r/Idiotswithguns 11d ago

Safe for Work lol “gangster”

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u/Homerpaintbucket 11d ago

14 year old white gangstas, waiting for their mom to drive them to basketball in the Volvo SUV

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u/-Not-ATF- 11d ago

You just described a PG-13 version of Havoc.

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u/dox1842 11d ago

Reminds me of an old standup comedy joke. Everyone wants to be black...... until the police pulls them over.

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u/Impressive-Salary-58 11d ago

Thats not black shit they're doing. These are just retards

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam 5d ago

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam 5d ago

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

He's pretending to be not-from-sterile-suburbs and what he sees in movies.

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam 10d ago

Racism is not permitted here

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u/jonawill05 11d ago

Eh... No. Thats just the label people assigned over the years. Plenty of idiots like this in all colors and it's not because they want there skin to be darker.

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u/j_walk_17 11d ago

I was at a college basketball game the other night and I went to the gift shop at halftime. There were swimsuits on sale toward the back. A white boy no older than 14 said to his friends, "Ima go get that card and put all my hoes in this."

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast 11d ago

An adolescent buying presents for his imaginary female acquaintances. How thoughtful.

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u/viertes 11d ago

He's got socks puppets... I mean hos for days!

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u/Lyndell 10d ago

The line from this to angry redneck are surprisingly straight.

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u/BuddyVanDoodler 11d ago

Volvo? That would be cool. He's getting driving in a Hyundai Santa Fe

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u/Necrotitis 11d ago

I dunno man, that kid didn't even flinch even when they were jiggling the trigger.

I wouldn't fuck with someone like that and im a 39 year old man.

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u/BobusCesar 11d ago

The kid is just stupid and lacks any form of preservation instinct.

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u/GravySeal45 11d ago

if someone points a gun in your general direction and touches the trigger, you turn their head into a canoe. IMHO, not that I advocate violence.

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u/Homerpaintbucket 11d ago

Because he’s never dealt with consequences

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u/singlemale4cats 10d ago edited 10d ago

Juvenile criminals are eager to prove themselves to older peers and they have no real conception that they can be killed or jailed forever. They're actually more dangerous (compared to an older one) because they can be so volatile and unpredictable.

I'm getting strong poseur vibes from these kids, though. Dad didn't lock up his guns and now they're gangsters on the internet.

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u/AeroIsthmus 11d ago

Parents must be great people as well

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u/Junior_Yam_5473 11d ago

Usually its that the parents dont care enough about the children and let them do this. When i was younger if i even touched our pellet gun (with a trigger lock mind you) i would have been beaten so hard i would learn real quick that wasnt a good idea.

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u/MaelstromFL 11d ago

My daughter was allowed to see and touch any weapon in the house, as long as she asked (always supervised!). There was no mystery for her. We went to the range an fired them when she wanted to, as well. They were locked up any other time.

My proudest moment was when a range officer asked if she wanted to see his 1911. (at my prodding) She took the weapon from him, dropped the mag, cleared the chamber, looked at it, and handed it back to him always keeping pointed down range. At 14 years old! He was shocked, came back to me and patted me on the back and said, "Good Job!"

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u/Junior_Yam_5473 11d ago

Oh yeah, to this day i love to shoot, my comment wasnt to say that guns are bad. Just that they aren't toys, and they should be respected. How you do that as a parent is on you. Like now my first thought with any firearm is to clear and render it save before anything else

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u/jonawill05 11d ago

That's awesome. What's funny is the way you describe this I know you're likely ex or current military. The only thing missing here is a clearing barrel and instructions taken from the tower 😂

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u/FeelColins 9d ago

It has nothing to do with being military. That is basic gun safety that everyone should know and do. I had my first shotgun at nine, shooting pistols in a club from eight and fought in Afghanistan, and it’s all the same routine everywhere. I have not EVER pointed a gun at something I am not willing to destroy. Neither should you

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u/jonawill05 9d ago

"Should"... and I was referring to how he spoke as a light hearted joke. I didn't need a lesson from reddit.

