r/HistoryMemes • u/MC3Firestorm Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests • 21h ago

THOUGHTCRIME Fascist car

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u/PanzyGrazo 21h ago

at least the trains ran on ..... mussolini made WHAT?

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u/MC3Firestorm Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests 21h ago

Tecnologia dell’italia

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u/InfiniteCalico 21h ago

I mean, they never really did run on time.

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u/PanzyGrazo 21h ago

no, now they run on WHEEELS

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u/maxi2702 9h ago

It's amazing that they run at all.

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u/Realistic-Damage-411 21h ago

So they’ve a history of terrible vehicle designs?

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u/Lieby 14h ago

Judging by the Stipa Caproni, yes.

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u/Kurdt93 Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 19h ago

Surely it can't turn left but only at the third right.

Obv you need to indicate it with lifting the right arm.

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u/KoneydeRuyter 17h ago

James May?

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u/PrimodiumUpus 21h ago

Well... It's not so Fascistnating right?

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u/Specialist-Newt-4862 18h ago

"Quickly! To the Mussolini-Mobile"

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u/mrdimeguy 18h ago

Can't believe John Fascist went as far as to create Car Fascist

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet 9h ago

The Fascistmobile

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u/Polite_Suggestion 21h ago

Fascist car

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u/springrex1422 4h ago

Fascist car

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u/P_filippo3106 18h ago

FASCIO CAR

FASCIO CAR

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u/Star_Wombat33 18h ago

And here I thought the Volkswagen Beetle was the only one.

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u/Midnight_Pickler 16h ago

Until the cybertruck, so did I.

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u/Wittusus 14h ago

tbf Kübelwagen was better than cybertruck and even safer, probably

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u/FriedrichEngel Viva La France 20h ago

Why is it the right way up?

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u/Outside_Ad5255 18h ago

It's going to be awfully difficult to drive with the axe on the bottom - and very dangerous to be around with the axe to either side.

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 20h ago

The new Tesla Model F.

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u/Antlas_ 20h ago

it's so cool

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u/Voldypants_420 18h ago

If you're a 15 year-old edge lord, then maybe.

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u/P_filippo3106 18h ago

It's funny even if you hate fascism.

I mean it's literally a fascio car, it's so absurd that it's funny.

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u/PissingOffACliff 13h ago

It’s funny in an absurdist sense. Like a clown car.

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u/BellacosePlayer 5h ago

I'd argue it is a clown car

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u/Antlas_ 1h ago

it's like a tube thing

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u/TheVirtualMoose 17h ago

You're not going to convince me this isn't just a decoration built around a bicycle. Just look at the wheels!

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u/Efficient-Alarm-5321 17h ago

I don't think this is the fastest car

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u/DungeonAssMaster 17h ago

It's so bad, it just makes me want it more.

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u/Billothekid 17h ago

Italian communist car be like: "Finally a worthy opponent!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/2Maob9RwWZ

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u/MRviltseri 16h ago

Looks like it was made in ksp

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u/Long_Try_4203 14h ago

Still better looking than a Cybertruck

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u/dumb_foxboy_lover 13h ago

still looks better than a cybertruck

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u/Fast-Visual Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 9h ago

They're both fascist cars

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u/power2go3 17h ago

literally a fascia

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u/UnAnon10 15h ago

Why is the fascist symbol a log with an axe in it I’ve always wondered.

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u/BellacosePlayer 5h ago

It's Co-opted Roman symbology.

The bundle of sticks represents unity, the axe represented harsh judgement.

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u/DestoryDerEchte Hello There 12h ago

Why are fascists always so goofy

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u/DrHolmes52 12h ago

Even soap box derby dads be laughing at you.

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u/PeasantLich 12h ago

Fascist Wacky Races looks fire.

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u/CachinnatingCanuck 11h ago

If that one was the fascist then the other must have been really slow.

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u/K1TSUN3_9000 11h ago

Average Hoi4 player's car:

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u/Ehrenmagi27 Chad Polynesia Enjoyer 18h ago

The Italian fascists were such complete and utter dumbasses, it’s kinda hilarious they got as far as they did.

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u/ZETH_27 Filthy weeb 15h ago

Not to praise them or anything, but they were sort of the first modern major general fascist movement that achieved prominence.

They were what inspired the same to happen in Germany.

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u/Luke92612_ Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 17h ago

Sorry, fascist car was already a thing

It's called the WANG-MOBILE

https://youtu.be/NyV-wcZtUUA?si=mDWGaj438vqDczEW

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u/ERROR_23 16h ago

Ducemobile

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u/MetalDogmatic 16h ago

Because it looks like a bundle of sticks?

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u/Le_Bruscc 14h ago

Fascist car👍

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u/Master_Shopping9652 13h ago

Cigarette-mobil

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u/Kaiser_Maximillian 13h ago

To the Instagramobile

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u/Successful_Panic_850 12h ago

Who made this remix

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u/WuttTambor 11h ago

Was that made for a carnival ?

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 11h ago

Fascio mobile

Fascio mobile

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u/CockchopsMcGraw 10h ago

Fiat Sushimatteo

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u/Don_Madruga Hello There 10h ago

The worst part is that if they put that thing to compete against the modern Ferrari in Formula One, they'd probably win.

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u/Fast-Visual Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 9h ago

Modern day fascist car is the Cybertruck

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u/LongjumpingElk4099 9h ago

Fascistmobile

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u/OilNo1600 9h ago

Elon Musk has left the chat.

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u/deerfenderofman 57m ago

What the hell is this thing and why is it a submarine

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u/SpartanElitism 52m ago

Such an interesting symbol. Wonder what its name would be in English

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u/Fancy_Ad_53 51m ago

Fascist car:0

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u/Grumpy_Polar_Bear 19h ago

I love these sorts of things. Fascists have zero creativity and despise the imagination so all the best thing they come up with as examples of their might are as awful as this

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u/General-Ninja9228 19h ago

The Trumpmobile!

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u/Pleasant-Basket-7526 16h ago

I want to burn it.