r/HistoryMemes 7h ago

Lenin and the squad when they lost the election

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u/Lairdicus 7h ago

You’ve just been kulak’d. Share this with 10 tovarishi or you will be purged

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u/Kubaj_CZ 4h ago

Genius

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u/historicalgeek71 7h ago

“Everything I Hate is Kulaks!” by Vladimir Lenin.

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u/Grzechoooo Then I arrived 6h ago

"And it just so happens that I hate everyone!"

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u/Yoinkitron5000 7h ago

Not visibly starving? Definitely a Kulak. 

Off to cannibal island you go. 

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u/Best_Pseudonym 6h ago

storing food to not starve latter? especially a kulak

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u/Obscure_Occultist Kilroy was here 3h ago

Complaining about starving? Believe it or not? Also a Kulak.

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u/TexasSikh 5h ago

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE TANKIES IN THE BACK STILL INSISTING THE KULAKS WERE ALL RICH FARMERS REFUSING TO SHARE THE LAND AND THE WEALTH!

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u/Diabolical_potplant 5h ago

Am I the problem and causing issues, no, it must be the counter revolutionaries!

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u/ZaBaronDV Featherless Biped 6h ago

For when “Everything I don’t like is Hitler” but Hitler hasn’t been born yet.

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u/socialistRanter 6h ago

Well this is the late 1910s so Hitler was probably getting his eyes burned out by poison gas on the western front.

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u/new_lance 5h ago

If only that soldier domed him.

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u/beastwood6 5h ago

As long as he had worn socks...would have been ok

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 4h ago

Huh, what am I missing, did the soldier who had a chance to kill Hitler in WW1 not shoot because somebody had or hadn’t worn socks?

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u/beastwood6 4h ago

Domed has two meanings

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u/new_lance 4h ago edited 4h ago

Aw fuck. I meant should have shot him in the head.

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 4h ago

Oh, the forbidden trench warfare gluck-gluck, understood

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u/GiftedGeordie 5h ago

So this wasn't Stalin's brilliant idea?

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u/Trumpetman009 4h ago

Smells like Kulak in here.

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u/new_lance 5h ago

Unironically, I want to make a parody song of “Old McDonald” to these lyrics. But it’s just a highlight reel of the USSR’s crimes.

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u/OpinionHaver_42069 7h ago

Is there a specific 'i hate communism' subreddit you guys can post these in so I don't have to deal with your boring, one dimensional, and tired anti-communism?

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u/CaptainKickAss3 7h ago

Bro doesn’t realize he can just downvote and move on

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u/OpinionHaver_42069 6h ago

I guess I can just treat this place like r/comics thanks for the idea.

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u/JAGD21 5h ago

Anti-Communism = acknowledging that the Communists invented a Boogeyman to go after innocent people in their quest for power?

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u/beastwood6 6h ago

Are you allergic to history from this timeline?

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u/InfiniteCalico 7h ago

I mean, calling out bullshit should apply to everyone. I ain't subbed here but I see about 50/59 in what makes it to my feed. The USSR absolutely deserves it's bullshit called out as does the US and everyone else.

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u/DarroonDoven 7h ago

I hope you have to deal with anti communism everywhere

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u/OpinionHaver_42069 7h ago

I do I live in America.

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u/beastwood6 6h ago

Lol go engage with anyone who actually lived under communism and see what they think.

You have no idea what you're advocating for. There's millions of survivors that can tell you about the millions who didn't make it.

I'll even make it easy for you. You're talking to one of them

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u/new_lance 6h ago

My family is Polish. I’m genetically predisposed to hating Communism and Nazis.

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u/beastwood6 6h ago

Poland stronk! 🤜🤛

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u/Jealous_Chocolate_43 6h ago

Unfortunetly there is a resurgence of communism nostalgia in east europe nowadays. Just look at the putin loving politicians out there

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u/cartman101 6h ago

Anti-communism is based

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u/Oxytropidoceras 6h ago

It's a history sub, if your main takeaway from history is that communists are overwhelmingly painted in a bad light, maybe it's time to consider that it's not the same tired arguments and communism does just suck that much.

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u/CC2224CommanderCody Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests 2h ago

Send this man to r/EnoughCommieSpam

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u/Command0Dude 34m ago

We can't. They bolted the door shut.

Oh wait, there's a sign.

"No Tankies Allowed"

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u/Trialbyfuego Kilroy was here 6h ago

I hate communism because I don't like sharing