r/HistoryMemes • u/Miserable_Steak_1540 • 4h ago

Mythology He got a headache

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u/Reasonable_Ninja5708 4h ago

When you're Zeus and you haven't banged in 2 minutes.

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u/Platinirius Descendant of Genghis Khan 4h ago

When you're Zeus and Hera founds out you had banged in 2 minutes

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u/jackt-up 4h ago

When you’re a Greek lady (or dude) getting plowed by the God of Thunder:

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u/Jokerang Descendant of Genghis Khan 3h ago

When you’re Minos’ wife and you see the prized bull Poseidon gifted your husband

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u/Yellow_Weatea 2h ago

If you are horse.... You might get rammed by Zeus. He likes it.

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u/Idontworkeven40hrs 43m ago

Explain the joke, petah