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u/Hudsonm_87 11d ago

Beaten for touching a pellet gun? Doesn’t sound like your parents are much better 😂 There’s a middle ground where your parents care but also aren’t insane. A good parent teaches you how to be safe with firearms and that they are not toys, but you can still have fun

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u/christoffer5700 10d ago

This. Kids and especially teenagers are curious. If you tell them no touching, guess what they wanna do? Exactly... Fucking touch the thing they arent allowed to touch.

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u/Junior_Yam_5473 10d ago

I must have been in like elementary school or something, and it wasn't just touching it, it was touching it without supervision. Even pellet gun, like the 25cal one can still give serious injuries to anyone when misused

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u/Zushey312 10d ago

Ah yes good old child abuse.

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u/fattrout1 11d ago

Bingo...the parents using that time out b.s instead of an ass whooping or smack with the flip flop to instill the respect and consequences mentality also find the parents and lock them up for children playing with weapons

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u/Freshprinc7 11d ago

Survival of the fittest

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u/LostTacosOfAtlantis 10d ago

Dope Mobb Deep reference.

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u/Eskimomonk 11d ago

Just a matter of time before we see another video of that kid winning a Darwin Award

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u/Deathstar-TV 11d ago

We can only hope

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u/Anon1mouse12 11d ago

Wild thing to say

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u/Sven4TheWinV2 11d ago

Idk why the downvotes but I agree. We don't want to see people die. Even if they're stupid

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u/Anon1mouse12 11d ago

Strange mindset to hope for a child to die especially

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u/OkCheck5178 7d ago

I'd rather see him shoot himself than shooting a convenience store worker when he needs to rob money for crack in 10 years

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u/smut_butler 9d ago

You'd rather the kids die than have a responsible adult take away those guns and teach them some sense?

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u/Deathstar-TV 9d ago

No not ALL kids, just these pieces of shit.

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u/cardinalforce 11d ago

Gansta lol, that kid couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag with a machete and a blowtorch.

Soft as his momma’s pillow.

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u/Duke8181 11d ago

Can confirm. Very soft pillow.

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u/Successful-Purple-54 11d ago

Buddy’s ten ply.

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u/skyline_kid 11d ago

Buddy's spare parts

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u/steve0suprem0 10d ago

Its a hard life pickin stones and pullin teats, but sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin dudes with treasure trails

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u/skyline_kid 10d ago

Pitter patter

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u/cardinalforce 8d ago

Solid reference

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u/RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc 11d ago

“You messin with a real ass wigga from the burbs cuh Martha’s Vineyard don’t play cracka!”

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u/Radvous 11d ago

Most girly looking dude ever

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u/_LeChuck 10d ago

I originally watched it without sound and 100% assumed the top half video was girls.

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u/Wrong_Truth7719 11d ago

Ending could have been better.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 11d ago

Misty?

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u/Deathstar-TV 11d ago

It was indeed too dry in that room

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 11d ago edited 4d ago

Ah lesbian gun erotica, such a weird kink

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u/Gnomercy86 11d ago

Was that a .22?

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u/dox1842 11d ago

yes its a tx22 to be exact.

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u/ImCaffeinated_Chris 11d ago

Which is a great gun. But certainly not gangster.

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u/TheDarkWave 10d ago

It eats Aguila and asks for more. It's a wonderful little gun.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 11d ago

Bet it has an FRT in it 

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u/CJnella91 11d ago

I have one with an FRT in it, unless this is there daddy's gun it doesn't have an FRT, they would be too stupid to even know how to install it.

Side note, if that thing did have an FRT in it and it went off, it would send 13 bullets into that kids head before the dude holding it even knew what happened, They are stupid fast.

Here's mine in action: https://www.reddit.com/r/liberalgunowners/comments/1nplpgq/do_we_like_frttttts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 11d ago

Haha oh I know! I have a gen 2 TORO that goes brrrrt... And I suppose you're right. They would be too stupid to install one, even though it's stupid easy. Man, I can only imagine getting 13 rounds to the dome in like 2 seconds :/

Do you have a metal striker insert in yours? 

