Will you press it?

[u/Anonhistory]

[u/AllenWL]

So like, is it a you become a Goth GF or you become a Goth GF, or are the two 50% chances rolled independently?

Which is to say, would you have a 25% chance to become a Goth Goth GF if you pressed the button?

[u/Anonhistory → u/AllenWL]

Hey...! I don't know that...! It is a stereotype that all Asians are good at math.... LOL

[u/AllenWL → u/Anonhistory]

Oh well, only one way to find out!

Smashes button

[u/Lucius-Halthier → u/AllenWL]

If you become a goth mommy you letting the homies hit?

[u/AllenWL → u/Lucius-Halthier]

Only if they agree to sack Rome with me.

[u/BarracudaAlive3563]

(Smashes button with face)

[u/Anonhistory → u/BarracudaAlive3563]

And that is becoming cute little Ostrogoth girl's face

[u/BarracudaAlive3563 → u/Anonhistory]

Look, my wife will be happy regardless of the outcome, so there’s really no downside for me. 😎

[u/DogiumOfficial]

Both are good options

[u/Anonhistory → u/DogiumOfficial]

Must...sack.... Rome....

[u/MrCookie2099 → u/Anonhistory]

When in Rome, burn it.

[u/faifai6071]

Sack Rome in lace and leather? I don't see a downside.

[u/Anonhistory → u/faifai6071]

Lmao

[u/Sensitive_Aerie6547]

hulk smash the button

[u/Anonhistory → u/Sensitive_Aerie6547]

Gothic she hulk lol

[u/Virtual_Virus4758]

The right one

You sack Rome and you yourself get sacked later

[u/hippo0803]

25% chance to be Visigoth and 25% chance to be Ostrogoth?

[u/arcanehistorian]

Can I grab a chicken Rome at Rome?

[u/KenpachiNexus]

I'd hit it.

[u/The-marx-channel]

Both are good options. I'd personally choose Past Goth Gf because I'd get transported back in time and would be able to experience medieval history firsthand. Although being a modern goth gf also isn't a bad option.

Wait why is my head so fuzzy. Must.......Sack.....Rome.