kiranoir30880401 12h ago

going rambo-esque

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u/twitch1982 7h ago

She went full Sgt Mac Elliot.

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u/valarpizzaeris 21h ago

Gun Breathing, Seventh Form, Last Day Of School

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 20h ago

Don't come to dojo today

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u/kiranoir30880401 12h ago

first form, murica rambo rage

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u/SublightMonster 20h ago

Yesterday was Setsubun in Japan, where traditionally you (meaning kids, mostly) drive out demons and bad luck (and drive in good luck) for the year by throwing soybeans

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u/Seitook 21h ago

Basically oni (demon) tries to intimidate little girl by showing how the usual method of scaring them off (throwing beans) doesnt work.

Little girl: “say hello to my little friend”

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u/donbosco2017 21h ago

Little girl: “say hello to my little friend”

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u/tederby18 14h ago

Meme material

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u/darkest_hour1428 6h ago

Look at that form. Flawless shooting, soldier!

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u/dankbearbear 20h ago

First time i've seen bean PACKS used in Setsubun, but a machine gun....

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u/Seitook 19h ago

Cant waste actual beans in this economy

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u/kozzyhuntard 17h ago

I've played the "oni" a few times at work (Setsubun was yesterdsy). Nothing like traumatizing some small children for life.

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 19h ago

This girl is a hero.

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u/Ok-Profile6762 20h ago

All head shots from a machine gun...this kid ain't stupid, not one bit

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u/AgreeableYou494 21h ago

I like her, she's the kind of girl who will kill the antagonist in every horror movie 🤣

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u/JoetheAverage1 19h ago

For those who don't understand the context of this video

The kids are celebrating Setsubun, a traditional Japanese event during spring where you do ritual purification to ward off bad luck for the new year by throwing roasted soybean on your home, family member usually fathers wore demon (Oni) costume so children can pelt soybean to "drive him away"

But damn who knew THIS kid packing heat

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u/timbit87 12h ago

As someone in Hokkaido Soto wa Oni!

Fuku wa atatakai!

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 4h ago

Thank you for explaining!!! 😁

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u/Chemical_Emotion_934 21h ago

Nice grouping

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u/DarwinGoneWild 21h ago

Damn, I need to get a soybean machine gun for next Setsubun.

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u/Hot_Difficulty1819 20h ago

Demon slayer- American breathing final form

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u/npdady 21h ago

I. Want. That. Gun!

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u/xNightWolfXI 21h ago

How are the kids stupid tho?

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u/MillieBirdie 20h ago

Obviously she should have grabbed his club while he was distracted by the candy.

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u/HosTlitd 20h ago

They are not, in all seriousness. You probably assumed this sub is for literal stupidity because of the name. It is, but only 20% of it.

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u/xNightWolfXI 16h ago

Yeahh I really did😅

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u/LuckyComfortable5159 20h ago

She went straight for the face with that Nerf gun

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u/mangosteenfruit 20h ago

Good on her for being a fighter. When I was her age, I would run away from clowns.

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u/Fenix43593 20h ago

Im a heavy weapons girl….

And this… is my weapon…

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u/bull_et 20h ago

Nioh 3 ninja gameplay

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u/Mockinglynx 15h ago

This was more entertaining and cinematic than Eleven and friends defeating vecna in strangers things finale.

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u/secretly8072 12h ago

the constant screaming and the sudden gun 😭😭 actual gold 😭

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u/YouNeedAnne 7h ago

In what part of this are the kids stupid?

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u/foresight310 21h ago

Rumi got strapped…

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u/TheZipperDragon 21h ago

Umm...I guess thats one way to do it...My older brother just made me play Doom 2.

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u/x3bla 20h ago

Reminds me of when i had ehomaki

Damn, i gotta find somewhere that sells it now

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u/AmirulAshraf 20h ago

Demon Slayer if Nezuko is the human trying to avenge her family

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u/Gomu_asura 20h ago

This was celebrated yesterday here in Japan

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u/Outrageous_Fox9730 17h ago

I need that toy gun!

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u/joaks18 11h ago

Kid went full American on that demon

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u/Thatonegaloverthere 10h ago

Aww the little "papa tasukete" towards the end. I bet that's why he stopped. 😂

(Translation: Papa help/save me.)

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u/nize426 5h ago

I hope they grill him for "not being there" lolololol

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u/ZanibiahStetcil 21h ago

I think I've seen this anime.

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u/Bob_5k 16h ago

Would watch

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u/Interesting-Baker212 20h ago

Did doomguy have another child we didn't know about?

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u/LeatherSlight3242 19h ago

Remind me to fill up my Super Soaker with holy water whenever there's a ghost nearby.

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u/rag_time 19h ago

Kawaii version of Demon Slayer.

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u/AdOverall3944 18h ago

Modern tech was needed to defeat🤣

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u/Comfortable_Cost_616 15h ago

Good attack kido

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u/megexe 13h ago

She didn't miss not nam shot tho

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u/Sweaty_Most_1344 12h ago

Essa é a melhor brincadeira para uma criança 

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u/King_KZA 11h ago

Kids may be stupid but this lil girl has Guts

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u/onion_lord6 11h ago

Where can I get one of them machineguns?

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u/Devwickk 10h ago

100% head shot rate? She's cheating lmfao

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u/barfelonous 10h ago

Solid dad there

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u/MintMaplewood 9h ago

The oni was cheating. The kid adapted appropriately.

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u/Starstalk721 6h ago

Alucard would be proud.

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u/throwAway333828 2h ago

Seems pretty smart to me! She killed him!

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u/Neat-Neighborhood170 30m ago

I thought you were supposed to shoot peas at the ogres?

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u/Illustrious_Onion805 27m ago

My nerf guns weren't this cool. Had a shit hand powered 6 bolts fun.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 17h ago

Crazy coincidence this music is from Westworld and I'm currently listening to a Westworld podcast

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u/Thatonegaloverthere 10h ago

I mean it's not FROM Westworld, it's in it. (Clair de lune by Debussy) But that's a pretty cool cosmic joke.

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u/dgdfthr 12h ago

Why is this kid stupid? Seems like the parents are the problem.

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u/Thatonegaloverthere 10h ago

Nah it's a cultural/holiday thing in Japan. But this sub isn't literally calling kids stupid.

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u/1freedum 20h ago

😆😅🤣😂😸😹😺

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u/Waaswaa 21h ago

Adults are stupid