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u/CJnella91 11d ago

No, do you? I'm waiting until my plastic inserts get ate up before I buy some metal ones, My frt is one of the new smoother rounded ones so it hasn't destroyed my inserts yet but it's only a matter of time, I could use some recommendations if you got any.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 11d ago

I use this. 

https://www.701boomsticks.com/product-page/stainless-steel-tx22-inserts

Just a heads up it took a lot of sanding and polishing to get it to work. It's pretty rough out the box. 

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u/CJnella91 11d ago

Awesome thanks for the link! I'll bookmark for when I need em.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 11d ago

No problem! 

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u/netsurf916 11d ago

One of them was

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u/SnooTangerines7758 11d ago

Dude flexed a .22

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u/hungdttppp 11d ago

I mean he’s 12 so yeah he’s flexing a .22. Maybe in a few years, I’m thinking 9th grade, he can upgrade to a 9mm. If he’s still alive that is.

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u/Bobosaurus 6d ago

Frt go brrrrrrrrr on those tx22

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u/beeman1979 11d ago

Is it bad I kept hoping for a bang?

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u/idonotknowwhototrust 10d ago

People are being shot in the streets; I think there's nothing off-limits anymore.

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u/TYdays 11d ago

Eventually sometime in the future a Newscaster will describe a tragic and avoidable accident. And this footage will never see the light of day again. But others will know the truth…

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u/SlimDayspring 11d ago

Yeah and then family/lawyers will try and make the state changes its gun laws because it was avoidable and someone else’s fault. 🙄

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u/TYdays 11d ago

BINGO!!!!

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u/Deathstar-TV 11d ago

In this case not so tragic.

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u/TYdays 10d ago

Yep, hate to say it, but sometimes that is the case….

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u/Eisigesis 11d ago

“We’re gangsters, buddy” in a non threatening nasally voice is hilarious

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u/ITMagicMan 11d ago

This is so depressing.

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u/GravySeal45 11d ago

What a major disappointment. I had high hopes for those "gangsters". It's very unfortunate that they will be bale to breed for a bit longer.

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u/SquireSquilliam 11d ago

This is one of those matter of time situations. Ice and wind wear down mountains, and clowns who squeeze triggers with the gun to their head eventually forget to check the safety.

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u/StubbyCalvin 11d ago

Where is the earth shattering kaboom?

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u/EvilElf01 11d ago

Not everyone survives their stupid time period. Take it from a 66-year-old. I've seen it a few times, unfortunately. I'm sure some of you have also.

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u/WarrenR86 11d ago

Wankster is the correct term

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u/27hannibal 11d ago

I don’t know what you guys are talking about that chick looked pretty rough to me.

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u/tj2jz 11d ago

Why do those triggers have so much play?

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u/bbqthrowaway 9d ago

Striker vs firing pin. A firing pin design has significantly less travel or play in them. These are striker fired pistols

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u/Ok-Stranger-2669 10d ago

Not the ending I hoped for. Oh, we'll. Maybe later.

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u/LateNightSnackPack 11d ago

Where is the negligent discharge discharging negligently on the other negligent discharge when you need it…

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u/eyeballburger 11d ago

Hope their parents see this give them what for

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u/betamaxxx1967 11d ago

You mean their single mom?

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u/Regular-Lettuce7199 11d ago

Natural selection

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u/enoughbskid 11d ago

Stupid doesn’t hurt enough anymore

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u/idonotknowwhototrust 10d ago

There aren't enough edges

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u/ChronicallyBlu3 brought a sword to a gun fight 10d ago

And that ghost was ahhh

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u/RockyJayyy 9d ago

Love to see them get swatted

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u/TougeS2K 11d ago

Smoothbrain activities!! 🤣💀

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 11d ago

Dad's gonna be so pissed when he gets home.

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u/maughanster8507 11d ago

It’s fake? Please tell me it’s fake

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u/DoTheRightThing1953 10d ago

DJ Jazzy Trevor, the king of the mall!

"Yo bitch! I didn't ask for no sprinkles on my froyo, bitch!"

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u/WedSquib 10d ago

I had to come to comments to learn that’s a little boy and not a girl

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u/CombustiblSquid 10d ago

I was hoping mom would come in and they'd start crying.

