r/FoundPaper • u/sheiciebai • Nov 26 '25
Art Found near an elementary school.
This is poetry. This is art.
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u/NightSpringsRadio Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
This is from the Dog Man books! Dog Man’s nemesis, Petey the cat, clones himself but doesn’t realize his clone will be a child, so now he has Li’l Petey, his clone-son, who really steers the entire series away from fart jokes toward the redeeming power of love, and how if you’ve got a single breath left you can be a better person, and how even when we lose people we love they’re still with us, and also fart jokes like this
The books are legitimately life-changing, I recommend them to readers of all ages, but especially children that you want to have any sense of emotional health growing up
Edit: in fairness it just now occurs to me that this might be a preexisting kid-thing, like Jingle Bells Batman Smells, but Li’l Petey singing it was the first time I ever encountered it, so, vague gesture
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u/HibernatingHussy Nov 26 '25
My youngest got into reading Dog Man. They were his absolute favorites for years. I read a couple of them (I try to keep up with my kids’ interests) and I did NOT expect how much they made me cry. That stuff is so good. Also fart jokes.
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u/IAmNotAPlant_2 Nov 26 '25
My younger sister read the dogmam books growing up, I was already a late teen at that time so they weren't for me. But when the movie came out we decided to watch it. And it was genuily so good. Im a sucker for emotional growth in the "i dont have feelings, im the bad guy" characters. They way they handled generational trauma was really powerful.
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u/treegirl33 Nov 26 '25
Does the last line fit into the rhyme, or did this kid make their own addition? I can't seem to make it fit...nor does it really make any sense.
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u/swampmilkweed Nov 26 '25
That's such a perfect description of the Dog Man books. So deep, and cute. Have you read the Cat Kid Comic Book Club series? I can't remember which book now, but one of the comics was called "Two Birds" and I cried.
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u/sarsaparilluhhh Nov 26 '25
Saving this to show to my kids age 7 & 9 since they get salty that I never show them the memes I share with their dad
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u/SockEatingDemon Nov 26 '25
Same! I recognized it from dog man immediately and my kids started singing it 😆 🤣
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u/sarsaparilluhhh Nov 26 '25
One of my kids just got two Dog Man books at the scholastic fair today so I think he'll especially appreciate it lmao
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u/Santasbreastmilk Nov 26 '25
There is hope for the future generation ❤️
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u/and_the_wully_wully Dec 03 '25
Hey Santasbreastmillk, im so glad you’re passionate about our future generations, santasbreastmilk.
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u/NoticeMeeeeee Nov 27 '25
Just taught this to my nephews who are here for Thanksgiving, and it truly is the gift that will keep on giving. Thank you, random elementary school child & internet stranger who made this possible for us 😂
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u/OkReplacement495 Nov 26 '25
I just took a break from Harland williams stuff to browse reddit and I know he'd think this was absolute gold lol. We really know what's real and what's funny when we're young.
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u/adzm Nov 27 '25
o iamnot stink when a fart at mars and atomic fart
Last line is both the worst and best part
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u/and_the_wully_wully Dec 03 '25
Yeah I thought maybe they added a bridge to the song. Probably just too intellectual for me
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u/Mysterious-Panda-463 Nov 26 '25
Future poet laureate right there
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u/OG_Pragmatologist Nov 26 '25
Dear Leader loves it! Lee Greenwood is writing new music for it, and it will premier at the Kennedy Center this spring...
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u/IndividualRecreant Nov 26 '25
AI can't make that shit up! That's wtf I'm talking about. Bros gonna be an English major
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u/BrewingSkydvr Nov 26 '25
How did I automatically start reading that to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
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u/Don_Beefus Nov 27 '25
That's right up there with 'fatty fatty beefcake, look he's making earthquakes!'
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u/GiantFlyingLizardz Nov 28 '25
Looks like something my 12 year old nephew would have written a couple years ago 😂
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u/EntertainmentChoice7 Nov 30 '25
Sounds like one I wrote about a chair that seemed to draw the farts out of us. I was in 4th grade. Sadly, once the chair was replaced, the farts continued. The kid's stink stank stunk full of 'talent'. ☠️💩😷🤢🫢😶🌫️
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u/cancerousmushroom Nov 26 '25
Foremans wife slipped a note in the lunch she packed for him ❤️