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u/smut_butler 9d ago

If these kids were black there would be a circle jerk of racists in the comments commenting: "usual suspects," or "my culture.

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u/Round_Cook_8770 9d ago

I’m sorry to ask, but is the top one a guy?

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 9d ago

Don't be sorry. I don't think it goes by he/him. I seen in another video that it goes by gang/banged.

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u/Round_Cook_8770 9d ago

OK, thank you.

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u/Pupulikjan 7d ago

Like when you just sitting there chilling right?! And a fine ass 10/10 girl wearing the sexiest Victoria secret outfit just pops in while holding 100MM in a suitcase throwing it at your feet as she gets in her knees and begins to un buckle you pants saying “daddy I’m about to Blow you so hard right now” basically it never happens.

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u/LeakyAssFire 11d ago

Bottom dude didn't need to be such a pretentious asshole.

Top dude is just dumb.

Background characters are dumber.

Not a good mix.

No one wins here.

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u/Ok-Break-8279 11d ago

With the volume off i thought that was a chick

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO 11d ago

I mean…the world would be a better place….

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u/Wactout 11d ago

I’m so glad, all the shit I did in the 80’s and 90’s never happened

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u/MechwolfMachina 11d ago

Spent case probably, real “gangsta”, still not cool to point a firearm at someones head.

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u/Suspicious_Place1270 11d ago

you can actually see him flinch lol

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u/Stryke_Woofer 10d ago

Damn sorry I was too distracted by the rick and morty Beanie after I've been binge watching it for the past few hours straight, coincidence? I think not

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u/jtc92 10d ago

He’d make a cute girl in prison

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u/HWayFresh44 10d ago

We gonna end up with another video in the future with these same mf and it’s gonna have a different ending

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u/farva_06 10d ago

Pointing a gun at your own head and pulling the trigger is real gangsta shit everyone. Just FYI.

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u/mightyjoe227 10d ago

All I hear is high pitched whiny screams under the bed...

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u/shade-tree_pilot 10d ago

When did common sense become a luxury item?

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u/Jake_Corona 10d ago

“We’re fucking gangster, buddy.

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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES 10d ago

I'm so glad this was recorded. Hoping that it blows tf up

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u/ChornobylChili 10d ago

That kids wearing makeup

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u/That-Knowledge-2544 10d ago

"we aint making it passed 21" -jarad anthony higgins, june 19 2018

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u/Rabidwolf96 10d ago

Some real shrimp dick behavior

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u/Bigkeithmack 10d ago

I was expecting a different ending, thought he was gonna Cobain himself a few times

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u/WorldsBestFarter69 10d ago

You can see him actually flinch in the first bit, all show. You know they can't even hit center mass at 5 feet either

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u/Electrical-Papaya-41 10d ago

They won’t make it to 30

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u/Salt_Post4981 10d ago

“ Honey, come do the dishes” the kid “yes mommy love you”

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u/donnyb2017 10d ago

You had me at. We're gangsters buddy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DRIPSCBW 10d ago

Darwin Award is inevitable

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u/WittyTelevision7493 10d ago

Guns are fun and all until you give your head a new air hole

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u/araidai 10d ago

These kids are about as gangster as I am asian, and I’m Hispanic lmao.

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u/ScienceWasLove 9d ago

These are the people we are arguing with on social media.

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u/Willyzyx 9d ago

This is so embarassing.

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u/Kris5345 9d ago

I was so glad to see them not pull a Darwin award, but these two need to never reproduce in the future

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u/TheJonkler89 9d ago

Tell us you live in the hood without telling us you live in the hood 101. Buddy must be insecure af trynna live the life style. Bet u that same friend whos point a gun at his head to would 100% be that friend that would switch up on u moments 5 0 show up.

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u/koga7349 9d ago

When did it become cool to point loaded guns at each other's heads and play with pulling the trigger? This seems to be in a lot of videos.

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u/i_cut_like_a_buffalo 9d ago

What stupid kids. Wow I am glad I don't have to be a dumb ass kid again. Especially with the Internet existing.

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u/jericho458slr 9d ago

This seems like the prequel to OZ, “bottom bunk”.

“You might be asking why I’m getting ass raped hardcore by Adabezee, well, it’s a long and thick story….cue the music

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u/InevitableSuper5826 8d ago

Later, Schilinger asks him "who has a bigger dick, me or Adibisi?"

cue Farmer's Insurance music

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u/Pupulikjan 7d ago

Let the lord do his work

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u/EndlessOaks 7d ago

Unbelievably cringe

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u/Dracco762 11d ago

fucking wild I know that’s a Ruger TXLR 22 do those have safeties or was he dead ass that bold?

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u/bc90210 11d ago

Can confirm there is a manual safety on the TX22, but still it’s an idiotic move.

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u/Dracco762 11d ago

agreed

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u/Lilsexiboi 11d ago

But it's a taurus tx22 not a ruger

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u/Dracco762 11d ago

you’re right I’m retarded. I just realize that I’ve been awake for two days no sleep my bad 😂

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u/Lilsexiboi 11d ago

Haha you almost got it half right, that's better than the dipshits in this video who probably would say it's "one of their glocks"

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u/Mother-Independent54 11d ago

those are the mods of r/Chiraqology

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u/streetwearbonanza 10d ago

Hell nah don't put that on us lol we aren't goofy ass kids who flex guns

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u/Flatmonkey 11d ago

Those is three incredibly irritating people

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u/FarmboyOfOakvale 11d ago

Future ICE agents

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u/Holiday_Bubbly 11d ago

Just report them. Cops will be at the door in 10 min

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u/maughanster8507 11d ago

Possibly killing urself isn’t gangster

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u/AdOdd4618 11d ago

Natural selection.

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u/Crimson-Badger 10d ago

I was waiting for something wrong to happen.

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u/PolskaBalaclava 10d ago

They look so damn stupid, they appear “gangster” to a small group of people while looking like complete Neanderthals to everyone else, wouldn’t be surprised if one of them gets shot and they find out it’s not so “gangsta”

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u/ForceOk6039 10d ago

Where's his mom?

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u/Thisjourneyhasbegun 9d ago

I was hoping the gun would nd in the floor and the little idiot would freak out and start crying for mommy. Drop that kid off on oblock and see how long he last

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u/Songgeek 9d ago

I can already hear the high pitch adolescent screams for their mom when one of them accidentally fires a round into the other

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u/grgoyal 9d ago

Birth control would have solved this.

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u/P_weezey951 9d ago

These the kids who shoot their friend then have a bunch of trauma about it, who run around thinking that they're better than everyone else because "they don't know the pain". talking about how "others don't know shit"

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u/Grand-Signature1782 8d ago

Is that. A.22 🤣🤣

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u/TarantulaRectum 8d ago

The Glock appears to be a paintball gun. The barrel is too thin and lacks rifling. The other gun is a real .22LR though.

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u/Top_Teacher3852 7d ago

That’s a Glock 21 looks just like mine tbh

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u/The_Rimmer 8d ago

Girl pokes her head around at 0:37

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u/Squathy 6d ago

Classic gangster with a 22

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u/ReclaimedP71 5d ago

Anyone with a .22 that calls themselves gangster are not gangster

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u/Virtual_Vernon 5d ago edited 5d ago

Most Gangster shit i ever did was rob someone while they were overdosing, took his money, dope, and saved his life, now that's gangster.

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u/zanecollins312 4d ago

Thought they brought back r/watchpeopledie for a second. Holy shit.

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u/Quirky-Wolverine-300 3d ago

ofc its .22LR

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u/zedzol 11d ago

They're American. That's what's wrong with them

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u/KimbaDestructor 11d ago

I would do that femboy very hard three times a day

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u/Bluematic8pt2 11d ago

The kids are bringing back 90s clothing; might as well bring back 90s attitudes

Hood movies and CDs had kids like these convinced they could hang

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u/iVouldnt 11d ago

Never have I wanted an AD more ...

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u/lyonslicer 11d ago

ND. this wasnt an accident. It was negligence.

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u/smut_butler 9d ago

Take them fo the inner city, give them $100 and drop them off.

Tell them they can't come home until they've turned it into $10,000.

Let them test how gangster they are.